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Old 05-02-2011, 06:31 PM
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doubt it..

if shes going with the 'natural is better' defense, she's probably rockin a funky junk hippie bush..
I'm as natural as they come in this day and age, pubey wise...like short trimmed bush, 'home shaped', but perfectly presentable..you know, sometimes I'll even leave my armpits a day or 3. I always moisturise...and I do believe that I smell of mango and lady (that's WASHED lady btw).

Bald balls though!? GTFO.

If a man unveiled shiny, hairless balls and cock to me I would actually be pretty mortified and want to know what the fuck he was playing at.

Hairless balls my hairy muff!
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  #82  
Old 05-02-2011, 06:49 PM
Good for you BadCoverVersion....I think a lot of men & women think completely shaving their pubic regions is normal because of how ingrained porn has become to us.
I still say a woman who is completely shaved is creepy.


EDIT: Shaved head is still okay though.

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  #83  
Old 05-02-2011, 06:50 PM
yeah good for you bc! hairy muff haha
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  #84  
Old 06-02-2011, 01:54 AM
Question For Guys Only (sexually explicit content)

This subject could easily be slotted into the sex or the porn thread. But I felt it needed it's own ground for discussion. Before reading any further, please note that this is a mature conversation. Not an excuse to talk dirty or be disgusting just for the sake of being filthy minded. But due to the very nature of this thread, I feel that some may not be able to control themselves.


Fellatio is the subject for discussion here. But more to the point. How the guys like it done. I have listed 4 options below. They may serve as the main guidelines, and you may elaborate on them.

A. Lying down on the job. This option is whereby males prefer to be lying on their back when their partner performs fellatio on them. Ideally. The traditional 69er can come into play here. But it always isn't the case.

B. Sitting down on the job. This option is when the male is sitting down or seated, and their partner performs fellatio on them. This can be great for when you just want to relax. maybe have a beer. And your mate is pleasuring you and enjoying themselves at the same time.

C. Getting the job done while standing erect. You are standing up while your partner is performing fellatio on you. Not the best if you have weak knees. But nevertheless, this is good when you are strong enough to stand tall while being pleasured by your mate.

D. Freestyle. This is a combination of all of the above. Good variety here. And everyone has their favs.

So, which if any do you prefer? Of course, the girls may get involved in this topic if they so wish. I realize this is very adult material here. But I have seen better and worse on the forums. If the moderators feel it's too much, then by all means, lock it up.

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  #85  
Old 06-02-2011, 02:17 AM
This is a weird question, and comes off more like someone asking, "Would you rather have eagle wings, jaguar legs, or the strength of an elephant?" I've never heard anyone who's had a blowjob question the preference of getting one, at least in this manner.

No bother though, it's a fair topic for discussion. I do need to point out that you forgot the option of doing it while laying face down. That is good, especially if you have a subservient midget who will fondle her boobs around your sack while randomly smacking you on the ass and reciting lines from the Seinfeld season finale.

I used to think feeling dangling hair was important enough to only warrant sitting or laying on your back, until I dated a Barbara Streisand impersonator who would take her (his?) wig off and rest it on my stomach while rubbing me out like they were starting a fire. It doesn't make sense until you understand where Babs would put the windscreen while belting out a few.

Most ideally, I would incorporate a large gyroscope while she wears anti-gravity boots, so I suppose D) Freestyle.
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Old 06-02-2011, 08:27 AM
You forgot, straddling her. Shes lying down,head propped up on pillows and you straddle her face while she fellates you. Aside from ME lying down, this is my second favorite position. She even says its easier to swallow my semen that way.
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  #87  
Old 06-02-2011, 04:41 PM
No teeth scraping and Im happy
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  #88  
Old 06-02-2011, 04:46 PM
Standing is the best for me, by far.
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  #89  
Old 06-02-2011, 04:57 PM
Just a few random sorta OT thoughts. The difference between dating a chick and paying for a prostitute is you're basically paying about the same amount of money for basically the same thing except in the case of prostitution you're paying her to leave. And if you know you're going out to a strip club to get a lap dance, wear sweat pants. And it is not advisable to give a 'hammer of thor' to your girl on the first date.

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  #90  
Old 06-02-2011, 05:23 PM
In the seated position.......................................whi le driving

In all seriousness though, probably standing.
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  #91  
Old 06-03-2011, 08:05 AM
I like a woman to actually BE THERE instead of me imagining it.

