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Old 12-04-2000, 05:02 PM
WORST HORROR MOVIE

THESE ARE THE HANDEMANS 0'S!

THE TOXIC AVENGER!
KING KONG LIVES!
HALLOWEEN 3!
CRITTERS 3!
PHANTASM 3!
FRIDAY THE 13TH! ( WAIT THAT SHOULD BE ON MY BEST MOVIE LIST!)
THE BEING (YES I KNOW ALREADY)
GHOST IN THE MACHINE (YES I STILL KNOW)
THE FUNHOUSE (NOT A GREAT MOVIE)
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6 (DIDNT LIKE)
IF U HAVE ANY TO ADD WHICH I KNOW U DO POST EM!
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Old 12-04-2000, 05:27 PM
Like i said i live for bad horror movies, but here is a list:

-Toxic Avenger
-any of the Leprechauns past 1
-Night of the Living Dead 3
-Pumpkin Head
-The Fun House
-Stephen King movies which they butcher for the most part, compared to the books
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Old 12-04-2000, 05:39 PM
excuse me, it's Return of the Living Dead 3, not Night of the Living Dead 3; just had to clarify his mistake
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Old 12-04-2000, 05:41 PM
you are so right, thank you my fellow comrade in arms!!
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Old 12-04-2000, 07:19 PM
here we go again folks worst movies

1. BLOODY MURDER - dude with chainsaw with hockey mask - someone beat my ass for renting this

2. silent night deadly night 2 - 4

3. the prey - title on box says - its not human and has an ax -turned out to be a fried bastard who used an ax for like a sec.

4. popcorn - bite me i hated it

5. chud 2 - bud the chud


now lets get something straighten out people "toxic avenger" isnt a horror movie its a troma film and troma are in a class by themselves - i like many tromas - i dint think they are out to scare anyone by no means - but they have their place and on a horror list isnt one of them
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Old 12-04-2000, 07:46 PM
"Pumpkinhead"?! What?! "Pumpkinhead" is great! If that's one of the worst movies you've ever seen, you've had a fairly blissful life.

You want to know what a bad movie is? Have you got the guts? All right, listen up; if this isn't the worse horror movie I've ever seen, it at least occupies a slot in the top (or bottom) five. I kid you not, this movie actually exists, and this is its title:

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies."

First, they weren't "incredibly strange creatures," they were just people; and second, the weren't "mixed-up" after they stopped living, they knew exactly what the job description for a zombie is ... to KILL THE LIVING. The rest of the movie consists of mind-numbingly bad song-and-dance numbers. Now THAT is an endurance test.

"Pumpkinhead." Please. You want bad? You can't handle bad.


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Old 12-05-2000, 04:40 AM
here it goes....

:the haunting- overhyped and the special effects were horrible
:toxic avenger-Sucked
:Pet Semetary 2-just a bad sequel
:Alone in the dark-not Donald Pleasence's best career move
:Any horror movie with Jenifer Love Hewitt in it.
Just to name a few.

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Old 12-05-2000, 12:18 PM
Ok, here is my list.

:Popcorn- one of the worst films EVER made.
:Satan's Cheerleaders- Title says enough.
:Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4- I think it was 4, it was the one with Renee Zellwegger.
: Bordello of Blood- Angie Everhart and an old Corey Feldman in the same movie??
: Troll- I havent seen it since I was a kid but I remember thinking it was stupid.
AND
: Terrors from the Clit- it is a horror PORN film...complete with zombies and monsters in masks getting in on the action. Baaaaddd stuff.
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Old 12-05-2000, 12:56 PM
I've seen some very shitty movies. Here are a few:

-Leprechaun 5 in da hood (HORRIBLE)
-Leprachaun 4 in Space
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (not as bad as 4, but still terrible)
-The Paperboy
-Jack Frost (a bad movie, although fun to watch drunk or stoned with friends)
-Exorcist 2
-I Still Know WYDLS
-Children of the Corn 6
-Nightmare on Elm Street 5, the Dream Child
-Redneck Zombies
-I Dismember Momma
-Silent Night Deadly Night 2&3
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Old 12-05-2000, 03:05 PM
Here's some crappers.....
All Friday The 13th's
the I knows......
Nightmare On Elmtreet 2, and Freddy's Dead
Halloween 3(DUH)
Halloween H20
Disturbing Behavior
Texas Chainsaw Masscare 2, 3 and Next Generation
Prom Night 2 mary Lou (or whatever)
Ul2
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Old 12-05-2000, 04:26 PM
Oh, let's see (most are franchise sequels)....

