Dog The Bounty Hunter

[wolffman3]

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[jackson13]

Cheesy lines or no, Dog and his crew are total badasses and always, ALWAYS, get who they are going after.

I personally love the show.

[SixStrangSmoker]

I love this show as well. I think its awesome how after they catch whoever they are after, they really try to help them. Cool people.

Plus the dudes wifes has huge hooters

[Madhatter]

Originally posted by wolffman3

Let me explain: in my mind, bounty hunters go after train robbers, cattle thieves, and Mexican crime lords. Not these bounty hunters though.

I for one like this show is great, they really try to help out the people they catch.

Bounty Hunters normally catch people who jump bail, and that is what they are doing.

He and his Crew caught Andrew Luster (Max Factor heir) in Mexico; he was a big fugitive he was on Americas Most Wanted. Luster drugged and raped many women and taped it. I would call that a big catch and not some drug

.... and to note Tim Chapman is not DOG's blood brother, a brother in the term used my Hulk Hogan, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Desmond in "LOST"

[ElderPredator]

Love the show and always will!

And yes, Beth's boobs are friggin' huge!

[therealjohng]

Huge doesn't even begin to describe how big they are.

[Johnny Moreno]

I'm guessing you hate it by the four pages you wrote

I love that show. It's fucking class. My favorite of Dog's lines is: "You're going to a motel with no window, JACK!"

[Johnny Moreno]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Huge doesn't even begin to describe how big they are.

They are atmospheric.

Which makes sense until you really think about it, then it doesn't.

[wolffman3]

Originally posted by johnnymoreno
I'm guessing you hate it by the four pages you wrote

I love that show. It's fucking class. My favorite of Dog's lines is: "You're going to a motel with no window, JACK!"

I am really pleased that you get so much pleasure from watching this crap. Just remember its only my opinion. Good Luck Champ

[Johnny Moreno]

Originally posted by wolffman3
I am really pleased that you get so much pleasure from watching this crap. Just remember its only my opinion. Good Luck Champ

Of course it is, no problem!

[Draccoca]

Love the show watch it whenever i can.

And to clear someting up in the rant, They are going after the ones you mentioned because Dog and his crew paid their Bail and the fugitives skipped court causing the court to recall the bond. Dog and crew have a time frame to bring the fugitive back to jail or they lose the bond.

[Rockstar10]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Huge doesn't even begin to describe how big they are.

I can't believe she hasn't had a reduction. They have to hurt her back, because they are sooo big.

But yeah, love the show!

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Rockstar10
I can't believe she hasn't had a reduction. They have to hurt her back, because they are sooo big.

But yeah, love the show!

You're seriously spamming in your posts like its an ok thing to do?

[therealjohng]

Now that is something I have not seen in a long time. Spamming. Wow. I haven't seen that shit in at least a couple of years.

[moviemaniac8210]

I really love Dog the Bounty Hunter. I watch it whenever it is on, rerun or not. The show really shows you the bad side of the Hawaiian islands, which unless you live there, most of us really don't see. It's funny to see him and the crew capture all the "ice" freaks and all the other wild criminals. I think my favorite episode is when the cops had their k9 units sniffing around for some dude and they couldn't find him, then Dog ends finding him and Beth says something to the effect of "If your dogs didn't find him, mine will". Classic. Then they got Ozzy singing the theme for the show, I love it. So what if he wears rock shirts and has a mullet? I don't care if he wore a tarzan suit, Dog is awesome. And as for Beth, she's a nice women. Yeah, she sometimes needs to put her tits in a harness, but overall she really cares about her job and her family. As for the rest of the crew, they are all great guys. Dog and Co. really make a difference in people's lives. Rock on brother!

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by moviemaniac8210
I think my favorite episode is when the cops had their k9 units sniffing around for some dude and they couldn't find him, then Dog ends finding him and Beth says something to the effect of "If your dogs didn't find him, mine will". Classic.

That was the one where they went to Colorado to get the guy. But yeah, that quote from Beth is the shit.

[wolffman3]

Ever since I posted that piece on Dog: The Bounty Hunter, I've received emails about it. Around 90% of those emails were from people calling me a stupid pathetic fucker for crapping all over his crappy job and TV show. Here's a recent email, but by no means the best one .

<shybaby_girl21_22@yahoo.com>
first of all ur a fucking ass hole u can go to hell for all tha shit u said about dog u dont know shit bounty hunting is a real career ur just pissed u dont have a real job u stupid fucker goodbye

And:

<shybaby_girl21_22@yahoo.com>
u just need to grow up i just happen to enjoy tha show i have better things to do than write stupid shit about people. ur an ignorant person who has to make fun of people. like i said u need to grow up!


