Dumb & Dumber to Split (No, not Carrey & Daniels. Lachey & Simpson!)

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

From the IMDb:

MTV reality stars Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are allegedly considering ending their marriage because the former 98 Degrees hunk is sick of her "dumb blonde" behavior. The Nick And Jessica: Newlyweds couple have shocked viewers with their outrageous rows on the show's second season, which features Lachey calling Simpson a "pampered bimbo", fuelling speculation the couple are drifting apart. An insider tells Britain's Daily Sport newspaper, "They are pretty much living separate lives these days. I wouldn't be surprised if both of them are back on the market in a few months." Lachey reportedly complained, "If I'd wanted a bimbo, I would have married Paris Hilton."

Gee, who didn't see this one coming?!?

[outsyder]

Nick and Jessica: Divorce Court

[thedudeman69]

thank god she is dumping that bum. Jessica call me!

[Scarface98.9]

One irritating MTV show down, 100 more to go

[NuclearMisfit]

thank god.

[Patrick Bateman]

Thanks for the memories, Jessica & Nick.

[sharkstank]

*stands in line to catch jess on the rebound*
i guess she wasnt that great in the sack, since that is the only reason hes put up with her so damn long....
it'd be funny if he started dating ashlee simpson

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Saruman]

Awww! And they made such a good couple.

[jeo4]

Look out, Playboy, here she comes!!

[James Logan]

Surprise, surprise.

[Twisted Sister]

I don't think it's true, although it wouldn't break my heart if it were. Jessica Simpson nauseates me with her phoniness and the less I see of her the better off my GI tract is.

Lachey's financial welfare is VERY entangled with the Simpson family. Methinks he has mucho paquito cajones and won't be able to walk.

Isn't Jessica's dad his manager?

[Heavenley]

I kinda doubt they're gonna split up anytime soon.... but you never know.

[pyscho dude]

Who cares if they split?

[Tweek]

if this is true, than simpson is pretty much screwed.

because they claim she didn't sign a prenup.

i would hope she wasn't THAT stupid

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by Tweek
i would hope she wasn't THAT stupid

HA! We're talking about Jessica Simpson here!!!

[DRbeauty]

Somebody, and I mean my sister, better give me 50 bucks. Cause I knew this wouldn't last

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by sharkstank
*stands in line to catch jess on the rebound*
i guess she wasnt that great in the sack, since that is the only reason hes put up with her so damn long....
it'd be funny if he started dating ashlee simpson

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

She'd have to be a fucking demon in bed for a guy like Lachey to withstand all that blonde idiocy she so skillfully displays

[bob]

If it's true, it's probably a smart move by Lachey, unless he wants to be known forever as the guy married to the girl who made millions for being stupid.

[t3h Qster]

Originally posted by outsyder
Nick and Jessica: Divorce Court

LOL

[Strider]

I don't give a damn. Personally, I despise them both. Two of the most annoying and worthless celebrities out there right now.

Strider

[TheDeadWalk]

I saw one day where she was sick at some show, and literally crawling on the floor like an infant. Nick kept trying to feed her crackers or something. I wanted to kick her.

Oh well.

Uno Nochez, motherfuckers.

[Korny]

Originally posted by thedudeman69
thank god she is dumping that bum. Jessica call me!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP!

She knows how to use a phone?

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
I saw one day where she was sick at some show, and literally crawling on the floor like an infant. Nick kept trying to feed her crackers or something. I wanted to kick her.

Oh well.

Uno Nochez, motherfuckers.

her voice was giving her problems and she acted like it was a cripling disease.

[-THRILLTHRIFT->]

don think its true!
but hope it is!

i think from now on,the term 'dumb blonde' should be replaced by 'stupid simpson'!

All characters in this example are fictitious and bear no resemblance to any real
person, living or dead .

for example:
britney,jlo and colin farrell!!!stop actin like stupid simpsons!


DAMNIT!!!what an insult to the name of my favourite tv show!

[Tweek]

Colin Farrel acts that way?
No, he's just a man-slut

[RogueSpear]

That poor, poor girl. Does she even know what a divorce is? Can we please get a camera in the room when they explain it to her? I'm sure FOX would air it.

Lawyers: He wants a divorce.
Simpson: Huh?
Lawyers: He know longer enjoys being around you.
Simpson: Nicky no wuv me no more? *pouts*

[Witchproject]

Here's an amusing thing I heard in the summer. Jessica Simpson's mother talked to Vanity Fair and said that Jessica Simpson was a genius with an IQ in the 160s. This was in July.
Either way, I don't think there's even air in her head. Just a vacuum. Or a black hole.