Craziest movie experience EVER!

[speed_rebel]

Yesterday i went and saw Jackass: Number 2, and before the movie even started and the lights dimmed, There was this HUGE fight between These 2 hicks and this mexican dude.

I was sitting in the middle, with these 2 hicks in front of me and in front of them, this BIIIG mexican. I could hear them wispering some pretty racist comments to each other ("Why the fuck they let these smelly ass spics in these fucking theaters?" etc...) and all along the mexican guy acted like he heard nothing.

Then after 5 minutes, one of them mentioned someing like "He prolly doesint even know english" and the mexican turned around and popped this guy in the face. His friend jumped forward and tried to grab the mexican by the throat, and he got punched in the face.

By this time EVERYONE was standing up and looking, and im sitting behind all this going "shit, i hope a stray punch doesint land near me". Then the 2 hicks started ganging up on him, and 3 staff members and a cop came in and tried to break it off. Suprisingly, they listened and stopped. The cop called for back up, told all 3 of them to step out into the hall, and i didnt see anymore of them.

Oh yea, Jackass 2 is fucking gross.

[bob]

There's nothing like dumbasses getting their asses beaten. Seriously, I'm a fan of racists being beaten up.

[bigd23]

Damn! That would have been worth the price of admission just to see 2 racist hicks get their asses kicked!

[Brando @$$ Fat]

When your parents are that closely related, it's easy to understand why they'd want to find scapegoats for their own misery. In this case, it's Mexicans...

[Ki'esha Foxx]

That made my night! Thanks for sharing that story! Now mine about the person having a seizure in the theater doesn't seem so out there anymore!

[speed_rebel]

Originally posted by Ki'esha Foxx
That made my night! Thanks for sharing that story! Now mine about the person having a seizure in the theater doesn't seem so out there anymore!

Please elaborate. I think my friend had a drug induced siezure at my house about a month ago.

[Tony_Montana]

Cool.

[jaw2929]

Wow, that's fucking wild.

[Ki'esha Foxx]

Originally posted by speed_rebel
Please elaborate. I think my friend had a drug induced siezure at my house about a month ago.

I was at the first night of the Da Vinci Code showing and somewhere around Teabing's explanation of the meanings behind symbols in pictures I heard someone start making what sounded like whining/moaning noises. At first I was just annoyed and thought it would stop, but it went on for the better part of fiteen minutes before I got the manager. It turns out a girl had had a seizure in the theater and the guy she was with, the dipshit, didn't even tell anyone to get help. They had to stop the reel and gave everyone free movie tickets after the movie. I used mine to go back and see what I had missed the previous night.

It was so weird to me because I'd never experienced anything like that before. But now with the three guys fighting over racist comments in the theater my story isn't so bad.