Lil' Jon cant be PUNK'D!!!

[echo_bravo]

Kutcher's 'Punk'd' Prank Tanks

Ashton Kutcher might want to give up on the idea that airplane mishaps can be played for yuks. The New York Daily News reports an elaborate "Punk'd" gag involving Lil' John and a private jet fizzled when the rapper figured out what was going on.

The prank, which reportedly took Kutcher and MTV many months and much moolah to plan, centered on customs agents telling a Las Vegas-bound Lil John that he and his peeps were actually on their way to Ecuador. ('Cause nothing says "comedy gold" quite like being mistakenly flown to a South American country.)

But the celebrity humiliation and confusion that accompanies most "Punk'd" pranks failed to materialize as the hip-hopper quickly sussed out the situation, reportedly after identifying a few of the ersatz security guards.

The paper says he then called out Kutcher from the rear of the jet, taunting him, "Come on, you can't punk the mother fuckin King of Crunk!!."

This isn't the first time Ashton has tried to find the funny in flight safety. Earlier this year, Demi's dewier, doofier half reportedly set up Michael Vartan by convincing him that the plane he had just boarded was about to fall apart.

The "Alias" hottie was said to be so irate over the stunt he refused to allow the segment to air. He later denied it had happened at all; Kutcher insisted it did.


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"You cant punk the motherfuckin King of Crunk!"
Bwhaahaha funniest thing I heard all week.
Man, of all the people that would outsmart the Punk'd people it was Lil' Jon. Aston must feel like a dumbass right now.

[BubbaStrangelove]

While it's a funny story, where did you get it from. It mentions that thing about Vartan which I heard was just a rumor.

[Avid_Fan]

Originally posted by echo_bravo
Kutcher's 'Punk'd' Prank Tanks

The paper says he then called out Kutcher from the rear of the jet, taunting him, "Come on, you can't punk the mother fuckin King of Crunk!!."

Hah. I can see it now. Lil' John holding his goblet, looking around for Ashton. "Come on, you can't punk the mother fuckin King of Crunk!!."

Haha.

[outsyder]

Allow me to be the first:



YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Damone]

Christ...all I can picture is Dave Chapelle's version of Lil John.

"Sir you're flying to Ecuador."

"Whut?"

"Sir you're flying to Ecuador."

"Whut?"

"Sir you're flying to Ecuador."

"Whut?"

"Sir you're flying to Ecuador."

"OK!"

[Donnie_Darko]

What the fuck is "Crunk"? Is it some "Coconut Fruit Drink" or something?

[Khrys]

Oh THANK YOU!

[AJAX]

You caint punk da mutha fuckin king of krunk!

WHAT?

You caint punk da mutha fuckin king of krunk!

WHAT?

You caint punk da mutha fuckin king of krunk!

WHAT?








YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[jeo4]

AJAX, you just made my day.

[bob]

Originally posted by Donnie_Darko
What the fuck is "Crunk"? Is it some "Coconut Fruit Drink" or something?

Why, Crunk is that warm feeling you get inside yourself when you're holding your best gal!

[jackson13]

"Sir, you know you are being Punk'd dont you?"

"WHAT?!"

"Sir, you know you are being Punk'd dont you?"

"YEAH!"



P.S. Crunk means "Crazy Drunk".

[jeo4]

Originally posted by bob
Why, Crunk is that warm feeling you get inside yourself when you're holding your best gal!

No, that's a boner.

[jackson13]

Originally posted by jeo4
No, that's a boner.

To quote the great teen movie 'Angus':

"You get a boner in your stomach?"

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by bob
Why, Crunk is that warm feeling you get inside yourself when you're holding your best gal!

It's catching the perfect wave!

[domoarigato]

It's catching the perfect wave!

It's putting a whole bunch of unintelligable gibberish and obscenities over a catchy hook and playing it ad nauseum on the radio so that you can make insane amounts of money and sing about it on your next hit single!

Like P. Diddy... BUT CRUNKIER!!!

God, I hope Dave Chappelle gets back to work soon. This is comedy gold!

[eljefe15]

Did you guys see Dave Chappelle on one of the first episodes of this season's Def Poetry Jam? He read a poem called "Fuck Ashton Kutcher!" It was hilarious. I just thought I'd mention it.

Alrato!