Dog is a crap and is borderline retarded (and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt). Here's the deal, since I didn't make myself clear enough for the mentally challenged : yes, bounty hunting is a real career. However, it's not interesting in real life like it is in movies and trashy romance novels. It's boring. So boring, in fact, that it should not have ever even been on TV despite the rest of the garbage on it. No one cares about bail jumpers. Put some explosions and bloody deaths on TV, not some jackass spouting rhyming catch phrases that don't make any sense.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by wolffman3
Ever since I posted that piece on Dog: The Bounty Hunter, I've received emails about it. Around 90% of those emails were from people calling me a stupid pathetic fucker for crapping all over his crappy job and TV show. Here's a recent email, but by no means the best one .

<shybaby_girl21_22@yahoo.com>
first of all ur a fucking ass hole u can go to hell for all tha shit u said about dog u dont know shit bounty hunting is a real career ur just pissed u dont have a real job u stupid fucker goodbye

And:

<shybaby_girl21_22@yahoo.com>
u just need to grow up i just happen to enjoy tha show i have better things to do than write stupid shit about people. ur an ignorant person who has to make fun of people. like i said u need to grow up!


Dog is a crap and is borderline retarded (and that's giving him the benefit of the doubt). Here's the deal, since I didn't make myself clear enough for the mentally challenged : yes, bounty hunting is a real career. However, it's not interesting in real life like it is in movies and trashy romance novels. It's boring. So boring, in fact, that it should not have ever even been on TV despite the rest of the garbage on it. No one cares about bail jumpers. Put some explosions and bloody deaths on TV, not some jackass spouting rhyming catch phrases that don't make any sense.

Man, what a baby. Is someone sitting you down in front of a tv and forcing your eyelids open while hiding the remote from you and saying "WATCH THIS FUCKING SHOW AND LIKE IT?!"

No, they arent. You have a remote control, you have to ability to change the channel, do so. Thats whats so wonderful about having a tv with hundreds of channels and a remote capable of flipping through them. You flip until you find something you like. I hate, HATE, "reality" shows like 'Hell's Kitchen", but do I watch them? Hell no. Do I piss and moan about them and how dumb and crappy they are? No. Do I put down the people and what they do on the shows? No. So you dont like the show, big deal. So I like the show, again, big deal. But man, really, there is no need to get so bent out of shape over something when YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH IT.



And by the by, I know a bounty hunter in my town. He's nothing like Dog, but he loves his job and it is in fact exciting for him. So dont make some general, uneducated assumption that Dog is the only bounty hunter out there that likes what he does, and that the job itself is boring and sucks. Because he's not and it doesnt.

[wolffman3]

The sort of reply I would expect from someone who describes themselves a boring, and insanely pathetic. What are you doing on this fucking board? I presume its to express an opinion, the same as me. I would imagine this board is for both positive and negative comments, if not I'm in the wrong place.

You have a mouse, you have to ability to change the website, do it. Thats whats so wonderful about having a PC with loads of sites and a mouse capable of surfing through them. You surf until you find something you like. Meantime go to Google and type in 'Barbie' .

Anyway my guess is that your bounty hunting friend is a long way from having his own tv show.

Dog has officially killed my previous image of bounty hunters being kickass mercenary commando killers that wear belts made out of human skulls and replaced them with semi-retarded white-trash douche-bags that arrest people for missing payments on their DUI fines. Now I don't believe in nothin' no more.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by wolffman3
The sort of reply I would expect from someone who describes themselves a boring, and insanely pathetic. What are you doing on this fucking board? I presume its to express an opinion, the same as me. I would imagine this board is for both positive and negative comments, if not I'm in the wrong place.

You have a mouse, you have to ability to change the website, do it. Thats whats so wonderful about having a PC with loads of sites and a mouse capable of surfing through them. You surf until you find something you like. Meantime go to Google and type in 'Barbie' .

Anyway my guess is that your bounty hunting friend is a long way from having his own tv show.

Dog has officially killed my previous image of bounty hunters being kickass mercenary commando killers that wear belts made out of human skulls and replaced them with semi-retarded white-trash douche-bags that arrest people for missing payments on their DUI fines. Now I don't believe in nothin' no more.

Wow. I dont even know where to begin with this one. First off, when did I ever describe myself as boring and insanely pathetic? Cause I dont believe I did. So I'm just gonna take that little comment and put that right over here in the insult pile. You see, we can argue all we want in this place, but once it gets to name calling and insulting, thats it.