I choose any D or E; any of the above (honest).
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  #92  
Old 06-03-2011, 04:17 PM
Suck my dick, every single one of you. Right now! I'm dead serious. Put my cock in your fucking mouths. That goes for you too, Bubba.

I want to see the semen on your tongue before you swallow it.
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:16 PM
Standing. Followed by straddling.


...and also what countchocula said.
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  #94  
Old 06-05-2011, 08:35 AM
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Just a few random sorta OT thoughts. The difference between dating a chick and paying for a prostitute is you're basically paying about the same amount of money for basically the same thing except in the case of prostitution you're paying her to leave. And if you know you're going out to a strip club to get a lap dance, wear sweat pants. And it is not advisable to give a 'hammer of thor' to your girl on the first date.
Well a strip club isnt gonna let you in with sweats...wear loose slacks...a guy who goes to a strip club wearing jeans and gets a lap dance is a rank amateur who likes throwing his money away.
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  #95  
Old 06-05-2011, 10:03 AM
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This subject could easily be slotted into the sex or the porn thread.
BJ... i mean JB has a sex or porn thread?!
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  #96  
Old 06-08-2011, 02:36 AM
any of these are fun...

until chris hanson walks in...
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  #97  
Old 06-08-2011, 08:51 AM
Chris Hansen's a cockblocker. If ever a day comes where HE gets tripped up and caught, I will take out a loan and personally throw a HUGE freaking block party and call it the Chris Hansen cockblocker block party.
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  #98  
Old 06-08-2011, 08:43 PM
Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name.
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:19 AM


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Only the most acidic red wine will do. My whore lover must gargle with it for no longer than it takes me to tell her to spit. The wine provides a sterile playground for the mule dongle to frolic among the splendors of the truest heaven.
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Old 06-09-2011, 02:40 AM
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Cup the balls, work the shaft, say my name.
Is it the mumbled speak that turns you on?
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  #101  
Old 06-09-2011, 06:44 AM
Yeah, hummers are good if they're done correctly. You get a buzz out of them
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Old 06-19-2011, 09:33 PM
Rough Sex

Hey. Since we've already got threads about getting head, dick size, and pubic hair (among other things), I figured why not just cut to the chase and start a thread about rough sex.

What do you all think of rough sex?

Personally, I believe there are two things a couple can do in bed: make love, or fuck (which shall be referred to as "rough sex" from here on as I prefer that to "fucking").
Making love can be wonderful...and in fact can be better than rough sex...BUT...sometimes there's nothing like you and your partner just getting down and dirty and going at it like a pair of rabid animals tearing each other's throats out.
AND now here's where it gets interesting: sometimes 'making love' and 'rough sex' can be combined into one unruly hybrid animal...and THAT'S when things really get interesting.

Discuss!

P.S. - Let's hear from the men AND the ladies okay?
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Old 06-19-2011, 10:00 PM
For me, 99% of the time, it starts out as 'making love' and then turns (usually rather quickly) into 'rough sex.' But not a retarded sort of thing where people pull each other's hair or something.
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Old 06-19-2011, 10:05 PM
Same here. Nothing wrong with pulling hair by the way.
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  #105  
Old 06-19-2011, 10:38 PM
Well, as I recall the original "Sex Thread" contained content that was too disturbing for any thread specified for "rough" content.
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Old 06-19-2011, 10:42 PM
Apologies in advance for jumping into this tardily.

I, as at least a few other schmoes have already said, shave bare the sack and shaft and just trim the patch above (that is, partially extending toward the navel). While this, as the two-and-a-half pages of thread preceding it, is way TMI, I only make the statement as a preface to a bit of advice for those experiencing irritation when shaving bald down there...

When shaving the face, I cannot imagine using soap or Barbasol or Edge or any similarly cheap, soapy, identically-smelling drug store shave foam or gel. Rather, in the effort to eradicate razor burn, irritation and general post-shaving discomfort, I always use an actual shave cream (and, my, how inexpensive!) and follow with a post-shave balm (I'll endure the 'American Psycho' jests, but really -- hot water, shave cream, lotion...is that worthy of the same satire?). Also, though I imagine this isn't enlightening to any post-pubescent male, get the razor with the five blades (like the Gilette Fusion, which also has that awesome single blade on the back).

