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DRbeauty · #41 07-13-2012, 05:02 PM

Hahaha. Really? Did your magic eight ball tell you that? Is failing being in a loving fulfilling relationship like the one I'm in already and have been for years? Sorry you can't please a woman. Maybe I can give you some tips.Spoken like a man with a two incher Let me know how those penis enlargement pills work out for you

DRbeauty · #42 07-13-2012, 05:25 PM

Wow, you've got serious issues. I don't see any other guy taking such offense at my posts, so I can only assume that I did strike a nerve. I think you need to speak to someone, and invest in heavy duty anti psychotics. Why you felt the need to quote something I wrote in another thread is beyond me. Anyways, I'm not ashamed of having been depressed at one point in my life, and am happier than an ever been.I fail to see where I offered any advice. You lack basic reading comprehension. You on the other hand sound like the most miserable fuck. Good luck to you

DRbeauty · #43 07-13-2012, 06:17 PM

Again, reading comprehension is one of your weakeness, along with pleasuring a woman. Abilify is your friend.

DRbeauty · #44 07-13-2012, 06:59 PM

Abilify and Thorazine might be a good combination. Nighty night. I hope you win that Halo game in your parent's basement. Lol

echo_bravo · #45 07-13-2012, 08:12 PM

What's with the fighting?

This is supposed to be a FUN thread.

Anyways, if I had to pick a pornstar(the proven experts), I'd go with Belladonna or Charley Chase(yeah thats her name). Definitely google either one of them to see a proper bj

Erroneous · #46 07-13-2012, 08:13 PM

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Hee! I think he needs more time to get bored with me, honestly. I'll give him a couple more years. Maybe he thinks I'll fall in love with the chick or something because he knows how much I love women. That's why there are rules for that anyways, but I don't want to be insistent.When I was younger, I was the live in girlfriend of a married couple and we were all really happy. No jealousy or or bullshit. It worked really well until they had to move for professional opportunities. I know he'll never agree to that but that's cool. I don't always have to have my cake and eat it too.

You sure can. But situations like that never seem to last. Kinda like a tootsie roll pop.

echo_bravo · #47 07-13-2012, 08:14 PM

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Brazilians are super freaks with the best asses on the planet for sure.I've never been with an Asian woman, and I'm afraid I've lost my chance, unless my fiancée gets bored in the future. He's not into threesomes, which is rare for a man. I think I'm too much for him already

. My first experiences with a woman kinda sucked because of how guilty she felt afterward, and it was me doing most of the work. It's interesting how quickly she shut up when she was sitting on my face. The best experience I had was a three way in New Orleans with two strippers. It sounds gross but they were the baddest bitches I have ever had the pleasure of fucking. One of them looked exactly like Aaliyah. She was creole and absolutely gorgeous. The other looked like Salma Hayek. That was one of the best nights of my life. Let me tell you, I love my fiancée, but if we hadn't met I'd be with a woman, for sure.

Your man is one lucky dude. I'd kill for a bisexual chick and I honestly wouldnt get jealous if she were with other females.

Erroneous · #48 07-13-2012, 08:22 PM

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Your man is one lucky dude. I'd kill for a bisexual chick and I honestly wouldnt get jealous if she were with other females.

In my experience 75% of all women under 25 are bisexual. 50% 26-35 I rec you try to bring up this sort of stuff when she is drunk or drinking within the first few dates and then play it for until the time is right much later on.

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Abilify and Thorazine might be a good combination. Nighty night. I hope you win that Halo game in your parent's basement. Lol

LOL Good one! Sorry about the suicide stuff. I don't believe in it, but I am glad you decided not to

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You must have missed this part about me not giving a fuck about your tips.

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Dude, step off. You can't these kind of things here. I don't have respect for people who bring up posts in other threads. Keep you words to yourself with her.

cynical66 · #49 07-14-2012, 12:26 PM

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Comedy or insulting really isn't your thing. You should stick to paranoid erratic ramblings.

Someone with your mental condition shouldn't be giving anyone tips on anything before they unfuck their own shitty life. Good luck with this suicide thing though.

Wow! you need to bringing up posts of people in other threads just to win a word fight in a forum? You must be a 39 year old farkin retard, wearin glasses passed from your great granpa, still stayin in your parent's basement, jerking off to you 1997 computer screen...

this thread is for those who would like to tell which celeb they wanted to get BJ from, not your butt fuckin fingers diggin up people's other thread..

get over it, you cat fuckin moron