"Oops, She's Pregnant Again!"

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

A great deal of speculation has been going around the last few months on why Britney hasn't been able to lose her baby weight but now the answer is upon us, she is pregnant with Kevin "Fuckhead" Federline again according to reports by US Weekly. It's not clear how many months but I'm wondering how the hell it happened. Wow! I fear for the second child with the way things are going with their first.

Anyway, here is a link to the story for all the gory details:

http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/...shes-pregnant/

And for everyone's viewing pleasure, here are photos of Britney in
her long-missed sexier days....

[Lazy Boy]

Now the first baby will have a playmate to be irreparably and irresponsibly harmed with.

[erinachan]

Those poor kids are going to need so much therapy

[BorderEevilIII]

ATTENTION: Britney









Now this ain't gonna prevent Baby # ________ from happening
Seeing what Britney is like and she is bringing ANOTHER child into the world?
This girl aint ready! See what she has done to Child #1!!!!!


Ms. Spears is in dire need of reading material or Tie your tubes up WOMAN!

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
ATTENTION: Britney









Now this ain't gonna prevent Baby # ________ from happening
Seeing what Britney is like and she is bringing ANOTHER child into the world?
This girl aint ready! See what she has done to Child #1!!!!!


Ms. Spears is in dire need of reading material or Tie your tubes up WOMAN!

Genius Border, true genius!

[BubbaStrangelove]

Babies raising babies!

[riotstarter]

Ya'll ain't ready.

[thedudeman69]

I hope Kevin doesn't do the naming.


"Hey, Popzao."

[jolanar]

If I was Kfed id be seriously doubting if these kids are even his....

[Madhatter]

Her career is over anyway now, 5 years( or less) from now people will be saying Britany who?

[thedudeman69]

Originally posted by jolanar
If I was Kfed id be seriously doubting if these kids are even his....

Are they coming out black and with big dicks?

[deadguy76]

She's been spotted here in Vegas a lot recently, mostly at the Tao restaurant with her wigger husband. Some speculation has her at least FOUR MONTHS pregnant. Dude, getting pregnant while your first child is 3 months old is total W.T. I mean come on, show some restraint. The kids will be 11 months apart, I believe they will be what's called "Irish twins" (less than a year apart).

[Mari]

Oh god I've been having nightmares about KFed ever since I saw that Papazao video. Obviously she hasn't seen it since she managed to have not one but two of his kids...
I guess this is just one of those mysteries you'll never get the answer to..

How can that guy get a girl. He doesn’t seem to have any obvious talents, or money, he doesn’t look that good....I guess he must have a killer personality

[Scorpio24]

Or a 6 foot long dick. It's right there on his forehead.

What ever happened to Britney. I long for the days I could get through her music videos just by admiring the cut of her jib.

[deadguy76]

Not to mention he has had sex with black women, most white trash rednecks would be disgusted by that. Apparently Britney isn't too bothered.

[Scorpio24]

What the fuck?

[ComeNightfall]

I don't think KSped cares what color the gals are as long as they give him money.

[Sigur509]

I SAY GODDAMN!

She used to be really fucking hot.

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
I don't think KSped cares what color the gals are as long as they give him money.

Personally I think he sweet talked her and she "fell in love". Well duh, you stupid redneck. That's what he does.

[RustyRazor]

KEVIN: "I'm bored. Whattaya wanna do?"
BRITNEY: "I don't know. Is there anymore bourbon?"
KEVIN: "Fresh out *popazzo*."
BRITNEY: "Wanna go scare up some paparazzi?"
KEVIN: "You wanna listen to Popazao?! All right!"
BRITNEY: "I said "paparazzi"! Don't play that fucking song again!"
KEVIN: "...all right...popaz...."
BRITNEY: "...wanna make another baby?"
KEVIN: "....I guess. Wanna use the toys this time?"
BRITNEY: "No, let's just get it over with. We really should buy a Playstation or something. Kevin, take the baby in the other room."
KEVIN: "Why? It ain't like he ain't gonna see worse than this on cable or nothin!"
BRITNEY: "Let's just do this!"
KEVIN: "...I need some mood music."
BRITNEY: "Fine! Whatever!"
KEVIN: "Popazao!"



