#201  
Old 04-11-2007, 01:59 AM
"We're on a mission from God."

- The Blues Brothers
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  #202  
Old 04-11-2007, 06:12 PM
"God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a liitle inside information about God. God likes to watch...He's a prankster.Think about it. He gives man...INSTINCTS!!He gives you this incredible gift and then...what does he do? I swear for his own amusement!...his own private, cosmic,GAGREEL! He sets the rules in our position. It's the goof of all time.LOOK, but don't touch...TOUCH, but don't taste...TASTE, but don't swallow.HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS SADIST!!!...HE'S AN ABSANTEE LANDLORD!...WORSHIP THAT?!...NEVER!!."


-John Milton (The Devil's Advocate)
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  #203  
Old 04-11-2007, 06:32 PM
You Call This A Storm!!!!!!!!!!!!


Lt. Dan Taylor- Forrest Gump
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  #204  
Old 04-11-2007, 06:43 PM
"Do you know what happens to a frog when it gets struck by lightning?...the same that happens to everything else."


-Storm (X-Men)
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  #205  
Old 04-11-2007, 08:02 PM
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"

Joker - "Batman"
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  #206  
Old 04-12-2007, 03:36 PM
"...and whenever one of those creatures bumps with our world...we're here to bump them back."


-Professor Bruttenholm (Hellboy)
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  #207  
Old 04-12-2007, 05:42 PM
NYPD! Means Knock Your Punk-ass Down!

MIB
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  #208  
Old 04-12-2007, 08:03 PM
"If something happens to her...I'll kill you." - Beverly Hills Cop
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  #209  
Old 04-12-2007, 11:44 PM
"I'm shaking in my boots."
-Scream.
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  #210  
Old 04-13-2007, 03:17 PM
"You're making me angry."

-Bruce Banner (Hulk)
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  #211  
Old 04-13-2007, 04:32 PM
. . .
"I'm shaking in my little space boots."
-Austin Powers 2.
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  #212  
Old 04-13-2007, 05:28 PM
"You've been standin' so long on your boots you're growin roots."

BRabbit (8mile)
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  #213  
Old 04-13-2007, 06:58 PM
Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here


Biff- Back to The Future
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  #214  
Old 04-13-2007, 10:21 PM
"ha ha ha ha ha! You dumb bastard!"

Mallrats
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  #215  
Old 04-14-2007, 09:14 PM
"Old war wound. Acts up around morons." - Miller's Crossing
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  #216  
Old 04-14-2007, 10:10 PM
".....I was gonna say somethin', but it's gone."

- Waynes World 2
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  #217  
Old 04-14-2007, 11:57 PM
All Gone...

Fight Club
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  #218  
Old 04-15-2007, 04:51 PM
"How interesting." - Pitch Black
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  #219  
Old 04-15-2007, 05:09 PM
"I'm going to go to the bathroom to powder my nose and you think of something interesting to say."

- Pulp Fiction
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  #220  
Old 04-15-2007, 08:21 PM
My cousin Walt once got a cat stuck in his ass...true story, only he bought the cat at a local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news...it was embaressing for my reletives and all only the next week he does it again, different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room...so the next week i see my cousin buying another cat...and i says to him Jesus walt, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too why don't you knock it off? And he said to me Brody, how the hell else am i supposed to the the gerbil out?....My Cousin was a weird guy.

Mallrats
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  #221  
Old 04-16-2007, 11:55 AM
You never told me about your cat milking days in Motown. -Meet The Parents
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  #222  
Old 04-16-2007, 04:11 PM
"Well there's a lot you may not know about me."
-Natalie Portman (SNL)

. . . quiet, it counts.
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  #223  
Old 04-16-2007, 06:41 PM
"...really? wow...can you please tell me more?"

National Treasure

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  #224  
Old 04-16-2007, 06:42 PM
Like this one time, at band camp, i stuck my fulte in my pussy.

American Pie
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  #225  
Old 04-16-2007, 06:47 PM
"thats some type of sound i've never heard before!"


-O brother where art thou?
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  #226  
Old 04-16-2007, 06:57 PM
crazy...fuck...

The Weatherman
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  #227  
Old 04-16-2007, 07:19 PM
"Oh, I didn't need to picture that!" - Rat Race
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  #228  
Old 04-16-2007, 09:16 PM
Yout think that offensive...check this out! (Randal holds up porno mag)

Clerks
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  #229  
Old 04-17-2007, 12:17 PM
"ay senorita!"


Desperado
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  #230  
Old 04-17-2007, 08:00 PM
You know i don't speak spanish...
Anchorman (that's the line right? I never watched this all the way through,,,)
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  #231  
Old 04-17-2007, 11:46 PM
"God damn gringos!" - The Wild Bunch
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  #232  
Old 04-18-2007, 10:40 AM
Are you a Mexi-can't or and Mexi-can?
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  #233  
Old 04-18-2007, 11:32 AM
"pinche gringo"

the mexican server serving Milton a Margarita...in Office Space
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  #234  
Old 04-18-2007, 01:25 PM
"That's my brand!"

Steve Buscemi getting served in "Desperado"
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  #235  
Old 04-18-2007, 10:12 PM
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't understand a word you're saying." - Being John Malkovich
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  #236  
Old 04-18-2007, 10:55 PM
"Speaka da English?!" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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  #237  
Old 04-19-2007, 01:05 AM
English Muthafucker do speak it !??!!?!?!!!!??!??!?!?!!?!???

You know what movie this is...
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  #238  
Old 04-20-2007, 09:01 PM
"Show me the money."

- Jerry Macguire
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  #239  
Old 04-20-2007, 10:26 PM
So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?

The Blues Brothers
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  #240  
Old 04-21-2007, 12:08 AM
"Blow it out your ass." - The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
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