uh oh Diddy is at it again!

[BorderEevilIII]

from dailydish


DIDDY: 'I WEAR WHITE BECAUSE I'M A CHILD OF GOD'

Sean "Diddy" Combs has unveiled the reason behind his penchant for wearing white clothes -- he's a "child of God."
From posh suits to casual outfits, Combs has been noted for favoring white over most other color options, and he now declares his choices are all based on spirituality.

He says, "White represents the purity in me. I was an altar boy brought up in a Catholic school and had to wear white a lot. It's God's color. So I wear white because I'm a child of God. I'm showing my belief in God.

"Whenever I watched cowboys and Indians movies I always thought the cowboy in white looked better than the one in black!"

[outsyder]

God must have a pretty fucked up sense of humor.

[BubbaStrangelove]

Great, first In The Air Tonight now cowboys.

is there anything this guy won't sample and reuse as a platform to talk like a 10 year old?


"White represents the purity in me. I was an altar boy brought up in a Catholic school and had to wear white a lot. It's God's color. So I wear white because I'm a child of God. I'm showing my belief in God.

Wear white or die, bitch.

[RustyRazor]

How does he know that's God color?!
What if God prefers Hawaiin shirts?!
What if, on the weekends, God likes to kick back and he enjoys some casual pastels?

Is Diddy the anti christ?
Hmm...

Bad Boy records?
Corrupting the masses?
He knows that God wears a lot of white?

I've got to go add this all up.
Think about it amongst yourselves.

[SkyNet]

god damn i hate this guy... despise... loathe

[jeo4]

Why are we still talking about this talentless asshole?

[gorysnoopy]

FUCK DILDO-er I mean DIDDY!!!!!!!

[AJAX]

I can only imagine what is next.

Diddy: I only pop bottles of communion wine at ma parties

Diddy: I wash ma ass wit' holy water

Diddy: I only fuck hoes who are born again virgins

Diddy: I'm workin' on a new track dat samples Amazin' Grace and features Pope Benedict

[BubbaStrangelove]

I'm calling Diddy on this one.

Just saw God about 15 minutes ago. He was wearing a brown shirt, brown shorts and had a brown hat on. BROWN - from head to toe, but he was also outlined with the most vibrant electic blue I had ever seen. There were also these strange, random neon flashes scurrying around him.

I asked him about the white and he mumbled something about "singing for a cabbage."

Man, what was in that tea I drank, and why's there parcel next to the front door?

[Mr-Blonde]

Everyone knows that God favors folks who revolve their lives around aquiring wealth, flashing the bling bling and gettin wit' da hoes. It's all good as long as they wear white to show how pure they are.

[ComeNightfall]

It wouldn't surprise me if he did a gospel hip-hop album.

He should be choking, he's put his foot into his mouth so many times.

[thedudeman69]

Please, God. Let him become the next Mase. Please! He can make a shitty no cussing record and dissappear!

[RustyRazor]

Wait. He owns a clothing line - "Sean Jean"
Does this mean he's going to come out with an all white outfit to roll around with your homies?

I've got it!

HOLY PHAT! DIDDY, YOU'RE A F**KING GENIUS!



(Maybe he'll camel walk in front of a bus one day. Waiting patiently.)

[gorysnoopy]

Why hasn't someone smoked this fool already??!!!??