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Old 12-11-2006, 12:17 AM
Conversation With Quotes.

Okay, this might be a little hard, but based on the Morphing Quotes game . . .

The point of this thread is to make a conversation using movie quotes. It can be wither way, one soliloquy, a dialogue, whatever. It doesn't have to be entirely coherent (but that's where the funny lies), but it has to have some sort of string. For instance. Someone goes "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." (Fight Club), someone replies with a quote that answers or continues that one.

It might be a little difficult (though not really) but if you're creative enough, it might end up a really funny thing.
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Old 12-11-2006, 12:55 AM
Sounds good. I guess I'll start?

"Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. What gives, man?"

~Fargo
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:06 AM
"I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies." (Austin Powers)
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Old 12-11-2006, 01:50 AM
"Oh, me too!" (Romy & Michele's High School Reunion)
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:16 AM
You wanna go to Cambodia?- men in black 2
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Old 12-11-2006, 02:18 PM
"Been there, done that, bought the T-Shirt."
- Andromeda
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:59 PM
"You got red on you." (Shaun of the Dead)
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Old 12-11-2006, 04:30 PM
We all have our little problems.- van helsing
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Old 12-11-2006, 05:13 PM
"No kidding. Now the NSA can read the time off your fucking wrist watch." - Enemy of the State
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Old 12-11-2006, 07:11 PM
"The fucking amatuers."

- The Big Lebowski
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:00 PM
"When in doubt, fuck." (Scent of a Woman)
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Old 12-11-2006, 08:44 PM
"I'm a virgin. Always have been." (40 Year Old Virgin).
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Old 12-11-2006, 09:57 PM
"Alright!....Gayyy..."

- Shaun of the Dead
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:20 AM
See, now, that's just plain rude - green street
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Old 12-12-2006, 01:35 PM
"To tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."
- Shawshank Redemption
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:27 PM
"The last man who told me that... is buried out there." - Once Upon a Time in the West
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:32 PM
"Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them." Once Upon a TIme in the West
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Old 12-13-2006, 04:51 PM
I don't know what the fuck you mean - bad boys 2
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Old 12-13-2006, 05:31 PM
"You got the memory of a fuckin' fly!" - Glengarry Glen Ross
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:33 PM
"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?"

Finding Nemo
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Old 12-14-2006, 12:41 AM
"Walter I love you to death, but you gotta realize that your a fuckin idiot..."

Big Lebowsky
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Old 12-14-2006, 11:43 AM
"You don't know what it is when you try, and you try, and you try and you never get there!" - I Am Sam
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:06 PM
"Well, you have to try harder."
- The Deep End
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:18 PM
"Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway?" - Talledega Nights
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Old 12-14-2006, 02:29 PM
"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
- Reservoir Dogs

(Sorry, I couldn't resist )
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Old 12-15-2006, 05:07 AM
"Yes. One bite, and all your dreams will come true."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
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Old 12-15-2006, 02:47 PM
"Don't tempt me!"
- Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Old 12-15-2006, 04:37 PM
"Let's turn on the radio, this conversation's getting nowhere fast." - Kiss and Tell
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Old 12-15-2006, 11:54 PM
"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
- Office Space
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Old 12-16-2006, 03:59 PM
"Yeah, well, what the hell do you know about it?!!"
- Shawshank
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Old 12-16-2006, 06:39 PM
"All I know is, you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a human being, goddamn it. My life has value."" - Network
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:24 PM
"No."

- 25th Hour.
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:31 PM
"You ungrateful little brat!" - American Beauty
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:35 AM
"Does it look like I give a damn?"
- Casino Royale
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Old 12-17-2006, 01:10 PM
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
- American Psycho
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Old 12-17-2006, 07:34 PM
"Fuck my ass, send me to fucking Long Binh! You do your fucking work!" - Platoon
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Old 12-18-2006, 08:48 PM
"I...quit! I quit! I quit! I quit!" - That Thing You Do!
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Old 12-20-2006, 01:27 AM
"I can't quit you."

-- Brokeback Mountain



I couldn't resist.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:13 AM
"Quitting, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that."

A League of Their Own
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Old 12-24-2006, 12:17 AM
"Baseball's hard. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kinda like dating a German chick." - Bad News Bears (2005)
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