So translating to the netherparts, just pretty much do the same thing. Get in the shower, crank the heat (which, for this exclusive purpose, doesn't just relax the skin and open the pores, but also ensures that your buddies reach the critical state of maximal hang), massage in a real shave cream, then don't be afraid of actually shaving down there (with a new, sharp blade...). Really, how often do you cut yourself shaving your face, a surface region considerably less pliable than your balls (i.e. -- get 'em taut)? After showering, I just use the same Aveeno moisturizer I use on the rest of my body. No need to waste that expensive Nivea stuff, and definitely feels more comfortable.

Also, I don't get the trim thing. I have autonomous control over the ~inch-long blade, as opposed to dual trimmers quite speedily gliding back and forth. I've cut myself once or twice with the blade down there, and it hurts even less than when I'm shaving. I've also cut myself down there with an electric trimmer...that is effing painful.

And speaking of...that's really why I've gone the route of being perpetually bare down there -- it's just a lot more comfortable. After so many days of growing back, its uncomfortable when it contacts my underwear (I don't do the boxer thing -- got the trunks going on, 5% elastane). Even if it doesn't rub up, it's often unpleasant. Perhaps I have uniquely think hair follicles. So I can go bare or else just let it grow to an obscene and universally unacceptable length.

Anyway, while I will not falsely claim to have been able to solicit the opinion of the untold hundreds of women I've been with, those that I have have voiced a preference for the cleaner look. But again, my point is just that if shaving's your thing, that's the way to do it.
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Old 06-19-2011, 11:00 PM
I agree completely...

I think making love is absolutely beautiful.. getting caught up in the moment, expressing your emotions with your body, becoming...one.

but sometimes I just wanna take it rough and dirty like a kinky fuck-slut...pure lust and covetousness... nothing off limits.

I think combining the two is simply amazing!!
but 'put it in my ass' 'cum on my face' & 'say my name, bitch' just doesnt say.."making love" to me..
so I prefer to keep the two separate...

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Old 06-19-2011, 11:09 PM
I concur.
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I agree completely...

I think making love is absolutely beautiful.. getting caught up in the moment, expressing your emotions with your body, becoming...one.

but sometimes I just wanna take it rough and dirty like a kinky fuck-slut...pure lust and covetousness... nothing off limits.

I think combining the two is simply amazing!!
but 'put it in my ass' 'cum on my face' & 'say my name, bitch' just doesnt say.."making love" to me..
so I prefer to keep the two separate...

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Old 06-19-2011, 11:29 PM
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but sometimes I just wanna take it rough and dirty like a kinky fuck-slut...pure lust and covetousness... nothing off limits.
Nothing off limits? Even heavy petting?
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Old 06-20-2011, 03:16 AM
Being blown, then being fucked senseless, then getting the dishes done. Bondage and a hint of torture goes well too.

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Old 06-20-2011, 06:11 AM
No offense intended, but this is gettin' a little outta hand. We started an all-inclusive sex thread here when this forum first opened and were using it up until the beginning of the year, so I see no reason why we can't continue to keep most every topic in there (pubic hair doesn't necessarily relate to sex, but w/e). The point being, we honestly don't need a thread for everything. What's next, handjobs?
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Old 06-20-2011, 06:22 AM
*sigh*

This is being merged.
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Old 06-20-2011, 02:07 PM
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No offense intended, but this is gettin' a little outta hand. We started an all-inclusive sex thread here when this forum first opened and were using it up until the beginning of the year, so I see no reason why we can't continue to keep most every topic in there (pubic hair doesn't necessarily relate to sex, but w/e). The point being, we honestly don't need a thread for everything. What's next, handjobs?


Yeah I know. I started the "rough sex" thread kind of as a joke.

Maybe there should should just be an entire Sex forum.
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  #114  
Old 06-22-2011, 09:22 PM
I shaved my sack and shaft on Monday.


That's what I think about pubic hair.


Yeah, I went there. Whats up?
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Old 06-23-2011, 04:01 PM
That's okay Jackson. I shaved my balls and trimmed my pubes a week or so ago before going to spend the night at a girl's house.

Because, you know, if you want people to go there you have to make it a nice place to visit.
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