#7281  
Old 07-24-2011, 12:48 PM
"I am not a racist. I voted for Barack Obama. You can quote me on that."

Bad Teacher
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  #7282  
Old 07-24-2011, 11:23 PM
"Look. All you have to do is tell me what it's worth to you. What's a person worth to you?"

Schindler's List
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  #7283  
Old 07-25-2011, 06:38 AM
"Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone."

Gran Torino
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  #7284  
Old 07-25-2011, 06:59 AM
-Heavy. What is it?
-The stuff that dreams are made of.

The Maltese Falcon
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  #7285  
Old 07-25-2011, 01:36 PM
"I had the craziest dream last night about a girl who has turned into a swan, but her prince falls for the wrong girl and she kills herself."

Black Swan
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  #7286  
Old 07-25-2011, 07:01 PM
"I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue duck."

Billy Madison
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  #7287  
Old 07-25-2011, 10:46 PM
"Nice hooters..."

Dumb & Dumber
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  #7288  
Old 07-26-2011, 06:43 AM
"Claire's Mom just made me grab her hooters!"

Wedding Crashers
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  #7289  
Old 07-26-2011, 12:40 PM
"You know how when you grab a woman's breast.. it feels like.. a bag of sand?"

The 40 Year Old Virgin
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  #7290  
Old 07-26-2011, 10:07 PM
"And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it."

Role Models
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  #7291  
Old 07-27-2011, 10:51 AM
"Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs!"

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
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  #7292  
Old 07-27-2011, 11:21 AM
"Holmes! Does your depravity know no bounds?"

Sherlock Holmes
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  #7293  
Old 07-27-2011, 12:59 PM
"I'm looking for someone more mature."

Pineapple Express
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  #7294  
Old 07-27-2011, 02:48 PM
"Yeah, good luck with that one!"

Megamind
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  #7295  
Old 07-27-2011, 09:56 PM
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
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  #7296  
Old 07-28-2011, 08:32 AM
"Luck has nothing to do with it. Everything is preordained."

Rules of Attraction
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  #7297  
Old 07-28-2011, 09:46 AM
"A friend of mine had himself ordained a minister of his own religion. Some way to fuck the IRS. ls that what you're doing, or are you the real McCoy? "

From Dusk Til Dawn
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  #7298  
Old 07-28-2011, 12:51 PM
"Mother is God in the eyes of a child."

SIlent Hill
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  #7299  
Old 07-29-2011, 09:49 AM
"A boy's best friend is his mother."

Psycho
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  #7300  
Old 07-30-2011, 10:51 AM
"You're just like your father. Lazy and arrogant!"

Harry Potter
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  #7301  
Old 07-30-2011, 02:02 PM
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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  #7302  
Old 07-31-2011, 01:17 PM
"...and then I was like, 'Damn, your breath stinks, girl!'"

Step Up 2
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  #7303  
Old 07-31-2011, 03:00 PM
"Try the holy water, dead breath!"

The Lost Boys
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  #7304  
Old 08-01-2011, 06:32 AM
"You have bad breath caused by gingivitis!"

Liar Liar
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  #7305  
Old 08-01-2011, 12:35 PM
"These are all common symptoms of a sexually transmitted disease."

Sugar Rush
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  #7306  
Old 08-01-2011, 12:56 PM
"Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"

Grandma's Boy
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  #7307  
Old 08-01-2011, 05:56 PM
"Peter, I'm a paediatrician. Have you noticed...you're sitting on a fire truck?"

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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  #7308  
Old 08-02-2011, 10:58 AM
"It takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred!"

Drop Dead Fred
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  #7309  
Old 08-02-2011, 01:45 PM
"I used to have a pony, on Coney Island. It got hit by a truck."

Taxi Driver
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  #7310  
Old 08-02-2011, 04:19 PM
"It's on his left ankle. It's goin' around here in Coney Island."

He Got Game
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  #7311  
Old 08-02-2011, 08:09 PM
"I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?"

Me, Myself & Irene
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  #7312  
Old 08-03-2011, 07:27 AM
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!"

Zoolander
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  #7313  
Old 08-03-2011, 12:41 PM
"I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill."

Just Like Heaven
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  #7314  
Old 08-03-2011, 02:11 PM
"Unlike you, I embrace it proudly. Without fear!"

Captain America: The First Avenger
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  #7315  
Old 08-03-2011, 10:51 PM
"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules."

The Dark Knight
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  #7316  
Old 08-04-2011, 12:46 AM
"I survive because I play it safe and follow the rules, my rules."

Zombieland
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  #7317  
Old 08-05-2011, 01:12 PM
"If you wanna rock, you gotta break the rules. You gotta get mad at the man! And right now, I'm the man. That's right, I'm the man. Who's gonna tell me off?"

School of Rock
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  #7318  
Old 08-05-2011, 03:53 PM
"No, you da man! And that's the problem!"

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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  #7319  
Old 08-06-2011, 10:54 AM
"I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems."

Pulp Fiction
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  #7320  
Old 08-06-2011, 10:21 PM
"Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?"

Speed
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