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Old 10-07-2012, 11:24 AM
Introducing Big Bird.

I had trouble trying to find the New Member section, so I chose to put it here.

Hi. I'm Big Bird. I live in Sesame Street. I like movies, and I like hanging out with my Sesame Street friends. If you want to speak to me, feel free to do so. I hope to be a great addition to this forum.
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Old 10-07-2012, 11:32 AM
Do you like Mitt Romney?
  #3  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Jig Saw 123 View Post
Do you like Mitt Romney?
Originally, I WAS going to vote for him, but when I found out he wants to get rid of me, I decided he's dead to me. Obama forever.
  #4  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:46 AM
Say hi to me, Big Bird.
  #5  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:51 AM
Hi, Big Bird!
  #6  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveyJoeG View Post
Hi, Big Bird!
Hello, DaveyJoe. It's not easy here in Sesame Street ever since Mitt Romney threatened me. I'm scared.
  #7  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:54 AM
Do you do anal?
  #8  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
Do you do anal?
No. Why?
  #9  
Old 10-07-2012, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Bird View Post
No. Why?
Cause Oscar the Grouch told me that he saw you and Mr. Snuffleupagus doing anal in the alleyway. He said that he just watched from his trashcan and quietly masturbated. Now I don't always take Oscar's word as "fact", but he was pretty detailed.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:07 PM
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Cause Oscar the Grouch told me that he saw you and Mr. Snuffleupagus doing anal in the alleyway. He said that he just watched from his trashcan and quietly masturbated. Now I don't always take Oscar's word as "fact", but he was pretty detailed.
That is entirely inaccurate. I'm too young for that nonsense. Oscar's always telling stories to get people in trouble. One time he even told Gordon Cookie Monster robbed a bakery.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:16 PM
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That is entirely inaccurate. I'm too young for that nonsense. Oscar's always telling stories to get people in trouble. One time he even told Gordon Cookie Monster robbed a bakery.
I don't know. He even had pictures:
  #12  
Old 10-07-2012, 12:17 PM
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I don't know. He even had pictures:
I was just wishing him good luck because he was out on a business trip.
  #13  
Old 10-07-2012, 12:30 PM
I still question it. I know this is the last thing you need, especially after last year's fiasco:



But we have to think of the kids, and I for one don't want a child to stumble upon the wrong alleyway and find Mr. Snuffleupagus' trunk halfway up your you-know-what.
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:42 PM
  #15  
Old 10-07-2012, 02:12 PM
Gimmicky poster is gimmicky.
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Old 10-07-2012, 02:45 PM
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NO. I hate Mitt Romney.
  #17  
Old 10-07-2012, 03:03 PM
There was a big yellow bird in the film In Cold Blood (1967), based on the book of the same name (1966).

Sesame Street went to air in late 1969

Conclusion, the one they call "Big Bird" is an imposter, and probably a terrorist.

I demand a bill to ban this terrorist from our screens.
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Old 10-07-2012, 03:18 PM
I'm pretty convinced that this is a meta-gimmick based on the notion of a gimmick-within-a-gimmick wherein the first gimmick is just a means of providing the large gimmick, which itself is the attempt to best define diminishing marginal returns (e.g. on this gimmick) Sesame Street Style.

Or, in other words, this has gotten really fucking boring really fucking quickly.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by SS-Block View Post
There was a big yellow bird in the film In Cold Blood (1967), based on the book of the same name (1966).

Sesame Street went to air in late 1969

Conclusion, the one they call "Big Bird" is an imposter, and probably a terrorist.

