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Old 07-08-2011, 08:26 AM
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Maybe it's hard to explain, but I think it was a skill picked after I had to run hose through a house to fill a water bed. You should see how I pump gas! I have more regiments than a army marching band.
I can imagine. Then again, maybe not. I hate it when pee sprays on the floor.
It's like my nozzle isn't adjusted quite right. Then I get lots of remnants on the floor. Hate that.
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  #82  
Old 07-08-2011, 10:37 AM
I've never pooped in the sink though. That's just nasty.
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  #83  
Old 07-08-2011, 07:33 PM
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I've never pooped in the sink though. That's just nasty.
If you have a garbage disposal unit, try that. Just don't get your ass-cheeks caught in there. Lol
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Old 07-08-2011, 08:31 PM
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If you have a garbage disposal unit, try that. Just don't get your ass-cheeks caught in there. Lol

Thanks for the Protip.
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Old 07-08-2011, 09:54 PM
try to poop in a litter box
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  #86  
Old 07-08-2011, 10:20 PM
Well since we are talking about peeing

have you ever stopped in the country side and had a little wee

I had a experiece where l had to go and we all decided to stop at this truck stop and you see it was quite late at night and all these mothes wore in the female toliets

Well it was that bad where you couldnt go in there
So my freinds and l decided to go behide a huge rock

Well l couldt beleive what happened next is that a nice huge truck came from no where and seen us

Geez he would have seen a few white moons that night
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:23 PM
Oh talking about sinks that would be hard and too high for me

if you were a bloke you could pop the old fellow in but for a woman that would be a huge height to climb
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  #88  
Old 07-08-2011, 10:43 PM
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try to poop in a litter box


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  #89  
Old 07-09-2011, 01:36 AM
I peed in four separate streams at once, one time.

God's honest truth.
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  #90  
Old 07-09-2011, 01:47 AM
Can't believe it got to 3 pages before somebody pointed out that this is a duplicate thread:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthre...ghlight=shower
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Old 07-09-2011, 02:08 AM
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I peed in four separate streams at once, one time.

God's honest truth.
Did you swallow a small vegetable strainer by accident?
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Old 07-09-2011, 02:14 AM
The fac that this is a dupe thread only makes it awesomer.
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Old 07-09-2011, 02:15 AM
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I peed in four separate streams at once, one time.

God's honest truth.
That practically makes you a lawn sprinkler.
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Old 07-10-2011, 09:56 PM
Oh l like the cat doing its poo


The only one l can think of was the time my brother was sleep walking and he bloody peed in the cuboard
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  #95  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:44 PM
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Lol.

Ever notice when you fart in the bath, the bubbles break the surface of the water and they stink?

Way worse than usual too.
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Old 07-10-2011, 10:46 PM
i once got so drunk I was throwing up in the tub whilst shitting on the toilet.

But then again, who hasnt?
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  #97  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:49 PM
Geez l was wondering how you would acheive jumping from the toliet to the bath
Is the toliet in the bathroom
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  #98  
Old 07-10-2011, 10:58 PM
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Is the toliet in the bathroom
Most if not all American bathrooms have the toilet in them. So, when you enter the bathroom, you have all three. Tub, shower, and the can.
It's not the same as us Aussies. I think that's what's confusing you here, BD. Not unless adam and Bubba both have the power to shit and pee around corners?

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Old 07-11-2011, 12:50 AM
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Geez l was wondering how you would acheive jumping from the toliet to the bath
Is the toliet in the bathroom
Our toilet is in the front yard and our sink is on the roof.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:09 PM
Yes very funny Matchbox.

You see the aussies like to run to the other room to go to the toiiet while the Americans have the lazy option of having it in the same room
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Old 07-12-2011, 04:43 PM
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Peeing outdoors is the best unorthodox place to take a piss.
I'm more of someone who thinks peeing their paints/underwear is the shit.
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:13 PM
Yes that is bad when a person pees there pants
I have only seen a child do this by accident
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Old 07-12-2011, 11:12 PM
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I'm more of someone who thinks peeing their paints/underwear is the shit.
Billy Madison agrees with you.

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Old 07-13-2011, 12:38 AM
I remember this kid at school shit themselves. And had to stay at school all day.
Imagine being that kid. He had a shit of a day. He couldn't even sit down. Lmao!
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:53 AM
I almost had the worst day of my life when I was going into my school with holes in my underwear and pants. Luckily my mom noticed before anyone saw so we went back home and I changed.

