#1641  
Old 05-24-2008, 10:34 AM
"WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF CONVICT!"

48 Hrs.
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  #1642  
Old 05-24-2008, 03:18 PM
"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Annie Hall
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  #1643  
Old 05-24-2008, 04:41 PM
"It's a D-I-C-k...thing"

Mo' Better Blues
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  #1644  
Old 05-24-2008, 09:05 PM
"Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal."

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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  #1645  
Old 05-25-2008, 08:31 PM
"I'm just a regular "Joe"
With a regular job.
Your average white
suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno
and books about war.
I got an average house
with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job
my kids and my car.
My feet on my table
and a Cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested.

No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense.

I drive really slow
in the ultra fast lane.
While people behind me
are going insane.

I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!

I use public toilets
and I piss on the seat.
I walk around in the summer time
saying "how about this heat?".

I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!

Sometimes I park
in handicapped spaces.
While handicapped people
make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song.
Ranting and raving and carrying on.
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah!

I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say...

I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!
Everbody:
A-S-S-H-O-L-E!

Oooooooh.

I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it."

Denis Leary: No Cure For Cancer
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  #1646  
Old 05-25-2008, 08:40 PM
"What the fuck are you bitches talking about?"

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
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  #1647  
Old 05-25-2008, 08:53 PM
"It's about drawing a line in the sand, Dude! Across this line, you DO NOT-also, Dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclatuer...China-Amerian, please."
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  #1648  
Old 05-25-2008, 10:14 PM
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

Full Metal Jacket
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  #1649  
Old 05-26-2008, 10:41 AM
"Don't beat out that Civil War jazz here, Slater! We're all in this together, each man equal. And we're taking care of each other. It's one big play, our one and only chance to grab stakes forever. And I don't want to hear what your grandpappy thought on the old farm down in Oklahoma! You got it?"

Odds Against Tomorrow
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  #1650  
Old 05-26-2008, 02:01 PM
"Ho! Ho-Yo! Yo-Ho! Sir!"

Biloxi Blues
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  #1651  
Old 05-26-2008, 05:04 PM
"You best start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one!"

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
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  #1652  
Old 05-26-2008, 05:42 PM
"You're fuckin' nuts"

An Evening With Kevin Smith
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  #1653  
Old 05-27-2008, 12:01 AM
"This is Nuckin' Futs!"

Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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  #1654  
Old 05-27-2008, 12:28 AM
"Hey! Wha happened?! I don't think so!"

A Mighty Wind
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  #1655  
Old 05-27-2008, 08:20 AM
"Either the police chief is a complete moron and complete morons are rare...or he's playing games with me!"

Ruthless People
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  #1656  
Old 05-27-2008, 11:57 AM
"Time to play."

Hellraiser
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  #1657  
Old 05-27-2008, 01:49 PM
"I. Don't. Like. This. Game. Anymore!"

The Getaway
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  #1658  
Old 05-27-2008, 05:13 PM
"You sound like an asshole!"

Clerks
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  #1659  
Old 05-27-2008, 06:57 PM
"the force is strong in this one"

- you know were its from
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  #1660  
Old 05-27-2008, 08:18 PM
"He's a nutbag! Just cause the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda."

Seven
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  #1661  
Old 05-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iron_hides View Post
"the force is strong in this one"

- you know were its from
Spaceballs?

"I've lost my mojo!"

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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  #1662  
Old 05-28-2008, 11:13 AM
"Did you really like it all that much?"

As Good As It Gets
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  #1663  
Old 05-28-2008, 11:59 AM
"Really, the worst movie you ever saw? Well, my next one will be better...Hello?"

Ed Wood
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  #1664  
Old 05-28-2008, 06:57 PM
"If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich."

Knocked Up
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  #1665  
Old 05-28-2008, 07:57 PM
"You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Hulk
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  #1666  
Old 05-28-2008, 11:24 PM
"Go ahead...make my day"

Dirty Harry...sad thing is, I'm not sure which one.
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  #1667  
Old 05-29-2008, 10:13 AM
"You know those posters that read 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day except one. The day you die."

American Beauty
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  #1668  
Old 05-29-2008, 10:58 AM
"That's a bit rough, isn't it?"

Snatch
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  #1669  
Old 05-29-2008, 02:53 PM
"Truth hurts."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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  #1670  
Old 05-29-2008, 03:52 PM
"Hey...it's like anything else."

Anything Else
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  #1671  
Old 05-29-2008, 04:18 PM
"What are you babbling about?"

The Breakfast Club
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  #1672  
Old 05-30-2008, 10:21 AM
"I WANT THE TRUTH!"

A Few Good Men
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  #1673  
Old 05-30-2008, 10:43 AM
"The truth will set you free."

Conspiracy Theory
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  #1674  
Old 05-30-2008, 10:48 AM
"FREEDOM!!!"

Braveheart
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  #1675  
Old 05-30-2008, 11:02 AM
"Take the bule pill and you'll wake up in your bed and you can believe, whatever you want to believe...or you take the red pill; and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."

The Matrix
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  #1676  
Old 05-30-2008, 11:58 AM
"We're doing uppers and downers at the same time."

Walk Hard
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  #1677  
Old 05-30-2008, 02:29 PM
"You're the musical moron twins"

High Fidelity
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  #1678  
Old 05-30-2008, 02:34 PM
"But I have no sister."

Return of the Jedi
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  #1679  
Old 05-30-2008, 09:49 PM
"She's my sister and my daughter!"

Chinatown
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  #1680  
Old 05-31-2008, 08:22 AM
"So what's that make us?"

Spaceballs
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