Just call me "Diddy"...... whatever you saaaay

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


P. DIDDY SHORTENS NAME TO DIDDY

Rap mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has unveiled his new stage moniker -- he wants to be called just Diddy.
Combs -- who changed his name from Puff Daddy and Puffy to the name P. Diddy in 2001 -- announced his moniker change in New York City Tuesday.

He tells MTV News, "It's five letters, one word. The name is changed. We made it simpler. We removed the P. The P was getting in between us. We're entering the age of Diddy.

"A lot of my peeps in music been calling me Diddy, so it's not a drastic change for them. But people around the world didn't know what to call me. We was at (Madison Square Garden) rocking with Jay-Z. The last time I was there, half the crowd was chanting 'P Diddy,' half the crowd chanting 'Diddy.'

"We gonna stop the confusion. 'Diddy. Diddy, Diddy!' Simple. To the point and it sounds strong. It sounds like something is about to happen. It sounds like something is about to go down in history."

Combs plans a special "unveiling of Diddy" ceremony when he hosts the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami on August 28.

He adds, "You gonna see that in the entrance. You gonna see that swagger. You gonna see how I'm gonna navigate you through the journey."


Didn't the artist Prince put us thru the SAME THING?!?

[outsyder]

How about Sean "Stupid Fucking Douchebag" Combs.


Makes sense, doesn't it?


I'm reminded of Chapelle's Show once again.



"I'll shut down the studio unless . . . . . you guys get me some . . . sugar cookies . . . from the Bronx."

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII

He tells MTV News, "It's five letters, one word. The name is changed. We made it simpler. We removed the P. The P was getting in between us. We're entering the age of Diddy.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. I wonder what cars will be like in the age of Diddy...

[AJAX]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish

"We gonna stop the confusion. 'Diddy. Diddy, Diddy!' Simple. To the point and it sounds strong. It sounds like something is about to happen. It sounds like something is about to go down in history."

Combs plans a special "unveiling of Diddy" ceremony when he hosts the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami on August 28.

He adds, "You gonna see that in the entrance. You gonna see that swagger. You gonna see how I'm gonna navigate you through the journey."


Didn't the artist Prince put us thru the SAME THING?!?

When I think "Diddy" I think somethings gonna happen. Get over yourself there Puffy.

Just one difference between Prince and Mr Diddley, Prince has talent.

Why the name change? Is he droppin' an album? Is he up on murder charges again? I mean honestly does anyone give a flying fuck about Puffy anymore? This dude has always been an egomaniac. He got into the spot light by riding on B.I.G.'s coat tails, and he has never looked back. Change your name all you want buddy, you will always be a hack in my eyes.

[BorderEevilIII]

Originally posted by AJAX

Just one difference between Prince and Mr Diddley, Prince has talent.

We all know that Prince has 10x more talent than Puff... ( I MEAN) Diddy combined when he bursted into the music scene back in the 90s.
He may think he is doin US a favor but he will be known to us a Puff Daddy whether he likes it or not.

[donna542004]

You may now call me The Goddest
The Goddest

[Mr-Blonde]

This guy is so last week. He's just doing it for the free publicity. Never could stand all his shitty sampling anyway.

[SpongeBod]

Do Wah Diddy
Diddy Dumb
Diddy Do

[Damone]

Originally posted by Mr-Blonde
He's just doing it for the free publicity.

It does seem like whenever he starts dropping off the radar he does a name change to get himself back in the news.

And what's even more sad is that when he changes his name it actually works.

Originally posted by AJAX
Change your name all you want buddy, you will always be a hack in my eyes.

Amen to that!

[gorysnoopy]

Originally posted by SpongeBod
Do Wah Diddy
Diddy Dumb
Diddy Do

~snort~

[miguel_montes]

Dicky.

P, little Dicky, P...

[jeo4]

If I call him anything, it'll be a cab to take his sorry ass home.

[Adam J. Hakari]

Nah, I'll just stick with the nickname I've always had for him: Giant Fucking Asshole Whose Nuts I'll Gladly Bash in with a Lead Pipe...iddy.

[KillerKlown]

I hope he doesn't come over here to Scotland - A Diddy here means the act of a man being masturbated between a pair of breasts... He might have well just changed his name to 'Soapy Tit-Wank'.

[thedudeman69]

Geez, no wonder he lost Jennifer Lopez. She couldn't keep up with the name changes! I can imagine the sex.

"OH PUFFY!"

"No, Bitch. It is P.Diddy"

"Oh, P.Diddy!"

