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wolffman3 · #1 08-04-2006, 09:15 AM

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Jon Lyrik · #2 08-04-2006, 01:29 PM

That's a year old, dude.

wolffman3 · #3 08-04-2006, 01:39 PM

Thanks for that, I just found that out the other day, still laughing my ass off at it. Havent checked to see if anyone else has covered it on here

10 minutes later:

Nope, cant find any others !!.

powersauce · #4 08-04-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
That's a year old, dude.

With all those parts, the running time of the video feels like a year in more ways than one.

Monotreme · #5 08-05-2006, 09:19 AM

Have you guys actually watched all the parts? I only watched the first two, and I simply couldn't go on any further. Later I took a look at the lyrics and thanked GOD that I didn't bother watching any other parts. It was just so horrible and pretentious and BAD and all the rhymes are forced and don't work, and the whole plot is worse than a Portugese soap opera in its ENTIRE run. VH1 had this top 10 worst videos of all time countdown-type thing. The video for the first part was #1. Laugh my ass off, serves him right.

QUENTIN · #6 08-05-2006, 10:31 AM

The video/song are indeed exceptionally crappy. Any street cred R. Kelly may have once has is far gone. He's also always been a fucking terrible rapper and even worse human being, don't understand why someone like Jay-Z would ever consider touring with him.

I'm not sure if this is written by you or lifted as an explanation from some website, but either way, I found this to be the most perplexing but guffaw-inducing line:

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Originally posted by wolffman3
One, baths are for cripples and people that fuck their sisters

wolffman3 · #7 08-06-2006, 07:57 AM

I was actually going to take out that line because the Kelly review is a piece that I did for my old website (that was shut down by nazis at Guestworld sometime in 2005 for insulting and offensive content). All of my entries were deleted. Do you know why? Because they contained certain words. Freedom of speech, anyone? I dont think any kids would see it either.They're too busy looking up Pokemon, beanie babies, and BRITNEE SPERES NAKID to care about anything I do. The people at Guestworld are probably the same people that tell their kids that the best way to deal with a bully is to tell the teacher.

If anyone knows where I can get a free (let me stress that again: FREE) guestbook with no anti-cursing stance and isn't run by fascists, please email me*.