The only good thing with wearing those would have been that I wouldn't have had to take off my pants to take a shit.
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:55 AM
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The only good thing with wearing those would have been that I wouldn't have had to take off my pants to take a shit.
Handy that. A zipper in the rear would also work.
Hey remember in those really old movies those drawers men used to wear with the hatch so they could take a dump?
Shit catchers of the early era.

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Old 07-13-2011, 09:39 PM
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I almost had the worst day of my life when I was going into my school with holes in my underwear and pants. Luckily my mom noticed before anyone saw so we went back home and I changed.

The only good thing with wearing those would have been that I wouldn't have had to take off my pants to take a shit.
I have one thing to say about this
i thought you would have checked for holes in your undies or pants before you got dressed

Oh l hate it when someone goes to the toliet at night and puts the lid down

It is just terrible when you dont turn the light on andd fall onto this
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:42 PM
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I have one thing to say about this
i thought you would have checked for holes in your undies or pants before you got dressed
Well when you wear assless chaps, like I did when I was 12, I just don't see the point in checking. I just forgot to change to normal clothes before going to school.
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:55 PM
Well sometimes a needle and thread can help to cover those holes
I hope you dont think l am having a go at you.
I am only mucking around and l know how hard it is to buy things these days with prices going up on everything from food to clothes to even having a roof over our heads
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:09 PM
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Well sometimes a needle and thread can help to cover those holes
I hope you dont think l am having a go at you.
I am only mucking around and l know how hard it is to buy things these days with prices going up on everything from food to clothes to even having a roof over our heads
Thanks for caring about the condition of my clothes.
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  #111  
Old 07-13-2011, 11:20 PM
what about peeing and pooping at the same time
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:28 PM
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what about peeing and pooping at the same time
Yeah. I have done that. I have also sneezed so hard that I shit myself.And I have had diarrhea so bad I sprayed painted the bowl brown.
Lastly, I farted so bad that I shit my pants. Constipation is bad. Feel like you're giving birth to a solid loaf of bread. Bad that.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:21 AM
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Yeah. I have done that. I have also sneezed so hard that I shit myself.And I have had diarrhea so bad I sprayed painted the bowl brown.
Lastly, I farted so bad that I shit my pants. Constipation is bad. Feel like you're giving birth to a solid loaf of bread. Bad that.
It's a pain when you are trying to hold it all in and the slightest thing like a sneeze will have you making pudding in your pants.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:29 AM
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It's a pain when you are trying to hold it all in and the slightest thing like a sneeze will have you making pudding in your pants.
Yeah. Hate that. What about when you need to take a major dump, and there's no can about. You have to squeeze your ass cheeks so hard that they cramp up. You try and walk, but it's like almost impossible. Then when you get to a shitter, you let loose, and you have shit stuck to the sides of your ass. And you have to like use almost a whole roll of paper to get it all of. Hate that. Once I was like that. I had to bend over and pick up something, and I shit myself lo.

Side note. It's ok to have diarrhea in the shower. Cuz you can wash it all down.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:44 AM
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Yeah. Hate that. What about when you need to take a major dump, and there's no can about. You have to squeeze your ass cheeks so hard that they cramp up. You try and walk, but it's like almost impossible. Then when you get to a shitter, you let loose, and you have shit stuck to the sides of your ass. And you have to like use almost a whole roll of paper to get it all of. Hate that. Once I was like that. I had to bend over and pick up something, and I shit myself lo.

Side note. It's ok to have diarrhea in the shower. Cuz you can wash it all down.
Yep. That's a shitty situation.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:45 AM
Has anyone ever swallowed a penny and pooped it out later. I did when I was a kid. That penny shined like a diamond when it came out.
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:51 AM
So, you went and dug through your own crap to dig that penny out?

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Old 07-21-2011, 10:30 PM
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Yeah. I have done that. I have also sneezed so hard that I shit myself.And I have had diarrhea so bad I sprayed painted the bowl brown.
Lastly, I farted so bad that I shit my pants. Constipation is bad. Feel like you're giving birth to a solid loaf of bread. Bad that.
Oh this made me laugh so much

Oh you were really in a rough way when you had this incident

I know last year in australia we had a bad gastro outbreak

By christ things were bad where you couldnt stop the diarrhea or vomiting where it was all at the same time with that
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Old 07-21-2011, 11:19 PM
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So, you went and dug through your own crap to dig that penny out?

Part of it was sticking out. My mom took it out.

I think I'll remind her of this next time we talk.




This has brought back other wonderful memories involving my ass.

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Old 07-22-2011, 10:17 PM
Geez you made me laugh with all your stories about your arse

it is amazing what it goes through at different times
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