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Old 07-12-2011, 11:56 PM
What If EGGS Could Speak?

Not taking the piss out of Vesaker's topic.
But what would eggs say if they possessed the power of speech?
You will not BEAT me. You will not eat me. You will not boil me in hot water.



Thou shall not fry my ass in that hot pan MOFU.


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Old 07-13-2011, 12:03 AM
LOL, something tells me you ARE in fact taking the piss.
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LCZ9P10Ghc

Well since we are talking about eggs l thought you might enjoy this little clip
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:15 AM
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LOL, something tells me you ARE in fact taking the piss.
Nah. You got me all wrong, dude. I'm not like that
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:17 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LCZ9P10Ghc

Well since we are talking about eggs l thought you might enjoy this little clip
Those poor eggs. WHAT'S SHE DOANG?

The girl was rather cute.

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Old 07-13-2011, 12:21 AM
I thought you would like the woman in the clip

I know those poor little eggs were in a little trouble but one thing that woman was hitting them with quite abit of force

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Old 07-13-2011, 12:30 AM
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I know those poor little eggs were in a little trouble but one thing that woman was hitting them with quite abit of force
EGG BRUTALITY!!!
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:05 AM
That egg I saw in Thailand... I think he'll remain silent forever. Some things... just can't be talked about.
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:05 AM
That's egg abuse.
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Old 07-13-2011, 02:10 AM
Boiling eggs. One egg has a tiny pin hole in it that starts to make a whistling noise as it heats up and the pressure inside pushes through the hole. Except it doesn't sound like a whistling noise, it sounds like a baby chick chirping. You react as if it were a baby chick chirping. Panic. You find yourself standing at the opposite end of the room, slowly building up courage, then slowly moving toward the pan. You peer into the pan, seeing the stream of bubbles coming from the tiny hole and you realize the truth through complete addled deduction. The whole ordeal seemed to last hours, but you've only been tripping for a couple.
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Old 07-13-2011, 05:32 PM
As I type this I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or not, because at this moment in time I'm replying to a thread that ponders the question 'What If Eggs Could Speak'. Could somebody just clarify that this thread indeed exists, cause I'm confused and frightened right now.
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:23 PM
"I came first. End of story."
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Old 07-13-2011, 06:27 PM
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"I came first. End of story."
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Old 07-13-2011, 08:51 PM
Would an egg that was sentient and could do stuff be considered "undead"?


Wait...why am I replying? Oh bother.
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:22 PM
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That's egg abuse.
Did you see the poor egg that fell from the bench and smashed on the floor
The poor little thing
You could see the terror in its eyes
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:28 PM
Talk, don't talk, i'm gonna eat them anyway.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:51 AM
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Talk, don't talk, i'm gonna eat them anyway.
Haha funny. Speaking of Thailand... that's what I said!
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:04 AM
"You crack me up."

Mmm, hmm.
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