In no particular order:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
House III: The Horror Show
Scream 2
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Urban Legend
Urban Legends: Final Cut
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Old 12-05-2000, 05:46 PM
I'm going to have to agree with evanfx. While Jennifer Love Hewitt is a supreme hottie, any horror movie she is in is extremely bad. Let's face it, anything they do in those movies has been done before....a million times over.
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Old 12-05-2000, 07:53 PM
I agree Watchman. Pumpkinhead = great. Encredibly strange creatures = vomit. But then again Ray Dennis Steckler does have a huge following but I can't see why!
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Old 12-06-2000, 07:30 PM
Jaws 4: The Revenge. Everything down to the shark standing on its fin to the shark eating people and them returning to the shark looking like a fake shark to the new theme music to the ending would be pretty funny if they weren't downright depressing at heart. No wonder they never made any more Jaws movies. No wonder TBS and TNT never show the Jaws movies anymore........
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Old 12-06-2000, 11:22 PM
Never saw #3, but "Phantasm 2" stunk, and "Phantasm IV" sucked even more. If there will be a #5, please let it wrap up everything and make it COOL!

Also, "Psycho 3" didn't really impress me...
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Old 12-11-2000, 12:30 PM
Here are my 5 worst horror-movies ever:

1.THE SUCKLING : the most incompetent movie ever made, the plot concerns an aborted fetus who gets flushed down the toilet, falls into the sewer next to a barrel of toxic waste, mutates and strickes back! it may sound funny or even disturbing, but it's pure shit!

2.THE STENDAL-SYNDROME : bored me to death, even at it's most violent scenes and didn't make any kind of sense.

3.EATEN ALIVE BY CANNIBALS : I had to regret my curiosity about Cannibal Movies two minutes after the opening credits

4.MOTHER'S DAY: My first and last Troma movie. Has a similar plot to "I spit on your Grave" but is damm stupid and corny.

5.HALLOWEEN 5 : Read arrow's review and just trust him!
5.
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Old 12-11-2000, 09:52 PM
evanfx- I sincerely hope The Haunting that you reference is Jan de Bont's triumph de shite and not the original.

For me:

The Haunting (99)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation
House
Jaws 3
Jaws 4
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Old 12-13-2000, 01:00 AM
my worst list consist of:

the basketcase movies

texas chainsaw massacres 2-4

halloween 3

puppet master movies

leperchaun 4

jack frost

the haunting(the remake)

nuke 'em high

toxic advenger

disturbing behavior

...and any of these new horror movies that have to get pretty boy and girl teenagers to make money.(ex.the faculty)
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Old 12-13-2000, 04:52 AM
As a horror fan you have to hate some horrors, the ones that insult you as a horror fan, such as sequels to classic that shit all over the original, (Texas Chainsaw 4 being a prime example). The ones with no originality (Urban Legend 1 & 2 I m looking your way). The ones that make a mockery of the whole genre (Like the Haunting remake). As a horror fan you have aright to expect quality horror movies not just quickie, cheap drivel that treats you like an idiot.
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Old 12-13-2000, 04:58 PM
I still know what u....ah who cares terrible at best I'm so suprised the whole Friday the 13th series !!! They made horror movies what they are today. Ok fair enough no plot but cold blooded killing i know thats what i look for in a horror not mystery
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Old 12-15-2000, 12:33 AM
Worst horror movies:
People Under The Stairs- stupid plot,stupid characters, bad acting, Wes Craven should be ashamed, a waste of $1 rental
American Psycho-Not one interesting character in the whole movie. Christian Bale was just plain silly, a cute ass doesn't make a good movie. the director should never be allowed to make a movie ever again
Hellraiser Inferno-mediocre film,you only see Pinhead for a couple minutes at the end and the ending made no sense at all.
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Old 12-16-2000, 09:03 AM
Mimic
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Old 12-16-2000, 12:10 PM
AMERICAN PSYCHO"not one interesting character in the whole movie"!WHAT!!!!this movie was rather good,and Patrick Bateman was one of the more interesting characters to come about in awhile..he was very interesting to say the least!!

PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS-sucked..no real action or suspense..just a stupid ass movie!!
IKWYDLS-i cant understand why you guys say these are BAD horror movies..i mean,they arent the best,but they are solid movies..
PRETTY MUCH ALL SEQUELS SUCK!!

TCM 2 was the most horrible and embarrassing sequel ever made!!it ruined the whole concept of Leatherface and the redneck family..they turned it into a comedy..i truly hate this movie!!!

LEPRECHAUN 1 was a good movie..they could have went somewhere with this series,but they didnt..i watched parts 4 and 5 and damn,why did they even bother to make these movies??its not like they made any money!!!a Leprechaun movie with gangsters sounded interesting,but it was so awfully pointless,i couldnt watch the whole thing...
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Old 12-17-2000, 09:02 PM
My worst horror movies.
"Phantoms": it wasnt a totally bad movie, but Ben Affleck trying to save a town was pretty damn dumb.
"Funhouse": I watched this when I like 12 or something. Didn't scare me one bit. Although the clown on the cover of the film looks kinda creepy.
"Deep Blue Sea": Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J in the same film??? What the fuck???
"The Haunting": The remake version. The 1st and only film I ever fell asleep in the theater watching.
"Friday the 13th 2-whatever there up to now"
The 8th one (Jason takes Manhattan) actually made me laugh. That part where he boxes that black guy and punches his head clear off is pretty damn funny.
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Old 12-27-2000, 07:04 PM
The Rage: Carrie 2. 'Nuff said.
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Old 12-28-2000, 12:59 AM


Gayhorrorfan said: Hellraiser Inferno-mediocre film,you only see Pinhead for a couple minutes at the end and the ending made no sense at all.

What don't you understand about the ending bud? I don't want to ruin it for people so if you really want to know e-mail me.

Yes Pin Head is misused but I thought the movie was one engrossing piece of celluloid. It's better than Part 3 and 4 in my opinion.
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Old 12-28-2000, 03:05 AM
Actually, I thought "Hellraiser 4" was pretty good. (H3 sucked sweaty llama balls). But I agree with Arrow: "H: Inferno" is the direction the series ought to aim for if it must go on. The characters should be the center of attention and Pinhead, cool as he is, should remain on the sidelines. An anthology series is definitely the best bet. (The creators of the Hellraiser comic books knew as much. Anybody check that out? Great stuff.)
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Old 12-28-2000, 02:38 PM
i just bought HELLRAISER 1 on dvd..i havent watched it yet..do you guys honestly think it is one of the best horror movies ever made??just curious..PINHEAD seems like a pretty neat villain..please comment without giving away any of the movie..
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Old 12-28-2000, 04:15 PM
Sorry, but April Fools was the stupidest movie SPOILER: kill count of 0! What's the point?

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Old 12-28-2000, 04:31 PM
..."Slugs"...definitely...
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Old 06-08-2001, 08:29 PM
MADMAN MARZ, SLEEPWALKERS, JASON GOES TO HELL, HALLOWEEN 6, A CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT, VALENTINE, URBAN LEGENDS-FINAL CUT, GHOSTHOUSE and I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.

SLEEPAWAY CAMP doesn't make the final cut because it redeemed itself with the hilarious twist ending!

