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08-11-2006, 11:12 PM
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Hilton's Pet "Kinkajou" Bites Her....
despite how tiring this woman is.... This brief story was too hard to pass on...
 from dailydish Hilton Treated for Kinkajou Bite Paris Hilton was taken to the hospital early on Tuesday morning after her pet kinkajou bit her on the arm. The pet, called Baby Luv, sank its teeth into the socialite's flesh while they were playing at 3 am at Hilton's Hollywood home. According to TMZ.com, the wound was superficial and Paris received a tetanus shot. The hotel heiress' publicist confirms to the site that he drove Hilton to the emergency room, where she was seen by a doctor, treated and released. ummmmm what da hell she was doin up at 3AM with the pet? I can see why it got cranky. That was a I NEED SOME SLEEP DUMB BITCH! Last edited by BorderEevilIII; 08-12-2006 at 01:46 AM.. 
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#2
08-11-2006, 11:45 PM
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More info:http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060811/en_celeb_eo/19735
It wasn't a dog. It was an illegal animal she owned...awesome. hahaa!
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#3
08-11-2006, 11:50 PM
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 ugh  Well I was gonna do a Stephen King tie in the subject title but just made "DOG" though its not one like you said. WHATEVER THAT THING IS IS FUGLY! knock knock WHO GOES THERE? fine FINE WHO? paris gets fined for having in posession a ILLEGAL ___________ *bad da boom* Last edited by BorderEevilIII; 08-11-2006 at 11:53 PM..
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08-12-2006, 06:15 AM
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#11
08-12-2006, 12:17 PM
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Is it like a Pikachu?
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#12
08-12-2006, 12:23 PM
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"Well we all shine on/Like the moon and the stars and the sun"
Instant karma just got you,Paris! 
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#15
08-12-2006, 02:48 PM
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 A pikachu could've roasted her like a STD filled hot dog. That would be a fine story ...BREAKING NEWS: Socialite sperm bank Paris Hilton was badly injured today when her pet Pikachu wouldn't climb into something other than its Poke-ball and hit her with a large bolt of electricity.  The pikachu seen here is doing just fine. Paris Hilton's comment "....that's hot." The damned thing was probably tired of listening to that bullshit CD of hers and after biting her, the kinkajou destroyed the CD "Stars Are Blind" and just rocked back to some old school Metallica. Give the kinkajou props. I wouldn't touch her to push her down a flight of stairs. One of my new favorite animals.
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08-12-2006, 04:35 PM
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Well I am not too familiar with Kinkajou's.........
I assume that they want their 8 hour beauty sleep and being that STOOPID Paris had the urge to play w/ her pet at 3AM.. *LOL* Who plays w/ their animals at this kind of hour? Unless she stepped on the animals tail while heading to the bathroom is still a mystery on what really went on. I wonder if the folks at SmokingGunn has the 411 on this? They ALWAYS manage to find something...
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08-12-2006, 07:12 PM
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#18
08-12-2006, 07:46 PM
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Isn't her pet one of the ancestors of the Sumatra Rat Monkey?
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#20
08-13-2006, 11:43 AM
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That thing probably ate Tinkerbell.
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#22
08-13-2006, 12:10 PM
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I hate to tell Paris but some animals JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HELD. Obviously this is an exotic pet, not a damned little dog that you can tote around in your purse. Fucking dumb bitch got what she deserved!
What I wouldn't give to see video of it biting her and her freaking out
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#23
08-13-2006, 01:33 PM
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Where is PETA when you need them?
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#24
08-14-2006, 09:13 AM
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LMAO !! very clever dudeLast edited by Dirtyfrog; 08-14-2006 at 09:16 AM..
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