#7561  
Old 11-24-2011, 07:57 AM
"Get a hold of yourself, man!"

Hot Shots! Part Deux
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  #7562  
Old 11-24-2011, 11:21 AM
"Colin, calm down, or you'll shoot in your pants."

The Departed
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  #7563  
Old 11-24-2011, 01:33 PM
"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce."

Last Action Hero
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  #7564  
Old 11-24-2011, 01:37 PM
"She'll have to learn to live with disappointment."

The American President

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  #7565  
Old 11-25-2011, 01:55 PM
"I shouldn't have to."

X2: X-Men United
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  #7566  
Old 11-26-2011, 11:53 AM
"You're in the service of the Steward now. You'll have to do as you're told, Peregrin Took."

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
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  #7567  
Old 11-27-2011, 11:58 AM
"I've quit better jobs than this."

Ghostbusters
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  #7568  
Old 11-27-2011, 12:26 PM
"You're a buttfucking quitter!"

Team America: World Police
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  #7569  
Old 11-27-2011, 01:38 PM
"What is it with you and the gay jokes?"

BASEketball
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  #7570  
Old 11-27-2011, 02:00 PM
"And I thought my jokes were bad."

The Dark Knight
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  #7571  
Old 11-28-2011, 07:48 AM
"For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it."

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
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  #7572  
Old 11-28-2011, 08:04 AM
"Once again, things that should have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!

The Wedding Singer
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  #7573  
Old 11-29-2011, 08:57 AM
"There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift."

Kung Fu Panda
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  #7574  
Old 11-29-2011, 12:15 PM
"I didn't know whores were so philosophical."

The Fabulous Baker Boys
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  #7575  
Old 11-29-2011, 06:43 PM
"You have no idea."

X2
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  #7576  
Old 11-30-2011, 11:58 AM
"Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?"

Up in the Air
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  #7577  
Old 11-30-2011, 12:14 PM
"You throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect."

The 40 Year Old Virgin
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  #7578  
Old 11-30-2011, 12:16 PM
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

The Princess Bride
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  #7579  
Old 11-30-2011, 12:33 PM
"I'm gonna need a translator."

Fast & Furious 5
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  #7580  
Old 11-30-2011, 04:03 PM
"Les jeux sont faits. Translation: 'The game is up. Your ass is mine.'"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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  #7581  
Old 11-30-2011, 08:09 PM
"Who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?"

Die Hard
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  #7582  
Old 12-01-2011, 01:53 AM
"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride
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  #7583  
Old 12-01-2011, 12:07 PM
"I'm a god! I will live forever!"

Clash of the Titans
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  #7584  
Old 12-01-2011, 06:21 PM
"Do you want to live forever?"

Conan the Barbarian
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  #7585  
Old 12-02-2011, 12:04 PM
"Sounds too good. What's the catch?"

The Mummy Returns
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  #7586  
Old 12-02-2011, 06:28 PM
"You see that old woman? That will never happen to you . . . you will never grow old and you will never die."

Interview with a Vampire
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  #7587  
Old 12-02-2011, 09:29 PM
"Everybody dies, we all die, everything we ever care about will disappear, so what's the fucking point?"

Six Feet Under
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  #7588  
Old 12-03-2011, 10:53 AM
"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good"

Wall Street
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  #7589  
Old 12-03-2011, 11:39 AM
"This is America. You don't make money, then you're a fucking douchebag."

The Departed
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  #7590  
Old 12-03-2011, 12:02 PM
"I don't give a damn WHO you are! This is America, Jack! Now you say ONE more word about Lisa here, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass!"

Coming To America
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  #7591  
Old 12-03-2011, 08:50 PM
"That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!"

Office Space
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  #7592  
Old 12-04-2011, 09:48 AM
"America, fuck yeah! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!"

Team America: World Police
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  #7593  
Old 12-04-2011, 05:53 PM
"I don't care what you believe in...just believe in it."

Serenity
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  #7594  
Old 12-04-2011, 06:47 PM
"I don't believe! I don't believe!"

The Skeleton Key
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  #7595  
Old 12-06-2011, 01:14 AM
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Bull Durham
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  #7596  
Old 12-06-2011, 11:40 AM
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

The Big Lebowski
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  #7597  
Old 12-06-2011, 01:32 PM
"That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew."

Inglourious Basterds
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  #7598  
Old 12-08-2011, 12:45 AM
"l mean, l know he`s a crazy Jew fuck and everything"

Casino
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  #7599  
Old 12-08-2011, 12:35 PM
"What the fuck did you call me?"

Hostel: Part II
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  #7600  
Old 12-08-2011, 06:55 PM
"He called you Archer, sir."

Face/Off
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