#3641  
Old 04-08-2009, 05:41 PM
"I think you're a little confused."

The Lion King
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  #3642  
Old 04-08-2009, 05:44 PM
"Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?"

Anchorman
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  #3643  
Old 04-08-2009, 05:56 PM
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Princess Bride
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  #3644  
Old 04-08-2009, 06:58 PM
"I've killed men, and I've heard them dying. And I've watched them dying. And there's nothing glorious about it. Nothing poetic."

Troy
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  #3645  
Old 04-08-2009, 11:23 PM
"Hell of a thing killin' a man . . . take away all he's got, and all he's ever going to have."

Unforgiven
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  #3646  
Old 04-08-2009, 11:37 PM
"I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Gladiator
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  #3647  
Old 04-09-2009, 01:02 AM
"Let's put a smile on that face!"

The Dark Knight
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  #3648  
Old 04-09-2009, 09:13 AM
"God, am I depressed."

The Goonies
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  #3649  
Old 04-09-2009, 09:24 AM
"So basically every day that you see me is the worst day of my life."

Office Space
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  #3650  
Old 04-09-2009, 10:46 AM
"What was your worst day?"

City Slickers
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  #3651  
Old 04-09-2009, 10:56 AM
"I've had a hell of a day, an even worse week, and truth is all I want to do is get some fucking sleep."

Old School
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  #3652  
Old 04-09-2009, 11:40 AM
"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead."

Road House
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  #3653  
Old 04-09-2009, 12:40 PM
"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep!"

Nightmare on Elm Street

(Yeah I've used this recently but I thought it fit pretty well here)
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  #3654  
Old 04-09-2009, 10:41 PM
"Actually, the trick to falling asleep is trying to stay awake."

Saving Private Ryan
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  #3655  
Old 04-10-2009, 12:40 AM
"That's, um... That's an interesting theory."
Fight Club
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  #3656  
Old 04-10-2009, 08:03 AM
"You never studied."

Ghostbusters
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  #3657  
Old 04-10-2009, 10:13 AM
"Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono."

Accepted
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  #3658  
Old 04-10-2009, 01:21 PM
"Your mom goes to college."

Napoleon Dynamite
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  #3659  
Old 04-10-2009, 02:03 PM
well isn't that "convenient" for you...and the clock
dodgeball
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  #3660  
Old 04-10-2009, 02:12 PM
"I just did what I do best"

TDK
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  #3661  
Old 04-10-2009, 02:16 PM
"I do what I do best: take scores. You do what you do best: try to stop guys like me."

Heat
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  #3662  
Old 04-10-2009, 02:52 PM
"I see now what I would have to become to stop men like him."

TDK
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  #3663  
Old 04-10-2009, 03:21 PM
"Well . . . it's about time."

Bye, Bye Birdie
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  #3664  
Old 04-10-2009, 03:40 PM
"I got all the time in a world, I'm in a time machine!"

Back to the Future
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  #3665  
Old 04-10-2009, 04:12 PM
"Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to- oh no, I've gone cross-eyed."

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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  #3666  
Old 04-10-2009, 04:17 PM
"Let him go, he's rollin'"

Animal House
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  #3667  
Old 04-10-2009, 05:51 PM
shut up your face!
the cherokee kid
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  #3668  
Old 04-10-2009, 06:24 PM
"Unnecessary"

American Pie 2
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  #3669  
Old 04-10-2009, 09:38 PM
"You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden about this. You know what hurts the most is the... the lack of respect. You know? That's what hurts the most. Except for the... Except for the other thing. That hurts the most. But the lack of respect hurts the second most."

Dirty Work
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  #3670  
Old 04-11-2009, 06:07 AM
"Jimmy, you gotta do something about this guy, and he's got no fucking respect for none of us."

Get Shorty
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  #3671  
Old 04-11-2009, 09:15 AM
"If I give a dog a bone, I don't wanna know how it tastes. Stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut yer fucken Jacobs off!"

Snatch
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  #3672  
Old 04-11-2009, 10:13 AM
"That's going to chafe my willy!"

Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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  #3673  
Old 04-11-2009, 10:29 AM
look at that....does that look like a rash to you?
deuce bigalow
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  #3674  
Old 04-11-2009, 10:53 AM
"That's never going to heal if you don't stop picking."

Batman Forever
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  #3675  
Old 04-11-2009, 11:18 AM
"Don't tell me my business devil woman!"

Happy Gilmore
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  #3676  
Old 04-11-2009, 11:35 AM
"Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"

The Wedding Singer
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  #3677  
Old 04-11-2009, 11:47 AM
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Borat
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  #3678  
Old 04-11-2009, 01:01 PM
i hope your'e not using the bathroom...the toilet doesn't work in there
dumb and dumber
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  #3679  
Old 04-11-2009, 02:16 PM
"Had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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  #3680  
Old 04-11-2009, 04:17 PM
"Do you want to play Battle Shits?"

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
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