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Old 09-01-2011, 12:10 AM
Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/...ge-5/#comments
"The decision came too late"....indeed it did.

He died doing what he loved. It could have been any one of us. Let us never forget that one died so that the rest of us could learn, and live.

"41 and done. 42 you're through."


NEVER FORGET
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:55 AM
Sounds like a challenge.
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Old 09-01-2011, 01:28 AM
He had such potential. He could have grown up to become this man.


Spoiler:
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Old 09-01-2011, 02:09 AM
Aside from the number of typos in the article, lack of a source or author, I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.

If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
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Old 09-01-2011, 05:05 AM
Yeah what the fuck kind of article is this?

42? Someone a fan of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?

I don't believe this shit for a second.
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Old 09-01-2011, 07:11 AM
He had it cumming.
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:54 AM
42 times? Was his penis a solid diamond by then end from all the constant preassure?

If this were true i'd have to give a little golf clap though.
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:12 AM
*scoffs* I jerked it 42 times just this morning...
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Old 09-01-2011, 10:55 AM
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*scoffs* I jerked it 42 times just this morning...
you must feel like you've lost a kindred spirit today then
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:23 AM
I would have posted this but so far there's only one source for this story. I call bullshit.
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:37 AM
He must've had hands like an f-ing Wookie by the time they found him then...
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:55 AM
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He must've had hands like an f-ing Wookie by the time they found him then...
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Old 09-01-2011, 11:55 AM
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I would have posted this but so far there's only one source for this story. I call bullshit.
I agree, I'm skeptical about this as well....but I still had to post it. The title alone is worth it
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Old 09-01-2011, 12:05 PM
Oh thread, how much you make me giggle.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:39 AM
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He had it cumming.
When it came to masturbation, he didn't go soft.

Last edited by Tweek; 09-02-2011 at 12:41 AM..
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:01 AM
Wanker.
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Old 09-02-2011, 01:46 AM
He pulled himself to pieces. May he rest in PIECES
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:56 AM
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He pulled himself to pieces. May he rest in PIECES
Death was the one thing he couldn't beat.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:29 AM
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Death was the one thing he couldn't beat.
he did always say he wanted to meat his maker.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:52 AM
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Aside from the number of typos in the article, lack of a source or author, I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.

If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
I am with you on this one. Sounds like urban legend. I believe your dick would be bleeding and fall off if you jerked off that many times. His balls might fall off, but die? I think not. I don't even think I can do that in a 24 hr period of time. That's like one every 30 mins. I have never done viagra, but maybe if I ODed on that and had a whole bunch of woman in front of me, maybe. But I doubt I could. If it is true, I give him props for getting hard that much and often. His weiner must be like leather.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:33 PM
He jerked off more than I do in 2 months.
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:49 PM
Geez that is quite a few times to releive yourself

I wonder what made him do this so many times

You would think after the forth time you would get sick of it

Plus you wouldnt think he would have any skin left on his penise after all the contant rubbing or it would have been red as a tack
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:23 PM
A picture of the boy's penis has been released.




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Old 09-02-2011, 11:31 PM
Ah that is bloody huge but it looks old looking and rough
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Old 09-03-2011, 12:31 AM
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Ah that is bloody huge but it looks old looking and rough
That's what the last hooker I was with told me.
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Old 09-03-2011, 02:57 AM
Wait, how am I still alive?
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Old 07-28-2012, 05:12 PM
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I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.
Maybe the forensic team drew in the conclusion from rings around his dick. Like how they tell how old a tree has aged by rings.

It reminds me actually of this Optima battery ad I saw in a Hot Rod magazine stating that the battaery was good for 9,000 starts. Optima has someone cranking over a battery 9,000 times and pays someone to do this. Of course you know there is also that dumb shit who buys one just to see if this is true.
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Old 07-28-2012, 05:36 PM
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:22 PM
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indeed
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Have you ever clicked on a thread, forgetting that YOU'RE the one who started it?
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Old 07-28-2012, 10:21 PM
C'mon guys, quit jerking around!
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:08 AM
That boy came and went at the same time. *snicker*
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:09 AM
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If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
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42? Someone a fan of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?
The guy would still be alive if he'd kept a towel handy.


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Maybe the forensic team drew in the conclusion from rings around his dick. Like how they tell how old a tree has aged by rings.
You actually could be onto something. I can imagine a forensics team standing in his room, place cards scattered around the floor, labeled 1 - 42.

Then someone says, "42 times, that's how many time he masturbated."

Finally, David Caruso says, as he pulls out his sunglasses, "It sounds like a case of suicide." He pauses while putting on the sunglasses then concludes, "He died by his own hand."

(sorry, all the good one liners were already used up in the thread...)
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:13 AM
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That boy came and went at the same time. *snicker*
Masturbation joke #2: God decided to rub one out.

...and to add to the HG2G reference: we finally know the Ultimate Question.
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Old 07-29-2012, 05:00 AM
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The guy would still be alive if he'd kept a towel handy.




You actually could be onto something. I can imagine a forensics team standing in his room, place cards scattered around the floor, labeled 1 - 42.

Then someone says, "42 times, that's how many time he masturbated."

Finally, David Caruso says, as he pulls out his sunglasses, "It sounds like a case of suicide." He pauses while putting on the sunglasses then concludes, "He died by his own hand."

(sorry, all the good one liners were already used up in the thread...)
And yet your post right now is the one that made me laugh the HARDEST

Sorry. That's the best I could do. I'm not funny like you guys!
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:02 AM
This is offensive. Somebody died, ok? Way too premature for this kind of thing.
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:00 PM
[insert dick joke here]
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:03 PM
Come on, guys!! This is serious!
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:18 PM
This really is the greatest thread ever.
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:11 PM
Thank God I only masturbated 41 times today.
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