The Key To Inner Peace REVEALED!

[John Galt]

I found this in an old email of mine. I feel it's even more relevant now.


INNER PEACE---

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Grey Goose, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both the Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some chips and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

[BadCoverVersion]

Dr. Phil knows his shit.

*finishes half a pack of out-of-date prawns and applying for that crippling bank loan*

[Tweek]

Damn it! I didn't finish that coffee I started drinking this morning. And now it's in the trash. Nooooooo!

[Reigh Kaufman]

Ignore this post.

[FireCaptain4]

Well, looks like I'm headed back to the bedroom to finish my masturbation session I didn't complete this morning.