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Old 01-15-2007, 09:42 AM
Britney barfs on new boyfriend

Oh, Britney, you so crazy !

Story + Pics :HERE
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:39 AM
ewwwwww.........

Is all I havta saaay
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:43 AM
I guess one of Britney's test to bang her is to be puked on and not dry heave the whole night.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:15 AM
I knew she didn't swallow.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:30 PM
Ahahaha. This shit writes itself.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:49 PM
Some people will do ANYTHING to make news. Now, I see why she's hanging out with Paris Hilton.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:59 PM
That's just disgusting.
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Old 01-15-2007, 01:21 PM
Now Brit's trying out the Lardass Hogan Courtship Technique. The boyfriend must love it though, cause now people actually CARE about him...
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Old 01-15-2007, 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by outsyder
Ahahaha. This shit writes itself.
Hhahaha!

Britney just accomplished my biggest secret dream fetish; to be puked on by a whore while driving, and then have tons of people want to take pictures of it!
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:06 PM
Britney, did you have shellfish sandwich?...Yeah, I thought so.
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:14 PM
So much for your "comeback" Ms. Spears
Do you think this will run off her new beau? God, I hope so.
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by DarkKnight81
Britney, did you have shellfish sandwich?...Yeah, I thought so.
Nice.
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Old 01-15-2007, 03:28 PM
Jesus, looking at him I can see why.
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Old 01-15-2007, 05:17 PM
Man, thats just disgusting. I think I'd have to break up with a chick that puked in my car and..whats up with the vomit on the hands???

He looks like a bum, plus, did ya notice how DIRTY the outside of his car is? What dude dates a chick so new in a relationship and doesnt have his car cleaned and wax? Spears is nasty and has nasty taste.
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Old 01-15-2007, 05:20 PM
guess the bitch can't hold her moonshine.
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Old 01-15-2007, 06:06 PM
Not a big deal. I mean why is this so bad? I've puked in a friends car before. Not proud of it. But it's not the fucking end of the world. I wish people would stop elevating every little fucking misdemeanour to the level of complete social disgrace. I mean...ok...she's an idiot...but why is this tiny little indiscreation even newsworthy? Ah fuck it...ignore me. I just hate the world.
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Old 01-15-2007, 06:46 PM
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Ahahaha. This shit writes itself.

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Old 01-15-2007, 08:41 PM
Is there a better way to show your affection for someone than boaking on them?
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Old 01-15-2007, 09:18 PM
I had a girl spew in my car once. She try to go out the window but it was wound up so it all ran down the door under the seat and into the magazine holder. Took us about 8 hours to clean because I had to remove the door covering and entire seat. Bout 4 weeks later and 100 of those little smelly christmas trees things it still stunk. At one stage I was thinking about pulling a Seinfeld and trying to sell my car or get it stolen.
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:19 PM
Seriously, the girl should just STOP GOING OUT.

Stay at home, work out, take care of your kids and (this is not my wish, but I know its gonna happen whether I like it or not) work on your stupid album.

This is not the exposure anyone needs. Look at Tara Reid and her career and get the fuck back to your house!
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:05 AM
Well now, it looks like Britney overestimated her blowjob skills.(or lack there of)




"Whoops my bad!...Thought I could go balls deep y'all"

Last edited by KillaMyers; 01-16-2007 at 01:16 AM..
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:50 AM
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Originally posted by KillaMyers
"Whoops my bad!...Thought I could go balls deep y'all"


It's funny, I can picture her actually saying that to the reporters outside of the car.


That would be the story of the decade if she had actually said that.


Someone send her a memo.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:28 AM




SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THAT CUNT WILL NEVER MAKE ME POP WOOD FOR HER AGAIN.
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Old 01-16-2007, 06:32 AM

How embarrassing.

The Keanu Reeves one was worse though.
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:13 AM
What did Keanu Reeves do?
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Old 01-16-2007, 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by Psychocandy
Not a big deal. I mean why is this so bad? I've puked in a friends car before. Not proud of it. But it's not the fucking end of the world. I wish people would stop elevating every little fucking misdemeanour to the level of complete social disgrace. I mean...ok...she's an idiot...but why is this tiny little indiscreation even newsworthy? Ah fuck it...ignore me. I just hate the world.
When you add up ALL her so called "disgraces" it becomes something. especially since shes a new mother. Too many people in society especially young celebs have lost their sense of shame.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:14 AM
well she did give warning in her lyrics.

'don`t you know that i`m toxic."
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:37 AM
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Originally posted by KillaMyers
What did Keanu Reeves do?
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Old 01-18-2007, 02:58 PM
i guess it`s true keanu doesn`t sallow

Last edited by yorrick brown; 01-18-2007 at 03:04 PM..
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