Tori Spelling a Bride Again

[ComeNightfall]

Tori and her boyfriend Dean McDermott, who eerily looks like K-Fed's older brother, eloped to Tahiti. The pic is from their wedding.

Start placing your bets on how long this marriage will last...

[NightStalkerGtx]

She is so fucking ugly.

[Tagia_Romero]

This... IS a joke... right?

[thedudeman69]

Wow. This looks like it will dissolve faster than Renee Zellwenger's recent marriage.

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by NightStalkerGtx
She is so fucking ugly.

You think she married her for her looks? She's a millionaire's daughter.

My guess: It will last ten months and end in an annullment. The lucky bastard will have a big out-of-court settlement.

[RustyRazor]

Hey!

Are we soulless animals here?!

Can we not be happy for her?!


I mean, only a few days ago while she was running at the Preakness, she broke those bones in her leg, the doctors said it was touch and go.

She had a fifty chance of living...*sniff*...but she's doing okay and she's found love....



Wait a minute.
You guys are talking about Barbaro, winner of the 2006 Kentucky Derby, right?


Oh....my bad.
When I saw that picture, I thought it was her and her jockey.

Look:



Torrie and her jockey off duty



Torrie and her jockey at work

You can see where I made my mistake, right?
Sorry bout that.

[ComeNightfall]

Rusty, don't compare Barbaro to Tori!

Barbaro is much better looking!

[NuclearMisfit]

Im still wondering why shes still in the press. What did she do really other than get married?

[deadguy76]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Im still wondering why shes still in the press. What did she do really other than get married?

Same thing Paris Hilton did, she won the genetic lottery by being born the daughter of a millionaire.

[RustyRazor]

Originally posted by ComeNightfall
Rusty, don't compare Barbaro to Tori!

Barbaro is much better looking!

Yes, but Torrie is this close to winning the Triple Crown...and look at her shiny coat!

You know you want to feed her some sugar cubes.
Go ahead!

[francis stripes]

that dude creeps me out. BIGTIME!

[moviemaniac8210]

Countdown to marriage annulment begins now...

[Gian-Sergio]

I'm geussing some time this week!