The one actress I'd give anything to marry...

[EBastard]

from the July 2007 edition of Italian GQ, gentlemen I present to you all the woman who Angelina Jolie ALMOST owes her career to, the one and only...Asia Argento!

[Tagia_Romero]

I wish to share, for I also want to marry her. I don't condone her HEAVIER habits, but the woman's an individual and she defies so many conventions.

Bella, Asia.

[Donnie_Darko]

Wow... just... wow... you can have her...

I'll take Kate Beckinsale ANY day over her... and pretty much everybody else on the planet.

[bigred760]

Yeah, i never found Asia Argento hot, or even that attractive. I'll give her that she has her moments.

I'd take Beckinsale over her any day also.

[Jerk Shapiro]

I'll take both of them... on me... now.

[a7xfan]

beckinsale any fucking day

[EBastard]

Originally posted by Donnie_Darko
Wow... just... wow... you can have her...

I'll take Kate Beckinsale ANY day over her... and pretty much everybody else on the planet.

You...

Originally posted by bigred760
Yeah, i never found Asia Argento hot, or even that attractive. I'll give her that she has her moments.

I'd take Beckinsale over her any day also.

...and oh yes, you as well, sir...ARE TRIPPIN!

Why is Beckinsale being brought into all of this? I know she's hot and all, but she's already married!

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
I wish to share, for I also want to marry her. I don't condone her HEAVIER habits, but the woman's an individual and she defies so many conventions.

Bella, Asia.

Tagia, my Aussie Princess...do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't mind if all 3 of us got a little place together and...well, i'll let you fill in the rest.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS...BUT WHO WILL HE MARRY? AND WHO WILL BE HIS MISTRESS? THESE STORIES AND MORE, COMING SOON! SAME BASTARD TIME, SAME BASTARD CHANNEL!

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by EBastard


Tagia, my Aussie Princess...do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't mind if all 3 of us got a little place together and...well, i'll let you fill in the rest.



SHIVER ME TIMBERS...

THE BASTARD RETURNS...BUT WHO WILL HE MARRY? AND WHO WILL BE HIS MISTRESS? THESE STORIES AND MORE, COMING SOON! SAME BASTARD TIME, SAME BASTARD CHANNEL!

Perhaps, but it's one thing to handle the force of nature that is Asia, it's quite another to handle ME.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Donnie_Darko
Wow... just... wow... you can have her...

I'll take Kate Beckinsale ANY day over her... and pretty much everybody else on the planet.

That's so unfair, dude. It's like, like not wanting a Porsche because Ferrari exists.

Beckinsale is the hottest woman on this earth. Sorry for not adding a lot to the thread, but I sniffed a Kate Beckinsale picture in this general direction.

[Terror Australis]

Hands down I would marry Elisha Cuthbert!



So the rest of you better keep your hands of her 'cause she is mine!

[a7xfan]

yeah elisha cuthbert is hawt, sorry terror australis

i'd personally choose hayley williams from the band paramore for my wife lol, she is so hot

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Terror Australis
Hands down I would marry Elisha Cuthbert!



So the rest of you better keep your hands of her 'cause she is mine!

Oh you can keep her.

I still don't find that woman's insane appeal. I mean, she's definitely hot, but there are a thousand girls I'd rather do.
. . . like Kate Beckinsale.
Or Rose Byrne or Famke Janssen.

Those are off limits to everyone else and we got a deal. Len Wiseman can borrow Kate because he directed "Underworld" (what, that's not sexist ).

[zombievictim]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Oh you can keep her.

I still don't find that woman's insane appeal. I mean, she's definitely hot, but there are a thousand girls I'd rather do.
. . . like Kate Beckinsale.
Or Rose Byrne or Famke Janssen.

I agree completely. She's not THAT hot. I mean, guys go crazy for her and I just don't see it that much. I mean she's hot in Girl Next Door but everything else shes in, she's not that hot.

[Nathidamus]

For some strange reason I have always had a thing for Kate Winslet.
There is just something about a girl with curves that sets me off.
Elisha Cuthbert is hot though!

[Terror Australis]

I just found out that Elisha is single! Yes...The pieces are falling into place...



She will be mine. Oh yes...She WILL be mine...


Muhahahahahhaha!

[Scorpio24]

Aisa is unbelievably SEXY!!!!!! She's quite atractive too. She can't live with Kate in the looks stake but then Kate can't live with Aisa in the raw, fuck you i'm going to do what ever the fuck I like, then fuck you, then go on doing whatever the fuck I like attitude she got going on.

Cuthbert is sexy also but that's about its.

Beckinsdale looks a little cheeky on times as well mind you. And cheeky is GOOD. But Aisa pips it becaue she's got that danger going on and she's just a little scary. I love women with dark minds.

[AnakinSkywalker]

Originally posted by Terror Australis
I just found out that Elisha is single.

state your sources...before i head out to California and marry her.

[Terror Australis]

Not if I get there first!

Runs out the front door. Drives to the airport and gets on the next plane to the U.S.

[Tweek]

I would make horrible, unholy love to Elisha Cuthbert.

[therealjohng]

Originally posted by Donnie_Darko
Wow... just... wow... you can have her...

I'll take Kate Beckinsale ANY day over her... and pretty much everybody else on the planet.

Oh good god, get this hideous beast out of here!!!!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by therealjohng
Oh good god, get this hideous beast out of here!!!!

Beast is the right word.

Only because it'd justify what I'd do with her.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Beast is the right word.

Only because it'd justify what I'd do with her.

That's it! First Rose Byrne, now Kate Beckinsale. I challenge you to a duel! Will you accept or are you a coward?!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Tweek
That's it! First Rose Byrne, now Kate Beckinsale. I challenge you to a duel! Will you accept or are you a coward?!

*slaps Tweek across the face with iron gauntlet*

I accept.

[Tweek]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
*slaps Tweek across the face with iron gauntlet*

I accept.

Hey now! I was only talking in the heat of them moment.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
*slaps Tweek across the face with iron gauntlet*

I accept.

WOMAN BASHER!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
WOMAN BASHER!

Get 'im!

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally posted by Tweek
Get 'im!

Let's whack him with our purses!

[Tweek]

Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
Let's whack him with our purses!

-puts bricks in purse- Ready!

[X-Nightcrawler]

Don't you ladies hurt your feeble arms, now.

[Donnie_Darko]

I'll stand by Kate... and just cause she's married, doesn't mean I can't dream... right?

Now, Elisha is up there for me, and while she's not married, she's not single either. She's dating some hockey dork... boo!