[This message has been edited by AntonioDelLago (edited 06-09-2001).]
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Old 06-09-2001, 12:03 AM
Just a few:

Sixth Sense: I know I know, I am going to get ripped a new one for dissing this movie, but I truly hated it!! It is overrated, boring, and the "shock" ending sucked! I have seen Scooby Doo episodes with more of a shocking ending! Like I said, sorry to piss anyone off, but if I want to see people whisper constantly and shitty special effects, I will watch an episode of "The X-Files"

Junior-God this thing is trash!

Boarding House-Lord, pray you never have to watch this one!

Lover's Lane- This is, without a doubt, the worst horror film ever made. It rips off IKWYDLS (Dude with a hook), the plot sucks (and tries in vain to rip off Halloween), the acting is awful (Hell, Fabio did a much better job in those butter commercials), and all the kill scenes take place off camera. Please, please, please avoid this shit like the plague!

The Coroner-What the hell is going on in this movie?

Blair Witch Project- Again let me apologize before I offend anyone. I hated it! I got sucked into seeing it the first night it opened, and warned my friends to stay away from it. I hated all the characters (especially Heather, I wanted to see her have her eyes ripped out, plus she sounded like Kyle's mom on SOuth Park, instead of what what what, she said fuck fuck fuck every 2 seconds. What a piece of shit!
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Old 06-09-2001, 12:14 AM
Drum roll please....(bababababa...)
THE SUCKIEST HORROR MOVIES EVER GREEN-LIGHTED ARE:
1.The Toxic Avenger!(feel free to boo)
2.I Still Know What You...okay,you know the rest.(audience)booooo....
3.Not released yet,but it will be:Resident Evil:Ground Zero!

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Old 06-09-2001, 12:17 AM
Ooops,forgot one....Popcorn.(audience)booooo...
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Old 06-09-2001, 10:33 AM
Friday the 13th Parts 1, 2, and 8.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (the title doesn't even make any sense)

Am I the only one who enjoyed all 5 Hellraser movies AND all 7 NOES movies? I wouldn't be surprised if I am...
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Old 06-09-2001, 11:54 AM
I think Friday the 13th part 2 is a respectable movie, not one of the worst of all time!
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Old 06-10-2001, 09:14 AM
ANTONIO -

Just wondered why you hated THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT so much??! I know it had a lot of flaws, but i enjoyed it and found it quite creepy in places. Great setting. Maybe it's just cos i have a thing for killers in clown suits?
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Old 06-10-2001, 10:53 AM
Clown at Midnight? Bad? Nah, dude, cheap, but not bad. How bad can a movie be when you kill Lois Lane?

Here in no particular order and have probably been repeated, but this is my personal list (and I probably own some of these)

Devil Rider, Ghoulies 3, Curse of the Puppetmaster, Shrieker, Ragdoll, Jack Frost, Bloody Murder, Ice Cream Man (though I like the freaky Clint Howard), Proteus, Hellraiser 3, Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, Faculty, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, The Supernaturals, Friday 8, Halloween 5, Turbulence, Village of the Damned, (wow, I look at my collection and I have a lot of these) I Know..., I Still Know..., Urban Legend 1, 2, Critters 3,4, The Mangler (along with a lot of other Stephen King crappers), Leprechaun 5, TCM 2,3, Frogs (FROGS! jeez), Milo, Atomic Dawg, Don't Go into the Woods, etc etc

I like bad movies a lot, but even some of this stuff I can't watch.
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Old 06-10-2001, 12:29 PM
I guess I couldn't get past the horrible acting in A CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT. MORGAN, you mentioned James Duval in another post...in my opinion, he is a Keanu Reeves wannabe (and that's NOT a good thing!). Also, the setting and premise of the film were great, but it could've been SO much better! Maybe if one of the Italian filmmakers would have directed it, "it coulda been a contenda". Still not as bad as some of the others on my list (like GHOSTHOUSE or SLEEPWALKERS).

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Old 06-10-2001, 08:35 PM
Graveyard shift. Don't get me started. It's basically a vampire porno with no storie.


Oh yah and Hellmaster. *shudder*

I won't watch either of these if you pay me, who writes this crap?
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