Jessica Alba At The Beach!

[ElderPredator]

Hey everybody,

It's the start of a whole new year and my first contribution to the greatest forums ever will be this wonderful thread which is filled with very recent photos of Jessica Alba in a tight bikini at the beach. My friends, these photos prove that Jessica has a smokin' body. She may be a useless actress but man is her ass perfect.

So check them out below and try not to drool in your keyboard. (Apologies to RustyRazor & Scorpio in advance!)

[ElderPredator]

And here are a couple more....

[AWP82]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
(Apologies to RustyRazor & Scorpio in advance!)

You beat me to it!

[Tai Mai Jew]

all those kids are just gawking at her...

how weird.

[viking]

Not really weird, I could probably guess why.

[BorderEevilIII]

Is that guy tossing her salad?
Looks like cuz those boys in the backround are HELLA JEALOUS!

[Scorpio24]

What a whore. Not Jessica. You Elder. You big WHORE!!!!


EDIT: Although I dislike her I can appreciate the womans beauty. Even if she is geting a little skinny these days.

But still.......


Elder you're a whore.

[Mr.HyDe807]

I think those guys in the water may have to stay in for another 15 minutes

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by Scorpio24
What a whore. Not Jessica. You Elder. You big WHORE!!!!

EDIT: Although I dislike her I can appreciate the womans beauty. Even if she is geting a little skinny these days.

But still.......

Elder you're a whore.

Thank you very much Scorpio, I will continue in my whorish ways!

[JJFlamingo]

Nuthin like a good pussy-eatin to loosen a Goddess up...

[DarkKnight81]

Very nice!

[Weapon X]

I like the pink bikini top. It's cling-a-licious!

[daddiefatsacks]

lol the creeper in the back with the shades knows whats up!

[KillaMyers]

So has Alba forgotten what food is, or is she on a hunger strike?.......


Thanx for the pics though Elder.

[Shockwave]

Whats wrong with the way she looks?

It seems like everyone in Hollywood is labeld Anorexic nowadays if they are thin.


..ona side note, look at the little kid in the enlarged pic. Getting an eye full?

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by Tai Mai Jew
all those kids are just gawking at her...

And you wouldn't?

[DarkKnight81]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Whats wrong with the way she looks?

It seems like everyone in Hollywood is labeld Anorexic nowadays if they are thin.


..ona side note, look at the little kid in the enlarged pic. Getting an eye full?

ANOREXIC??? Jessical Alba? She's perfect.

[bankholdup]

[DareDevil]

This only gets brought out for special occasions

[echo_bravo]

Elder, you are a God among men.

And who gives a shit if she sucks at acting?! You want to watch a good actress? Go rent some Meryl Streep film.

[powersauce]

With this many posts in this 2 day old thread I'm surprised to see no posts from "The Rust" yet. I guess he must be on holiday vacation or something like that.

[ElderPredator]

Thanks a lot everybody, they're gorgeous photos!

[RustyRazor]

(Apologies to RustyRazor & Scorpio in advance!)


Post away, my photog friend.
I wouldn't deny others from viewing her one true talent.
I reserve all other comments to the RANT section.

[dennisv]

To be honest, I don't find her as hot as much I used to think she was when she was in the Idle Hands phase. I mean, don't get me wrong, she is attractive, I can see why. I think it's her brown hair, I like her more with dirty blonde hair. But dayum, in Idle Hands, *whistle*.






blondie

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by RustyRazor
(Apologies to RustyRazor & Scorpio in advance!)

Post away, my photog friend.
I wouldn't deny others from viewing her one true talent.
I reserve all other comments to the RANT section.

Thank you my friend, you're the best!

(I'll have your avatars up soon, I've been having a lot of trouble making them as I'm trying to make them small enough to post for you. Sorry for the wait bud!)

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by Shockwave
Whats wrong with the way she looks?

It seems like everyone in Hollywood is labeld Anorexic nowadays if they are thin.

Maybe he is thinking along the same lines as me. She's alot thinner than she used to be. And more to the point, people in Hollywood tend to go more down that route than any other.

[The Locnar]

Originally posted by Shockwave
..ona side note, look at the little kid in the enlarged pic. Getting an eye full?

...and beating his meat.

Yhea, her acting is so bad it makes me wanna stab her in the vagina with my penis.

[ElderPredator]

Originally posted by The Locnar
...and beating his meat.

Yhea, her acting is so bad it makes me wanna stab her in the vagina with my penis.

Same here dude, she makes me so mad that I'd flip her around and stab her from behind as well.

[Kings-Rook1]

I'll see your "at the beach" and raise ya a playing with ass at the beach.








and in a wet t-shirt...

[syxxpac]

My family has a history of heart problems. Just so you know - Elder, Hyde, King, Dennis - ... this thread COULD qualify as attempted murder.

Or would that be A Tempted Murder?

Hmm...

Whatever. Think about what you've done.

[JJFlamingo]

yum

[Mr.HyDe807]

In response to the recent photos from the new movie Jessica and the Crack (hahah get it, becuase her ass is show..yeah, ill shut up)

I think 40 year old Virgin can sum it up for me!

Andy: Theres somethign wrong with her underpants....

Cal: yeah, there not in my mouth.

Not...that i would put it in my mouth, because you know, theres....sand....and :runs away:

[therealjohng]

She didn't tell me she likes a finger in the butt, what the hell?

[Scorpio24]

Originally posted by therealjohng
She didn't tell me she likes a finger in the butt, what the hell?

You would have asked? TskTsk

Amature.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

What a great day.

[Brando @$$ Fat]

Originally posted by ElderPredator
Same here dude, she makes me so mad that I'd flip her around and stab her from behind as well.

I'd stab her in the mouth, ear, and I'd stab her another hole as well.

[Deadite914]

sorry EP, Kings-Rooks pics are alot more appealing

[Bonham]

Damnit. I need to go change my pants.

[RandalGraves]

Originally posted by Mr.HyDe807


I think those guys in the water may have to stay in for another 15 minutes

hahaha I was just thinking that, the look on their faces are priceless

[Jon Lyrik]

My penis just went red from beating it so hard.