#521  
Old 09-17-2007, 05:02 PM
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Goodfellas
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  #522  
Old 09-17-2007, 07:28 PM
"Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?"

Airplane!
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  #523  
Old 09-17-2007, 09:22 PM
What do you mean?

Shaun of the dead
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  #524  
Old 09-17-2007, 09:26 PM
"Cutty say 'e can't HANG!"
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  #525  
Old 09-17-2007, 09:53 PM
WHAT!?

High Fidelity
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  #526  
Old 09-17-2007, 10:26 PM
Do not be messing with me right now. I will kick your ass.

The Italian Job (Remake)
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  #527  
Old 09-18-2007, 12:41 AM
Heh, heh....you and what army?

Clerks II
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  #528  
Old 09-18-2007, 01:38 AM
"Whatever army I have I'll lead against them."

Krull
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  #529  
Old 09-18-2007, 07:51 AM
will rohan's army come?

lotr: rotk
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  #530  
Old 09-18-2007, 09:57 AM
I don't know that kind of stuff.

Adaptation
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  #531  
Old 09-18-2007, 06:19 PM
He musta thought it was white boy day.
It ain't white boy day, is it?
True Romance




(i love that line, gary oldman rules)
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  #532  
Old 09-18-2007, 07:52 PM
"I don't like black people? I am MISTER black people."

Jerry Maguire
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  #533  
Old 09-19-2007, 01:27 PM
"He's black?"

Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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  #534  
Old 09-19-2007, 07:49 PM
"Does he look like a bitch?"- Jules
Pulp Fiction
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  #535  
Old 09-19-2007, 07:52 PM
"Well aight check this out dawg, first of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand 'em I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch ya mouth and help me with the sale."

The 40 Year-Old Virgin
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  #536  
Old 09-20-2007, 03:42 AM
I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!

I heart Huckabees
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  #537  
Old 09-20-2007, 09:02 PM
"Are you a mod, or a rocker?"

A Hard Day's Night
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  #538  
Old 09-21-2007, 02:51 AM
Dude, I service society by rocking, OK? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!

School of Rock
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  #539  
Old 09-21-2007, 06:03 PM
"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."

This Is Spinal Tap
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  #540  
Old 09-21-2007, 07:16 PM
"Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have."

The 40 Year Old Virgin
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  #541  
Old 09-21-2007, 11:00 PM
What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Billy Madison
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  #542  
Old 09-22-2007, 02:52 AM
"There is no God."

Caddyshack
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  #543  
Old 09-22-2007, 01:29 PM
Go to your closet and pray, ask to be forgiven.

Carrie
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  #544  
Old 09-22-2007, 04:48 PM
"The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that He's evil. I think that the worst you can say about Him is that basically He's an underachiever."

Love and Death
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  #545  
Old 09-23-2007, 12:49 AM
All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat. All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings. He made their brutish venum, he made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small. All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all. Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid. Who made the spiny urchin? Who made the sharks? He did! All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small. Putrid foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made them all. Amen.

The Meaning of Life
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  #546  
Old 09-23-2007, 01:45 AM
""Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. ""

Dogma
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  #547  
Old 09-23-2007, 10:42 AM
"I am the walrus."

The Big Lebowski
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  #548  
Old 09-23-2007, 11:48 AM
That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Repo Man
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  #549  
Old 09-23-2007, 12:38 PM
Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.

Point break
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  #550  
Old 09-23-2007, 02:53 PM
"Well, I still jerk off manually."

The Big Lebowski
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  #551  
Old 09-23-2007, 05:15 PM
HE WAS MASTURBATING.

There's somethimg about Mary
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  #552  
Old 09-23-2007, 06:54 PM
If his was more than just a vague ambition, if he was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there's no way we could prevent him.

Truman Show
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  #553  
Old 09-23-2007, 07:55 PM
"Yeah, well, that's just your opinion."

The Big Lebowski
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  #554  
Old 09-23-2007, 09:21 PM
You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

Dumb and Dumber
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  #555  
Old 09-23-2007, 10:07 PM
"Oh, at first, YES."

'The Life of Brian'
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  #556  
Old 09-23-2007, 10:16 PM
"On the other hand, no, not really, no."

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
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  #557  
Old 09-24-2007, 01:44 AM
"I think this guy's been drinking vodka."

Blank Check
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  #558  
Old 09-24-2007, 02:13 AM
Am I going mad!! Or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.


The Princess Bride
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  #559  
Old 09-24-2007, 02:31 AM
"We all go a little mad sometimes."

Psycho
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  #560  
Old 09-24-2007, 03:09 AM
But I don't want to go among mad people.

Alice in Wonderland
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