I demand a bill to ban this terrorist from our screens.
Coincidence.
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:46 PM
Are you related to Badbird? http://www.moviefancentral.com/badbird
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Old 10-07-2012, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by creekin111 View Post
Are you related to Badbird? http://www.moviefancentral.com/badbird
Never heard of him.
  #22  
Old 10-07-2012, 07:58 PM
5.... 4..... 3..... 2.... 1....
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Old 10-07-2012, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jaw2929 View Post
5.... 4..... 3..... 2.... 1....
Why are you counting?
  #24  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by creekin111 View Post
Are you related to Badbird? http://www.moviefancentral.com/badbird
I knew this would happen.
  #25  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Bird View Post
Why are you counting?
I'm counting down til one of two things happens (or both):

1. You get banned

or

2. This thread gets closed


I could be totally wrong and neither one will happen. But figured I'd count down to it anyway.
  #26  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Bird View Post
I had trouble trying to find the New Member section, so I chose to put it here.

Hi. I'm Big Bird. I live in Sesame Street. I like movies, and I like hanging out with my Sesame Street friends. If you want to speak to me, feel free to do so. I hope to be a great addition to this forum.

Oh you are cute Big Bird
Why didnt you bring your friends here from Sesmae street it would have been a delight to met them too

I hope you will enjoy your stay here
  #27  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jaw2929 View Post
5.... 4..... 3..... 2.... 1....
Hey also we could learn the ABC's and have a sing a long

Big Bird can you teach me how to spell so no one teases me here
  #28  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:43 PM
I personally liked you a lot as a little kid, Big Bird...but I had imagined that you'd be too tall to do anything that'd be fun for both of us.

I know better now, plus I'm taller, so now we're on a little more equal footing.

...also, you were awesome on SNL
  #29  
Old 10-07-2012, 08:54 PM
geez it looks as though everyone is glad that you are here to play with us Big Bird

Geez we can also have storytime with you
  #30  
Old 10-07-2012, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Exophrine View Post
I personally liked you a lot as a little kid, Big Bird...but I had imagined that you'd be too tall to do anything that'd be fun for both of us.

I know better now, plus I'm taller, so now we're on a little more equal footing.

...also, you were awesome on SNL
Aw thanks. How tall are you, anyway?
  #31  
Old 10-07-2012, 10:28 PM
Hey Bondgirl, you know why they call him BIG Bird don't you? Its because he's got a big pecker.
  #32  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:26 PM
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Aw thanks. How tall are you, anyway?
When I was a child, I was about 2 feet tall. Now I'm 5 foot, 10 inches tall.
  #33  
Old 10-07-2012, 11:59 PM
This is fuckin' creepy
  #34  
Old 10-08-2012, 12:07 AM
Shit... John Galt's back, isn't he...
  #35  
Old 10-08-2012, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Scotch View Post
This is fuckin' creepy
What's creepy? Big Bird and I (and a few others) are having a nice, innocent, pleasant conversation...

...are you not used to open displays of affection or something?
  #36  
Old 10-08-2012, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Exophrine View Post
What's creepy? Big Bird and I (and a few others) are having a nice, innocent, pleasant conversation...

...are you not used to open displays of affection or something?
I know right? Must not have grown up with Sesame Street. Probably grew up with Barney instead.
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by creekin111 View Post
Hey Bondgirl, you know why they call him BIG Bird don't you? Its because he's got a big pecker.
Ah you had to bring in the big pecker subject

Well l wonder if the huge pecker has a nice big bite to go with it

I geez you had to get me going didnt you Creekin

I am trying to be a nice lady to big bird and now you are ruinig it
  #38  
Old 10-08-2012, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Exophrine View Post
What's creepy? Big Bird and I (and a few others) are having a nice, innocent, pleasant conversation...

...are you not used to open displays of affection or something?
I love open displays of affection when it comes to my favourite Sesame Street character

Hey Big Bird we are only being silly so dont take this to heart ..
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Bird View Post
I know right? Must not have grown up with Sesame Street. Probably grew up with Barney instead.

yes l heard you had a bit of a conflict with barney

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Old 10-08-2012, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bondgirl View Post
I love open displays of affection when it comes to my favourite Sesame Street character

Hey Big Bird we are only being silly so dont take this to heart ..
I won't. I won't.
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