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#7561
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"Get a hold of yourself, man!"
Hot Shots! Part Deux |
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#7562
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"Colin, calm down, or you'll shoot in your pants."
The Departed |
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#7563
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"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce."
Last Action Hero |
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#7564
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"She'll have to learn to live with disappointment."
The American President Last edited by bigred760; 11-24-2011 at 01:43 PM.. |
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#7565
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"I shouldn't have to."
X2: X-Men United |
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#7566
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"You're in the service of the Steward now. You'll have to do as you're told, Peregrin Took."
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King |
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#7567
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"I've quit better jobs than this."
Ghostbusters |
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#7568
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"You're a buttfucking quitter!"
Team America: World Police |
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#7569
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"What is it with you and the gay jokes?"
BASEketball |
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#7570
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"And I thought my jokes were bad."
The Dark Knight |
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#7571
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"For the record, every time I laughed at one of your jokes, I was faking it."
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry |
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#7572
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"Once again, things that should have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!
The Wedding Singer |
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#7573
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"There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift."
Kung Fu Panda |
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#7574
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"I didn't know whores were so philosophical."
The Fabulous Baker Boys |
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#7575
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"You have no idea."
X2 |
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#7576
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"Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy?"
Up in the Air |
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#7577
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"You throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect."
The 40 Year Old Virgin |
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#7578
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"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."
The Princess Bride |
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#7579
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"I'm gonna need a translator."
Fast & Furious 5 |
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#7580
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"Les jeux sont faits. Translation: 'The game is up. Your ass is mine.'"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
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#7581
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"Who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?"
Die Hard |
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#7582
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"I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride |
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#7583
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"I'm a god! I will live forever!"
Clash of the Titans |
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#7584
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"Do you want to live forever?"
Conan the Barbarian |
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#7585
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"Sounds too good. What's the catch?"
The Mummy Returns |
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#7586
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"You see that old woman? That will never happen to you . . . you will never grow old and you will never die."
Interview with a Vampire |
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#7587
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"Everybody dies, we all die, everything we ever care about will disappear, so what's the fucking point?"
Six Feet Under |
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#7588
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"The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good"
Wall Street |
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#7589
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"This is America. You don't make money, then you're a fucking douchebag."
The Departed |
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#7590
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"I don't give a damn WHO you are! This is America, Jack! Now you say ONE more word about Lisa here, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass!"
Coming To America |
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#7591
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"That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about America!"
Office Space |
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#7592
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"America, fuck yeah! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah! America, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!"
Team America: World Police |
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#7593
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"I don't care what you believe in...just believe in it."
Serenity |
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#7594
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"I don't believe! I don't believe!"
The Skeleton Key |
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#7595
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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Bull Durham |
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#7596
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"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
The Big Lebowski |
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#7597
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"That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname. The Bear Jew."
Inglourious Basterds |
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#7598
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"l mean, l know he`s a crazy Jew fuck and everything"
Casino |
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#7599
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"What the fuck did you call me?"
Hostel: Part II |
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#7600
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"He called you Archer, sir."
Face/Off |
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