#7201  
Old 07-05-2011, 03:06 PM
"So do you wanna gag me?"

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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  #7202  
Old 07-05-2011, 10:44 PM
"Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood?"

Wedding Crashers
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  #7203  
Old 07-06-2011, 11:14 AM
"I just thought you might like to know what it's like to be on the other end of a gag."

The Birds
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  #7204  
Old 07-06-2011, 02:03 PM
"Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose."

The Shawshank Redemption
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  #7205  
Old 07-06-2011, 08:22 PM
"I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?"

Mean Girls
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  #7206  
Old 07-06-2011, 09:28 PM
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?"

The Lion King
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  #7207  
Old 07-07-2011, 10:36 AM
"There's no food in your food."

Say Anything
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  #7208  
Old 07-07-2011, 07:56 PM
"How do you get so big eating food of this kind?"

Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
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  #7209  
Old 07-08-2011, 10:42 AM
"And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy!"

Scrubs
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  #7210  
Old 07-08-2011, 11:14 AM
"I hear you got a big appetite, Lardass. Don't even think about winning this. "

Stand By Me
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  #7211  
Old 07-08-2011, 02:03 PM
"The only way to win the game is not to play."

Tron Legacy
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  #7212  
Old 07-08-2011, 04:36 PM
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

The Rock
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  #7213  
Old 07-08-2011, 09:49 PM
"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one, 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows.' The older one says 'No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all.'"

Colors
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  #7214  
Old 07-09-2011, 10:19 AM
"How colorful."

Die Hard w/ a Vengeance
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  #7215  
Old 07-09-2011, 02:06 PM
"Like when our editorial director used the company MasterCard to pay for a hooker, and then she used the card number to stay at the St. Regis for, what was it, three months?"

American Beauty
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  #7216  
Old 07-09-2011, 02:28 PM
"I guess we've all done that at some point in our lives."

Up In the Air
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  #7217  
Old 07-09-2011, 05:58 PM
"Speak for yourself, Moron!"

Billy Madison
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  #7218  
Old 07-10-2011, 12:44 PM
"Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language."

The Breakfast Club
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  #7219  
Old 07-10-2011, 02:30 PM
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

Pulp Fiction
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  #7220  
Old 07-10-2011, 05:25 PM
"Watch your language in front of the lady, punk!"

Tommy Boy
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  #7221  
Old 07-10-2011, 05:58 PM
"My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk. "

Role Models
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  #7222  
Old 07-10-2011, 06:07 PM
"Tell that gay monkey to leave my junk alone!"

The Hangover Part 2
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  #7223  
Old 07-11-2011, 01:54 PM
"Never send a monkey to do a man's job."

Planet of the Apes
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  #7224  
Old 07-11-2011, 02:02 PM
"I owe that monkey my life."

Godfather II
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  #7225  
Old 07-11-2011, 02:57 PM
"If your life had a face, I would punch it."

Scott Pilgrim vs the World
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  #7226  
Old 07-11-2011, 03:41 PM
"Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth."

Anchorman
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  #7227  
Old 07-12-2011, 09:11 AM
"That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! "

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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  #7228  
Old 07-12-2011, 02:45 PM
"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania."

Rocky Horror Picture Show
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  #7229  
Old 07-12-2011, 05:11 PM
"I've been banging the tranny!"

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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  #7230  
Old 07-12-2011, 09:55 PM
"It's true, he has semen in him."

The Hangover Part II
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  #7231  
Old 07-12-2011, 11:36 PM
"I'll give you a hint, it's semen. Hahahaha... Animal semen!"

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
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  #7232  
Old 07-12-2011, 11:56 PM
"Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha! One of the guys had crabs!"


Jackass Number 2
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  #7233  
Old 07-13-2011, 10:56 AM
"Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!"

Hot Shots!
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  #7234  
Old 07-13-2011, 09:07 PM
"Yeah! Crab cakes and Football. That's what Maryland does!"

Wedding Crashers
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  #7235  
Old 07-14-2011, 01:25 PM
"Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs."

Management
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  #7236  
Old 07-14-2011, 02:52 PM
"I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet!"

Super Troopers
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  #7237  
Old 07-14-2011, 10:13 PM
"So you're saying there's a chance..."

Dumb & Dumber
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  #7238  
Old 07-15-2011, 10:14 PM
"Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr Cowboy?"

Die Hard
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  #7239  
Old 07-15-2011, 11:50 PM
"Look, the people you're after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances. We guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us."

Fight Club
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  #7240  
Old 07-16-2011, 01:52 PM
"In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians."

Goodfellas
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