***What if they had a Playstation 3? Would we have to put up with another year of these two?***

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
KEVIN: "I'm bored. Whattaya wanna do?"
BRITNEY: "I don't know. Is there anymore bourbon?"
KEVIN: "Fresh out *popazzo*."
BRITNEY: "Wanna go scare up some paparazzi?"
KEVIN: "You wanna listen to Popazao?! All right!"
BRITNEY: "I said "paparazzi"! Don't play that fucking song again!"
KEVIN: "...all right...popaz...."
BRITNEY: "...wanna make another baby?"
KEVIN: "....I guess. Wanna use the toys this time?"
BRITNEY: "No, let's just get it over with. We really should buy a Playstation or something. Kevin, take the baby in the other room."
KEVIN: "Why? It ain't like he ain't gonna see worse than this on cable or nothin!"
BRITNEY: "Let's just do this!"
KEVIN: "...I need some mood music."
BRITNEY: "Fine! Whatever!"
KEVIN: "Popazao!"



***What if they had a Playstation 3? Would we have to put up with another year of these two?***

AWESOME!

[Adornado]

I'll let the picture do the talking..

[Mari]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
KEVIN: "I'm bored. Whattaya wanna do?"
BRITNEY: "I don't know. Is there anymore bourbon?"
KEVIN: "Fresh out *popazzo*."
BRITNEY: "Wanna go scare up some paparazzi?"
KEVIN: "You wanna listen to Popazao?! All right!"
BRITNEY: "I said "paparazzi"! Don't play that fucking song again!"
KEVIN: "...all right...popaz...."
BRITNEY: "...wanna make another baby?"
KEVIN: "....I guess. Wanna use the toys this time?"
BRITNEY: "No, let's just get it over with. We really should buy a Playstation or something. Kevin, take the baby in the other room."
KEVIN: "Why? It ain't like he ain't gonna see worse than this on cable or nothin!"
BRITNEY: "Let's just do this!"
KEVIN: "...I need some mood music."
BRITNEY: "Fine! Whatever!"
KEVIN: "Popazao!"

Brilliant!

[EBastard]

Originally posted by Adornado
I'll let the picture do the talking..

Oh for the love of all that is sweet, wholesome, and morally right in this world...

please tell me that pic is fake...

because whether it is or isn't, you've caused me temporary blindness for the rest of the day I think, and you'll pay for that. I promise.

J/K...BTW, somehow in the back of my mind, at the beginning of this month I already knew she was knocked up again. I can't explain it guys, I just knew.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BASTARD, IS PHYSICALLY BUT TEMPORARILY, IMPARED.

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by Adornado
I'll let the picture do the talking..

Looks like a good character for My Name is Earl.

[darkface]

That picture is horrible. I can't even look direclty at it without going blind.

Anyways, if you guys get a kick out of that picture, then check out this fun video about 'Bush & Cheney' using myspace, and Kfed helps them out, with a cameo of Britney and her baby. It's hilarious.


http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11451...yspace_Profile

[Funk-Monkey]

isnt this like his 4th or 5th kid?

[Joshmo]

BWWAAA HAAAAA !!!! She DOES look like she's coming straight from an audition for "My Name Is Earl"

That tattoo on her belly is getting some freaking workout

The scary part is that the children of Madonna are probably gonna turn out smarter and healthier than Brits...

[livsforluv]

Maybe she is going to keep trying until she has even a mildly attractive child... may I suggest adoption?

[moviemaniac8210]

Oh my, now she's really a used up soon to be mother of 2 with a jackass husband....way to go Brit!

[ComeNightfall]

She looks like a combination of every woman shown on COPS.