Yes, this board is to discuss things, with a positive and a negative opinion. But you see, you took it way past that the second you reffered to Dog fans as "mentally challenged". You say these people emailed you. Never once, ONCE, in my 5 years of posting on this site, has anyone EVER emailed me to chew me out for my opinion on something. My guess is you were bent out of shape that everyone in your thread LIKED the show, and since you were the only one to hate it, you created some bogus insult email claim to try to get people to see your point that Dog fans are dumb. Sure, most of them probably arent of the highest I.Q., but that is no reason to insult them just for liking something. I can tell simply by your posts that YOU arent of the highest I.Q., and you dont see me or anyone else getting bent out of shape about it.


So let's agree to do this: I, and numerous others, like the show. You dont. So let's just leave it like that. One more comment about how fans of the show are retarded, or that I'm "boring and pathetic", and this little thread will be squashed like a bug because we dont put up with that shit here on this message board. There's a way to discuss things civilized, and you my non-friend aren't doing it that way.

[wolffman3]

Actually the emails were insulting me and not supporting me, so try reading the post properly. And below is a pic of your profile. You may find a couple of words you recognise. Interesting that in addition to describing yourself as boring and insanely pathetic, you say you have no interests. Typical 'Dog' fan. Proves my point. Especially as you have a pile of insults, (see beginning of your post) ,what have you been saying to people.?

As regards your earlier suggestion about if we didn't like it then we had a remote and could turn it off, why should we?, we were laughing our nuts off watching it. Best comedy in a long while.

You are the only one keeping this going. I can't be bothered to reply anymore.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by wolffman3
Actually the emails were insulting me and not supporting me, so try reading the post properly. And below is a pic of your profile. You may find a couple of words you recognise. Interesting that in addition to describing yourself as boring and insanely pathetic, you say you have no interests. Typical 'Dog' fan. Proves my point. Especially as you have a pile of insults, (see beginning of your post) ,what have you been saying to people.?

As regards your earlier suggestion about if we didn't like it then we had a remote and could turn it off, why should we?, we were laughing our nuts off watching it. Best comedy in a long while.

You are the only one keeping this going. I can't be bothered to reply anymore.

"If you have an issue, here's a tissue."

[someguy]

Seriously the worst fucking show on TV and the worst fucking show I've seen in years. Dog and his 'team' look like rejected circus freaks, their dumb ass one liners are awful and they represent everything wrong with America. The funniest part of the show is when he lectures the people he catches, like they're going to fucking take the advice of a guy who looks like he's still hanging on the dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

Plus they're idiots. I remember when they caught some person in Mexico and when the authorities asked them to hand him over they wouldn't which resulted in them becoming fugitives. The show is just indefensible trash, not even on a somewhat enjoyable level. Just complete indefensible trash.

Wow. I dont even know where to begin with this one. First off, when did I ever describe myself as boring and insanely pathetic? Cause I dont believe I did. So I'm just gonna take that little comment and put that right over here in the insult pile. You see, we can argue all we want in this place, but once it gets to name calling and insulting, thats it.

Yes, this board is to discuss things, with a positive and a negative opinion. But you see, you took it way past that the second you reffered to Dog fans as "mentally challenged". You say these people emailed you. Never once, ONCE, in my 5 years of posting on this site, has anyone EVER emailed me to chew me out for my opinion on something. My guess is you were bent out of shape that everyone in your thread LIKED the show, and since you were the only one to hate it, you created some bogus insult email claim to try to get people to see your point that Dog fans are dumb. Sure, most of them probably arent of the highest I.Q., but that is no reason to insult them just for liking something. I can tell simply by your posts that YOU arent of the highest I.Q., and you dont see me or anyone else getting bent out of shape about it.


So let's agree to do this: I, and numerous others, like the show. You dont. So let's just leave it like that. One more comment about how fans of the show are retarded, or that I'm "boring and pathetic", and this little thread will be squashed like a bug because we dont put up with that shit here on this message board. There's a way to discuss things civilized, and you my non-friend aren't doing it that way.

"If you have an issue, here's a tissue."

[jackson13]

Originally posted by someguy
Seriously the worst fucking show on TV and the worst fucking show I've seen in years. Dog and his 'team' look like rejected circus freaks, their dumb ass one liners are awful and they represent everything wrong with America. The funniest part of the show is when he lectures the people he catches, like they're going to fucking take the advice of a guy who looks like he's still hanging on the dream of becoming a professional wrestler.

