Movies for the Bin

[Spoiledrichkid]

Hello friends,l am designating this post as the Fanticrap Bin. Myself,Blyns2 and some others already know what fanticrap is but if you dont it's a movie that is a mixture of fantasy and crap.Just deposit all fanticrapical movies here.

l will start off by first depositing:
Pokemon's first movie.
Mission to Mars.

(note:No movie is too old to be fanticrap)

[Raw Chili]

Would Supernova count???????

[Spoiledrichkid]

It would be a welcomed addition.

[Scarface]

I gotta tell ya. Next Friday was total crap. theres a new movie coming out this fall based on those Digimon things. U can add that before it even comes out.

[screamer581]

YES!!!!!!!! Next Friday was so bad!!!!!! Thank you Scarface, I hated that film. We can add Eye Of The Beholder too.

[Spoiledrichkid]

Yeah scarface, l saw a poster for that Digimon movie, its definitely bin worthy.l havent seen Next friday but l heard it so funny.Oh yeah l wanna throw in Stuart Little and Mousehunt (basically any movie starring computer-generated rodents)

[Raw Chili]

I kinda liked Stuart Little, wasn't that bad. But Mousehunt sucked, so I agree with you one that one.

[Crynot]

What about HollowMan? Cool FX but what a crappy story.

Crynot

[Crynot]

Wait. Next Friday, though a bad movie, isn't fantasy - so would it be in this section?

Crynot

Cause its crap.

[Scarface]

Computer generated mice.....that would have to include the Green Mile which definitely isn't bin worthy.

[Spoiledrichkid]

Good question, crynot. What classifies as fanticrap? Well if you mistook Next Friday as fanticrap, then it probably is.

And another ques for Crynot, why is it you always type your name at the bottom of your posts? habit? [img]/ubb/confused.gif[/img]

[retardinAz]

I kind of liked Next Friday. What did you guys not like about it?

[Spoiledrichkid]

Thats what l want to know.l havent seen it yet, but my cousin tells me its funny.

[Scarface]

It just wasn't funny. At some points i was forcing myself to laugh, which still didn't help. There were no laugh out loud funny parts or any funny parts period.

[Spoiledrichkid]

wow ,well in that case its definitely bin material.

[Lebowski]

Haven't seen Next Friday. So what about Office Killer. It was a sneak preview feature but I never heard of it again (thank god!!). Total crap.

[Scarface]

Big fucking Momma's House. The biggest load of crap (and biggest ass i might add) i've ever seen! Definitely bin material.

[Crynot]

I agree with Big Momma - horrible and predictable. The only good martin Lawrence film out there in my opinion is Nothing to Lose - funny as hell.

The reason Next Friday sucked was because Chris Tucker is a sell out - he's too much of a star now to take a smaller role but I garentee that if he would have been in that movie it would have done 5 times better. The mexicans in the movie are hilarious but Ice Cubes side kick is not funny at all.

Crynot

[Spoiledrichkid]

l agree with anyone who hated Big mamma's house. That was definitely my biggest waste of $6 for this summer...and l saw me,myself and lrene.

[Scarface]

Ya his sidekick wasn't funny at all. I also wanted a little poontang in the movie and got none. That woudl've made it at least a little bit better. I'm talking about Next Friday just to let ya know.

[hornytony]

What Lies Beneath

[QUENTIN]

Your joking right? A topic about fantasy-crap and no one mentions Battlefield Earth or Starship troopers. They are at the top of my fanti-crap list.

[Scarface]

The thing is Quentin, Starship Troopers was actually enjoyed by a handful of people (including me). But thats just my opinion. However, we're trying to add to movies that EVERYONE hated not just a few or a lot of people, but everyone.

[This message has been edited by Scarface (edited 08-17-2000).]

[QUENTIN]

Battlefield Earth, there are a few exceptions but almost everyone hates that. And besides there are some people who liked Next Friday, and some who loved What Lies Beneath. You are never going to find a movie everyone loves or everyone hates.

[Scarface]

I meant on this board, movies that everyone hated. Battlefield Earth was your own post. WTB, yes there are people who loved that so that wouldn't belong here. However, i am not the only one who liked Starship Troopers on this board so that would definitely outta place.

[BlynS2]

Tony, you've got to be kidding right? "Beneath" was hella good.

More Fanticrap Films:

1) Nutty Professor II: the Klumps
2) Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
3) The Exorcist: Part II
4) Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Billy Madison
5) Instinct
6) The Haunting (remake)
7) House on Haunted Hill (remake)
8) Godzilla (the latest one w/ Mathew Broderick)

[BlynS2]

Oh yeah, and Wild Wild West as well. Hanging Up and Analyze This if they count or not...?

[Spoiledrichkid]

is pokemon 2000 here? if not it should be, and l havent even seen it.

[screamfan]

no way blynS2, analyse this was an excellent movie!

[retardinAz]

Happy Gilmore was awesome. House on Haunted Hill was pretty good. Nutty Professor II was okay. Analyze This was pretty good. I would add Back to the Future Part 3 to the bin.

[Raw Chili]

Gilmore and Madison are funny, Analyze This was also funny. I thought Back to the Future 3 was ok. I would like to add Deep Impact, I hated that movie, I got so bored watching it.

[BlynS2]

Good choice Retard, I like Back to the Future as much as the next guy, but c'mon.

[Joe Bob Jim]

As I read the original post two movies popped right into my head:
Battlefield Earth
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle
I agree with Happy Gilmore, I liked it a first but the more I wathced it the less I actually like it, now i think it deserves the bin. Sleeper should be thrown in too.

[Spoiledrichkid]

l may be 2 young, but what/who is Sleeper?

[HomerSimpson]

I think Joe Bob Jim is talking about the great Woody Allen classic comedy film Sleeper, but I sure hope he's talking about another one cause this one dont deserve the bin at all!

[This message has been edited by HomerSimpson (edited 08-22-2000).]

[Joe Bob Jim]

I am talking about Woddy Allen's Sleeper. The movie has a good begin but it just doesn't follow throught the whole movie. I stopped watching it becuase it got to dumb and not really all that funny.
*spoilers* *spoilers*
Finding that volkswagon was toatlly outta wack. Then best part is when he first woke up and acted all scerwy like he was drunk.

I would also like to nominate Titan A.E. I thought that movie was really stupid.

[This message has been edited by Joe Bob Jim (edited 08-22-2000).]

[HomerSimpson]

Titan A.E., now that I agree with! Overrated piece of crap sci-fi filled with mind-numbing stupidity.

[Scarface]

I may be alone on this so it may be wrong to add this to the bin although someone else already mentioned it...

What Lies Beneath sucked my ass

[Spoiledrichkid]

l cant belive l almost forgot this movie, this movie is one the reasons that the phrase fanticrap was created...THE FACULTY! AAAAAHHHAHAH NO ELIJAH!,NO USHER! YOU CANT ACT! STOOOOOOPPP! [img]/ubb/eek.gif[/img]