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Old 01-07-2012, 07:04 PM
I Hate Len Wiseman! (small rant)

Short rant here. And most probably old news as well. But I really hate Len Wiseman. He gets to pork his fork in this all of the time. See below pic for further details
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Old 01-07-2012, 08:51 PM
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:01 PM
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Apologies, brother.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploa...call-Set-1.jpg
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Old 01-07-2012, 09:07 PM
Yeah, it sucks that he poached her from the more talented Michael Sheen after he had an 8 year relationship with Beckinsale (plus Wiseman had a marriage of his own).
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Old 01-08-2012, 01:19 AM
A person's love life is their own business so I couldn't care less about him "stealing" Beckinsale away from Sheen. Besides, it didn't happen like that, at least that is what Beckinsale says. Do you think Sheen would continue to do work with Wiseman in the Underworld movies if that is what had happened?

All I care about is the movies that a filmmaker makes and thus far, between the Underworld movies and Live Free or Die Hard, Len Wiseman is cool with me!
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Old 01-08-2012, 01:24 AM
No..no. NO!

Len Wiseman SUX! Why does he suck? Because (as stated in my opening post). He gets to pork Katy when ever he wants to.
Get some pork on your fork, Lenny. Asshole. Share the wealth already. This topic is about Katy being hot property.

Get it now?
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Old 01-08-2012, 02:32 PM
He's way more better looking than I am and is banging Kate Beckinsale....oh and his movies suck too.
Fuck him.


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Old 01-09-2012, 09:48 PM
Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.
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Old 01-09-2012, 10:16 PM
I don't think Recall is rated yet, but you can't expect an R these days anyway.

But as far as Die Hard 4 goes - despite being rated PG13 - I dug the film.
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Old 01-09-2012, 11:04 PM
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Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.

Watch Underworld: Evolution. I was actually surprised by how violent and gory that movie was!

The warewolve scenes were FUCKING AWESOME!
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Old 01-10-2012, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by razgriz21 View Post
Let's see Len Wiseman's crimes:

-A PG-13 Die Hard
-A PG-13 Total Recall remake with Colin Farrell

This "director" has no balls.
Pretty much the reason that I hate Len Wiseman. I think that Underworld sucks, too.
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Old 01-18-2012, 07:46 PM
Underworld sucks.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:12 PM
Underworld sucks.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:25 PM
dlrowrednU skcuS.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:12 AM
Not a fan of Underworld.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:28 AM
Let me elaborate on my earlier post. When I think of the Underworld series I think of wasted potential.

The story of the first one was by far it's biggest fault. A vampire/werewolf hybrid? Really?!?!?! It would have been much better just keeping to the war with the werewolves gaining the upper hand after so many centuries of getting beat down.
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:24 AM
Not a fan myself. He is like the Nickleback of directing. Really mediocre at best but somehow keeps putting out hits and banging hot chicks. Blows my mind.
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Old 01-19-2012, 11:10 AM
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Not a fan myself. He is like the Nickleback of directing. Really mediocre at best but somehow keeps putting out hits and banging hot chicks. Blows my mind.
That's actually a brilliant analogy. He's mediocre in every way. There's no daring sense of creativity that shows he's an actual artist. Just a director-for-hire using blue filters and watering down franchises until the studio feels they're safe enough for a mass audience.
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Old 01-19-2012, 05:14 PM
Guyz. My rant isn't about the underworld movies or wiseman. It's about the fact that he get's bone Katy. And that's all there is to it lol

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Old 01-19-2012, 05:24 PM
The original Underworld ROCKS!!!
Suck it!
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:12 AM
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The original Underworld ROCKS!!!
Suck it!
I actually like all 3 of them. In fact, not too long ago, when I watched the second film for the first time in a while, I was surprised by two things: a) how good it was and b) how violent and gory it was. It's a pretty hard R actually. You got scenes where the warewolves are tearing their mouths apart!
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Old 01-20-2012, 10:00 AM
The first Underworld is why I started avoiding Len Wiseman movies. Haven't seen one since!
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:38 PM
Saw the trailer for Len Wiseman's Total Recall remake.

For shame. This guy is like Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:36 PM
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Pretty much the reason that I hate Len Wiseman. I think that Underworld sucks, too.
Kinda not fair to hate on a director that had all the intentions of making an R rated Die Hard film, with the backing of Bruce Willis (more known) but to which the studio had the final say. His previous two directing efforts weren't PG13. Rating, no rating. The guy isn't horrible.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:45 PM
Fuck Len Wiseman. I'd LIKE to fuck Beckinsale though too.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:49 PM
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Fuck Len Wiseman. I'd LIKE to fuck Beckinsale though too.
You...you mean you'd fuck Len first then Beckinsale?
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:11 AM
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Kinda not fair to hate on a director that had all the intentions of making an R rated Die Hard film, with the backing of Bruce Willis (more known) but to which the studio had the final say. His previous two directing efforts weren't PG13. Rating, no rating. The guy isn't horrible.
Len is just a studio director with no vision.

He rips off other directors and will gladly take a dump on a good movie series (Die Hard)
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