KIDZ BOP 7 - The Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse

Adam J. Hakari · #1 12-27-2004, 04:00 PM

my_name_is_neo · #2 12-27-2004, 05:04 PM

Oh boy. Yet another volume of idiot kids making shit songs worse.

Somebody kill Kidz Bop. For the good of humanity.

Jamesadin · #3 12-27-2004, 09:18 PM

Nobody fucks with Modest Mouse music on MY watch.

countchocula · #4 12-27-2004, 10:32 PM

They should shoot a frame-by-frame re-enaction of the video for "She Will Be Loved" with the Kidz Bop crew. Let's see how far they're willing to take this project!

BadCoverVersion · #5 12-27-2004, 10:42 PM

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I aint itching for a fight here, 'Kidz Bop' should only be mentioned during certain discussions...

"Let's chat about the spunk of Satan...."
"Kids eh? Aint they just evil little bastards!?"
"Run folks, It's the fucking apocalypse!"

And so on and so forth, etc, etc.

But seriously, The Black Eyed Peas (or 'TBEP' as they're known in suspicious parts of the British Isles) don't exactly 'measure up' as far as I'm concerned. In fact, they reek about as much credibility as a Pontins/Butlins Christmas bill.

In short, they are the "Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch' of the noughties. They suck bollocks...BIG bollocks at that!

Jon Lyrik · #6 12-27-2004, 10:54 PM

*crack, crack, crack, rumble*

*BOOM!*

"I am Satan, and you shall bow to me while listening to my hellic music--Kidz Bop!"

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God help us all.

Frank the Tank · #7 12-28-2004, 12:03 AM

Oh, Lord

The only thing worst than 1985 by Bowling For Soup is too have it sung by kids.

And Dammit, Bollock sucking or not "Let's Get It Started" is still a fucking guilty pleasure for me. And I'm the guy who listens to death metal.

BadCoverVersion · #8 12-28-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by Frank the Tank
Oh, Lord

The only thing worst than 1985 by Bowling For Soup is too have it sung by kids.

And Dammit, Bollock sucking or not "Let's Get It Started" is still a fucking guilty pleasure for me. And I'm the guy who listens to death metal.

Fair play to you.

I personally can't stick them...and the fact that Fergie has a face the colour and consistency of a well worn chamois leather disturbs me a tad.

Where's the love y'all?

Not here, that's for sure.

SubMethod · #9 12-28-2004, 02:57 AM

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Good GOD! Modest Mouse is on this thing! Excuse me while I go puke my fucking guts out.

daddiefatsacks · #10 12-28-2004, 09:51 AM

what the hell is kidz bop?

my_name_is_neo · #11 12-28-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by daddiefatsacks
what the hell is kidz bop?

1) Take a few good songs (i.e. that Modest Mouse one) and a bunch of crappy ones (i.e. that Avril Lavigne one).

2) Get a bunch of idiot kids to perform covers of them.

3) Don't acknowledge the question, "why can't they handle the originals?"

That's your basic Kidz Bop thing. I thought I was lucky enough to not get them here in Canada, until I saw a commercial for one on TV.

heavymetalsanta · #12 12-29-2004, 06:30 PM

Godammit.

Who the hell even buys these CDs?

Spacey_Norton21 · #13 12-29-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by heavymetalsanta
Godammit.

Who the hell even buys these CDs?

Uhh.....

The parents of the kids singing?

And....

Shit. I don't know, stupid fucking people buy those CD's.

And didn't one of em have "Karma Police" on it? Or was that the other fucking atrocity to music known as "NOW: That's what I call Music!"?

one_crow_sorrow · #14 12-29-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by heavymetalsanta
Who the hell even buys these CDs?

No one. They only make them to piss Adam off.

Adam J. Hakari · #15 12-29-2004, 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by one_crow_sorrow
No one. They only make them to piss Adam off.

I'm beginning to think that, myself. But if they even think about covering Talking Heads, the halls of the Kidz Bop office will be filled with the blood of those responsible...

someguy · #16 12-30-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
I'm beginning to think that, myself. But if they even think about covering Talking Heads, the halls of the Kidz Bop office will be filled with the blood of those responsible...

I thought I already saw them cover one

someguy · #17 12-30-2004, 07:43 PM

And I don't care, they do a fucking good Mr. Roboto

SpacePuppet · #18 12-31-2004, 08:26 PM

Well, it could be worse, they could have sung GOOD songs.

ComeNightfall · #19 01-06-2005, 08:49 PM

My boss buys them for her 10 year old son. It's funny, she won't let him listen to the original artists, but she'll allow him to listen to Kidz Bop. I guess it's safer when you have sugary sweet voices do them with no orgasm sounds in the background....the horror!!!

Kidz Bop IS the devil's music.

PlatoonSgt · #20 01-10-2005, 11:44 PM

I saw the commercial for the CD last night and I've never laughed so hard in my life.

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