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Old 12-15-2009, 01:22 PM
The Man Thread

Be Manly!



Talk about the Manly stuff you do.

Like ripping your chest hair out with your bare hands, eating t bone steaks raw, and kicking children.
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Old 12-15-2009, 02:23 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
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Old 12-15-2009, 02:35 PM
I like gristle! It's fuckin delicious!
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:08 PM
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I like gristle! It's fuckin delicious!
I eat people eating gristle for fucking breakfast. Then I shit 'em and spread it around my territory. Grrr!

Being a man is a tough job.

True.
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:46 PM
Kicking children is manly?

Unless you mean baby seals. Then I'm down with that.
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:27 PM
Abusing any animal isn't manly. It's cowardly, retarded and completely unnecessary
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:42 PM
Here's to being manly!

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Old 12-15-2009, 05:03 PM
Fabio? I bet he doesn't look like that now

Adjusting one's self is um manly?

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Old 12-15-2009, 05:05 PM
I'm not a boy, I'm a MAN

I want this thread to be a place where real men can act tough over the internet.


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I like gristle! It's fuckin delicious!
What's that supposed to mean guy? Are you hitting on my girlfriend? If you are I'm gonna hit on you. Literally. As in I mean to strike you with my fist. I'm referencing the figurative phrase "to hit on someone", which means to engage them romantically or sexually, and turning it around to a literal threat where I will actually hit you. That's what I mean so you better watch yourself if you know what's good for you.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:45 PM
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Win.
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:16 PM
I just fucked some hot bitch, yeah....I'm THE Man.
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:28 PM
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Talk about the Manly stuff you do.
-I drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol, especially beer (manly)
-I watch porn and jerk off (manly)
-I smoke a lot of herb (.. manly?)
-Watch hockey (manly)

Oh and about six months ago I fucked a pretty attractive girl a couple of times. I guess that's really manly. Based on my experience it should be another 2 and 1/2 years until I once again attain that level of manliness - I rule!
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:32 PM
What is considered "manly" is purely subjective and can be sexist...

That being said, I love my T&A!

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Old 12-15-2009, 06:40 PM
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:55 PM
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:59 PM
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NO GIRLS ALLOWED! GET OUTTA HERE, WOMAN!

























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Old 12-15-2009, 08:01 PM


It's good to see that this is making a comeback. Ever since Hillary and Sarah Palin, women started to think they had a voice. We need to put them back in their place.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:13 PM
^And there you took a fun thread one step too far
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:16 PM
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^And there you took a fun thread one step too far
I disagree! NOT FAR ENOUGH!
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:35 PM
foods with no trans fats are for FUCKING PUSSiES
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:40 PM
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I disagree! NOT FAR ENOUGH!

I'm sorry for spraying estrogen everywhere.
I won't return until I've grown a mustache.
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Old 12-15-2009, 08:59 PM
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foods with no trans fats are for FUCKING PUSSiES

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Old 12-15-2009, 09:04 PM
It feels so great to be a real man's man and let it all hang loose. I love it!

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Old 12-15-2009, 09:12 PM
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...uh there a reason why you put my avatar in your post
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:33 PM
This weekend my buddies and I got chopped and watched some old school Van Damme movies. Doesn't get much more manlier then that.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:34 PM
Now you're a man
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:55 PM
The definition of a man:

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Old 12-15-2009, 11:41 PM
Let's talk about:


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Old 12-15-2009, 11:53 PM
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Let's talk about:


The only good chicks are...

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Old 12-16-2009, 12:32 AM
You know what you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Spoiler:
Nothing, if the bitch didn't listen to you the first two times why would she now?
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Old 12-16-2009, 12:53 AM
I just went to the bathroom and left the toilet seat up!

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Old 12-16-2009, 02:50 AM
Yeah, men! Gotta have big fucking balls, man!



No, I mean, big balls for fucking!



Yeah, dude! Hi-5! Men rule!

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Old 12-16-2009, 03:15 AM
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Let's talk about:


For the Love of Ray J.

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Tweek, we watch the same show!
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:14 AM
Argh, I love this thread. I've had such a manly week already.

I started out by watching some football *WOOOOOOOO*



Then I tuned in for some wrestling *HELL YEAH*



And finally, I went to the gym for some strength training with my spotter, Sven.



And tonight, Sven said I could ride with him on his Harley Davidson and we're gonna have a couple of Schmitt's beers later. *ALL RIGHT!*
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Old 12-16-2009, 11:01 AM
Yo, some dude said to me "Whatcha looking at punk?"

You know what I said? Do you know......what I said?

I said......and I quote....."not much."

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Old 12-16-2009, 12:43 PM
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And tonight, Sven said I could ride with him on his Harley Davidson and we're gonna have a couple of Schmitt's beers later. *ALL RIGHT!*
Hahahaha. That totally made my morning dude.
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:23 PM
This thread needs moar babes and bikes...
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Old 12-16-2009, 01:27 PM
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:36 PM
I once received a happy ending from a hot Asian masseuse.
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:15 PM

I floss my teeth with barbwire!

I didnt get circumsized until last month! "PAIN DONT HURT"
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