Conversation With Quotes.

[Scotch]

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?"

The Dark Knight

[bigred760]

"Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday!"

Tremors

[Scotch]

"What's today?"

Billy Madison

[bigred760]

"Today is tomorrow. It happened."

Groundhog Day

[Scotch]

"An elegant solution for keeping track of reality."

Inception

[bigred760]

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented."

The Truman Show

[Scotch]

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."

The Matrix

[bigred760]

"This isn't an exact science."

12 Angry Men

[Scotch]

"I don't care about what anything was DESIGNED to do, I care about what it CAN do."

Apollo 13

[Exophrine]

"You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?"

Independence Day

[Fulcento]

"This is bullshit. Crazy. If you've got an alternative, we'd be happy to listen to it..."

Day of the Dead

[Scotch]

"Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear?"

Bad Santa

[Fulcento]

"What I am saying, you two-bob wanker, is that you, and you are fucking Old Bill."

I.D

[Scotch]

"You sound like your from London!"

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[Exophrine]

*GASP* "You're not even British!"

Dead Man On Campus

[Scotch]

"No, actually I'm English.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[Fulcento]

"Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!"

Trainspotting

[Scotch]

"It's not fuckin' ladylike to be shoutin' in the street like this, all right?"

The Fighter

[bigred760]

"Don't change the subject!"

The Music Man

[Scotch]

"Toilets was the subject!"

Seinfeld

[bigred760]

"We're dealing with a lot of shit."

Bull Durham

[Scotch]

"That is one big pile of shit."

Jurassic Park

[Hucksta G]

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?'

Happy Gilmore

[Scotch]

"Austin...it is shit!"

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

[Sonny Corleone]

"I think, basically, you want us to eat your shit and call it caviar."

Savages

[Scotch]

"Who's hungry? Who's hungry?"

Old School

[bigred760]

"Too early for flapjacks?"

Groundhog Day

[Scotch]

"Try one of these scones, you're going to love them."

Wedding Crashers

[bigred760]

"Yummy!"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Scotch]

"Mmm. You smell like a taco."

The Five-Year Engagement

[bigred760]

"With your permission, I need a bath."

Wild Bunch

[Scotch]

"We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission."

The Dark Knight Rises

[bigred760]

"How long will that take?"

The Godfather

[Fulcento]

"It'll take as long as it takes."

The Beyond

[bigred760]

"Actually . . . I really, uh . . . can't wait."

Love Actually

[Scotch]

"If you have patience with me, my dear, I'll show you how it's done."

House of Wax (1953)

[bigred760]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

Gone with the Wind

[Scotch]

"This is a situation that needs to get unfucked, right now!"

Con Air

[bigred760]

"I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

Full Metal Jacket

[Lazy Boy]

"Are those the only choices?"

Chicken Run