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Old 07-29-2012, 03:15 PM
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Thank God I only masturbated 41 times today.
Gordon, but you must know

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How close I was from sparing your life.
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Old 07-29-2012, 05:18 PM
The mystery of how the police deduced that he shaved his carrot 42 times has finally been revealed by the Associated Press: they found 42 stiff balls of toilet paper in the trash bin. Case closed.
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Old 07-29-2012, 07:10 PM
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The mystery of how the police deduced that he shaved his carrot 42 times has finally been revealed by the Associated Press: they found 42 stiff balls of toilet paper in the trash bin. Case closed.
"42 balls of toilet paper? Didn't his mom ever tell him not to..."



"...squeeze the Charmin."

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Old 07-29-2012, 07:35 PM
Oh wow.
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