"No, whore. it's Diddy"

"Pick a fucking name, you dumbass!"

[Funk-Monkey]

such an arrogant prick - thas why i like em! hahaa

[Tai Mai Jew]

Now I wish that Biggie had lived, and Puff had died. Oh well.

[Psychocandy]

Originally posted by KillerKlown
I hope he doesn't come over here to Scotland - A Diddy here means the act of a man being masturbated between a pair of breasts... He might have well just changed his name to 'Soapy Tit-Wank'.

You beat me...heh.

Well we all know that he likes to give pearl necklaces to his women.

[mr_eff]

"We gonna stop the confusion. 'Diddy. Diddy, Diddy!' Simple. To the point and it sounds strong. It sounds like something is about to happen. It sounds like something is about to go down in history."

It sounds like "Diddy" is completely losing his grip on reality.

[RustyRazor]

Sean
Puffy
P.Diddy
Diddy


Just call him "That guys that's lived off of stealing 80's melodies for half baked hits / a martyr for his dead "friend" Biggie"

But good luck fitting that on a business card.

[Lynn7]

I thought the strangest name change was when he went from the tough sounding "Puff Daddy" to the weak sounding " P. Diddy" Very weird.

And doens't he design clothes under the name of Sean John? A lot of his clothes have that name printed on them in huge letters.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Sean Combs is his real name, not sure if that's what he does the clothese under.

I don't think he's an idiot for the name changes. actually, i think that's the most interesting thing about him. For some reason it's just really funny to me.

I think the guy has a sense of humor - his stint with Ben Stiller on the Fanatic parody is proof of that for me. However, I jsut don't know -- he seems like a 12 year old in a powerful man's body, the way he talks and the ideas he seems to think are relevant.

His music repulses me -- not good at all.

[The Heart Collector]

I still say Puff Daddy. Just like how I still call Nintendo 64 "Ultra 64".

[ComeNightfall]

I heard that he went on the Today show all serious about it and Katie Couric couldn't keep a straight face. Show 'em girl!

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
the way he talks and the ideas he seems to think are relevant.

Vote or die, BITCH.

[Icabod512]

Originally posted by BorderEevilIII
from dailydish


P. DIDDY SHORTENS NAME TO DIDDY

Rap mogul Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has unveiled his new stage moniker -- he wants to be called just Diddy.
Combs -- who changed his name from Puff Daddy and Puffy to the name P. Diddy in 2001 -- announced his moniker change in New York City Tuesday.

He tells MTV News, "It's five letters, one word. The name is changed. We made it simpler. We removed the P. The P was getting in between us. We're entering the age of Diddy.

"A lot of my peeps in music been calling me Diddy, so it's not a drastic change for them. But people around the world didn't know what to call me. We was at (Madison Square Garden) rocking with Jay-Z. The last time I was there, half the crowd was chanting 'P Diddy,' half the crowd chanting 'Diddy.'

"We gonna stop the confusion. 'Diddy. Diddy, Diddy!' Simple. To the point and it sounds strong. It sounds like something is about to happen. It sounds like something is about to go down in history."

Combs plans a special "unveiling of Diddy" ceremony when he hosts the MTV Video Music Awards in Miami on August 28.

He adds, "You gonna see that in the entrance. You gonna see that swagger. You gonna see how I'm gonna navigate you through the journey."


Didn't the artist Prince put us thru the SAME THING?!?

Diddy's not even a star; he's just a leech who hangs out w/ fan favorites in some sad attempt to keep himself in the papers. . .too bad journalists apparently don't respect themselves by ignoring the idiot. . . . what next. . .oh, I know: the douchebag changes his f***ing moniker again. . .give me a break.

[AJAX]

Originally posted by bluesbrother965
Vote or die, BITCH.

Yeah, that was a brilliant publicity stunt. Puffy telling 14 year old girls watching TRL to go out and vote or die.

[bluesbrother965]

Originally posted by AJAX
Yeah, that was a brilliant publicity stunt. Puffy telling 14 year old girls watching TRL to go out and vote or die.

As if the teen suicide/attempt rate isn't high enough...

[donna542004]

Originally posted by bluesbrother965
As if the teen suicide/attempt rate isn't high enough...

He should change his name to Diddly Squat.
Donna A.

[RustyRazor]

Donna A:

LOL!


Bad Boy for life MY ASS! He grew up in the upper middleclass sections of Mount Vernon! He was a back up dancer for Mary J. Blige!

Bad Boy? Bad memory!

[James Logan]

Doesn't affect me much.

I'll just keep on calling him "cocksucker" like I always have.