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Old 03-29-2013, 05:34 AM
Man with the largest penis reaches out to Jon Hamm

The man with the world's largest penis has a heart that's just as big.

Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5-inch male sex organ is recognized as the world's biggest, has heard about how actor Jon Hamm is bothered by the attention being paid to the size of his own genitals and wants to offer his support.

Falcon, 42, deals with cheers and jeers on a regular basis, and said that Hamm's penis may not be the problem.

"I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls," Falcon told The Huffington Post. "Balls cause the most bulges. His penis is not going down his pant leg like mine."

Falcon has been known to wear bicycle shorts to accentuate the goods, but other times he takes pains to distract attention from his crotch by keeping his wallet, keys and other objects in his pockets.

"I prefer constriction myself," Falcon said. "As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."

He may not like the attention, but Hamm hasn't had the experience of Falcon, who was frisked by TSA officials who were convinced the bulge in his pants was a weapon.

Falcon said Hamm would be better treating any comments with good humor and silence. "He needs to just nod and chuckle, but not answer any questions," Falcon said.




http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:47 AM
Geez, the balls on that guy!.....Pun intended?
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:15 PM
There seems to be a lot of talk about Jon Hamm's penis recently. You might say the topic has been on everyone's lips.
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Old 03-29-2013, 10:43 PM
I seriously don't remember ever reaching out to Jon Hamm...!!
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Old 03-29-2013, 11:56 PM
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I seriously don't remember ever reaching out to Jon Hamm...!!
Well is yours measured, documented and registered with the NPA? (National Penis Association) This article is referring to that other guy who's claiming the title, but if you're in the running you need to get on that and knock him off the block.
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Old 03-30-2013, 08:54 AM
Ah that is one very big penis and what would the length be if he has a erection I think if he was having sex with a woman it might be uncomfortable because he does not say whether he is married or not Plus you would have to see the ball sack in a photo to know if there huge Anyway l am only having a opinion on this grins
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:33 AM
This guy seems like a maaaaasssive douchebag. He has a punchable face if I have ever seen one.
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:02 AM
Well if this guy has a massive penis and knows how to cope with it and wants to share his experiences I don't think there is nothing wrong with that I wonder if penis size does worry them l know women don't get concerned as men do in this area
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Old 03-30-2013, 11:40 AM
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This guy seems like a maaaaasssive douchebag. He has a punchable face if I have ever seen one.
I've seen/read some interviews with him and he seems like a pretty nice guy. There was a lengthy (he he) interview with him in Rolling Stone a little while back that was pretty interesting. He also ah an appearance on The Daily Show that was pretty funny.

He's actually a really big nerd. I think he might still run an MMO or some kind of gaming website/blog.
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Old 03-30-2013, 12:46 PM
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I've seen/read some interviews with him and he seems like a pretty nice guy. There was a lengthy (he he) interview with him in Rolling Stone a little while back that was pretty interesting. He also ah an appearance on The Daily Show that was pretty funny.

He's actually a really big nerd. I think he might still run an MMO or some kind of gaming website/blog.
lol the Daily Show clip was pretty funny. Samantha has guts going out in public with that get-up on. I guess he has a good sense of humor about it all anyway. You'd have to it. Going public about it is weird though and probably not going to help him in his job search if he's against the porn option.
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:51 PM
Am I the only one thinking, "13.5? Well. I HAVE to see this fucking thing."
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:13 PM
Well if it is the biggest penis you would have thought there would be a exclusive photo of it plus he talks about how it feels but if it was that big wouldn't it be uncortable to control in a pair of trousers when you pack it all in
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:54 PM
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Am I the only one thinking, "13.5? Well. I HAVE to see this fucking thing."
At that point, I think that would be more of a burden than something to brag about.
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Old 03-30-2013, 11:10 PM
I think men with a average penis shouldn't be jeolous of this or feel burden by it he might have got plastic surgery to have it expanded Plus l I think a lot of women would prefer a shorter version which would be comfortable plus how wide would it be across
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:01 AM
Unless a guy is looking for a job with Barnum and Bailey I can't imagine anyone being envious of that.
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:18 AM
His wiki page is pretty funny:

Jonah Adam Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is a United States actor and writer from New York City. He came to national attention in the early 2000s for his large penis.[1]

Also:

Falcon appeared in Just My Luck as Dean Cochran's best man during the wedding scene, and also worked on the films Eddie, A Beautiful Mind, Death to Smoochy and The Good Shepherd.

Interesting...

I heard him once on an Xbox podcast. The guy is a nerd through and through. He even has a high pitched, slightly whiny voice.
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:26 AM
Didn't Russell Crowe star in the movie a beautiful mind if so l have seen this movie and the actor who has a big penis was in it l will have to rewatch it and see what his acting was like Okay side note if a man with a 13,something penis wanted to use a condom l am sure you would have a size condom to fit if there was he would rip it I am being serious is there a condom to fit all size
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:53 AM
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His wiki page is pretty funny:

Jonah Adam Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is a United States actor and writer from New York City. He came to national attention in the early 2000s for his large penis.[1]

Also:

Falcon appeared in Just My Luck as Dean Cochran's best man during the wedding scene, and also worked on the films Eddie, A Beautiful Mind, Death to Smoochy and The Good Shepherd.

Interesting...

I heard him once on an Xbox podcast. The guy is a nerd through and through. He even has a high pitched, slightly whiny voice.
hahaha this is all so funny! He's a writer and actor but came to national attention due to his large penis. I wonder when the family gathers for holidays if this is a topic of conversation or they all look everywhere else but there.

So he got cast in all those movies to be the largely endowed guy? Talk about being typecast. What was the podcast discussion about? This topic?
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Old 03-31-2013, 12:56 AM
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Didn't Russell Crowe star in the movie a beautiful mind if so l have seen this movie and the actor who has a big penis was in it l will have to rewatch it and see what his acting was like
Yeah, I saw A Beautiful Mind but for some reason hardly remember that movie.
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