Plus they're idiots. I remember when they caught some person in Mexico and when the authorities asked them to hand him over they wouldn't which resulted in them becoming fugitives. The show is just indefensible trash, not even on a somewhat enjoyable level. Just complete indefensible trash.



"If you have an issue, here's a tissue."

Touche.

[someguy]

Hahaha, it was so convenient too because I was channel surfing earlier and saw the program thinking 'damn I hate this show' and then I see the thread.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by someguy
Hahaha, it was so convenient too because I was channel surfing earlier and saw the program thinking 'damn I hate this show' and then I see the thread.

Yeah, its on now.

I'm watching it.

Quick, someone flame me!

[Abuckley89]

Jackson, you "HATE HATE HATE" reality Tv shows (like Hell's Kitchen) yet you go on to defend Dog the Bounty Hunter? Thats really hipocritical being that Dog the Boounty Hunter is a reality TV show.

A reality TV show that I HATE HATE HATE. Hell's Kitchen on the other hand, although I've never seen it, probably has more merit then this lousy piece of shit that for some odd reason has gathered a large amount of viewership.

But really, what are they watching? Dog is an unlikable douchebag who catches other douchebags and then he gives them advice. He's also a born again christian who is constantly "fearing" god. I believe that sentence speaks for itself. Then theres his wife, a grotestquely unattractive looking woman, who many have said has huge jugs, but these aren't attractive jugs of some sexy woman, they're gross jugs of some quasimoto resembling trailer trash bitch.

The show sucks ass.

[SixStrangSmoker]

[someguy]

the typing and ms paint skills of dog are quite incredible

[SixStrangSmoker]

I know huh?

You'd think he would put a space between "watch" and "my".

What will we ever do with that crazy Dog the Bounty Hunter?

[wolffman3]

Originally posted by SixStrangSmoker

Hilarious !!!

[moviemaniac8210]

**There's fear and darkness all around you
The criminals are on the run
No use in hiding in the dark
I'll hunt you down 'cause I'm the Dog

I'm the Dog
The big bad Dog
The Bounty Hunter**

I love the show. Long live the Dog!!!

[wolffman3]

This crappy Dog quiz is actually on the web. This is the link if you fancy being a 'Dog'. The multiple choice answers are real cheesy and stupid.

Dog Quiz

My Score: Top Dog (Really)

Your instincts, brains and determination to "get the bad guy" mean you have potential to be a top bounty hunter. It's a dangerous job, but danger isn't something you shy away from. Just remember- even if you do become a bounty hunter, even one of the best- you'll never be THE BEST. That's Dog's territory- and he's not going anywhere. He puts it best: "Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave."

Well, I do live for danger . Everytime I post on here.Jebus. "Born on a mountain, raised in a cave"? Please, You were born and raised in a trailer park. You're not fooling anyone. Plus, I don't know how being raised in a cave can possibly help you arrest people. Whatever. I don't know why he feels to make every sentence that pours out of his ass rhyme, but now that I'm top dog, I don't have to worry about such bullshit. I just have to start killing people.

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[jackson13]

ZOMGZ THERE'S A 6 HOUR DOG MARATHON ON!!!!!


EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!

[moviemaniac8210]

The Dog Days of Summer, baby!

[zoom1200]

I love Beth's big uns...
and the show is great in a white trash jerry springer sort of way..

[Joshmo]

Decent show - I dont hunt it out but if I'm surfing, I'll usually stop on it. I caught the last few last night that led up to his wedding and the shocking news he got that his daughter was killed the day of wedding - very bittersweet epsiode and he didnt waver in his faith in God - I would have crumpled. Def' choked back a few tears last night

[TheSharpshooter]

I got tired of this show after a while, but when I first saw it I thought it was great. Dog is a badass. Definitley makes me want to be a bounty hunter.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by Joshmo
Decent show - I dont hunt it out but if I'm surfing, I'll usually stop on it. I caught the last few last night that led up to his wedding and the shocking news he got that his daughter was killed the day of wedding - very bittersweet epsiode and he didnt waver in his faith in God - I would have crumpled. Def' choked back a few tears last night

What? Which daughter died? I missed this ep, figures.

[SixStrangSmoker]

I remember reading about that when it happened months ago. His daughter Barbara Katy, from another woman, not big tittied Beth, died the day before their wedding in a car wreck.

Ya know, I do not understand you fuckers that "just can't stand" this show. i watched yesterday and it is so freakin AWESOME. They chased these fools all over, and the day before his wedding he is supposed to be at rehearsel and instead he is macing a punk.

DOG FOR PRESIDENT...
You know what? No..

DOG FOR NEXT GOD!

rearrange the letters bitch!