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#7281
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"I am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that."
Bad Teacher |
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#7282
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"Look. All you have to do is tell me what it's worth to you. What's a person worth to you?"
Schindler's List |
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#7283
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"Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."
Gran Torino |
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#7284
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-Heavy. What is it?
-The stuff that dreams are made of. The Maltese Falcon |
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#7285
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"I had the craziest dream last night about a girl who has turned into a swan, but her prince falls for the wrong girl and she kills herself."
Black Swan |
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#7286
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"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck."
Billy Madison |
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#7287
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"Nice hooters..."
Dumb & Dumber |
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#7288
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"Claire's Mom just made me grab her hooters!"
Wedding Crashers |
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#7289
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"You know how when you grab a woman's breast.. it feels like.. a bag of sand?"
The 40 Year Old Virgin |
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#7290
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"And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it."
Role Models |
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#7291
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"Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs!"
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle |
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#7292
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"Holmes! Does your depravity know no bounds?"
Sherlock Holmes |
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#7293
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"I'm looking for someone more mature."
Pineapple Express |
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#7294
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"Yeah, good luck with that one!"
Megamind |
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#7295
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"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope |
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#7296
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"Luck has nothing to do with it. Everything is preordained."
Rules of Attraction |
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#7297
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"A friend of mine had himself ordained a minister of his own religion. Some way to fuck the IRS. ls that what you're doing, or are you the real McCoy? "
From Dusk Til Dawn |
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#7298
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"Mother is God in the eyes of a child."
SIlent Hill |
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#7299
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"A boy's best friend is his mother."
Psycho |
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#7300
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"You're just like your father. Lazy and arrogant!"
Harry Potter |
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#7301
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"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail |
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#7302
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"...and then I was like, 'Damn, your breath stinks, girl!'"
Step Up 2 |
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#7303
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"Try the holy water, dead breath!"
The Lost Boys |
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#7304
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"You have bad breath caused by gingivitis!"
Liar Liar |
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#7305
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"These are all common symptoms of a sexually transmitted disease."
Sugar Rush |
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#7306
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"Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
Grandma's Boy |
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#7307
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"Peter, I'm a paediatrician. Have you noticed...you're sitting on a fire truck?"
Forgetting Sarah Marshall |
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#7308
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"It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred!"
Drop Dead Fred |
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#7309
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"I used to have a pony, on Coney Island. It got hit by a truck."
Taxi Driver |
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#7310
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"It's on his left ankle. It's goin' around here in Coney Island."
He Got Game |
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#7311
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"I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?"
Me, Myself & Irene |
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#7312
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"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"
Zoolander |
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#7313
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"I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill."
Just Like Heaven |
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#7314
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"Unlike you, I embrace it proudly. Without fear!"
Captain America: The First Avenger |
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#7315
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"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."
The Dark Knight |
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#7316
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"I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules, my rules."
Zombieland |
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#7317
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"If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man. Who's gonna tell me off?"
School of Rock |
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#7318
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"No, you da man! And that's the problem!"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
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#7319
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"I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems."
Pulp Fiction |
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#7320
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"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"
Speed |
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