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Old 12-28-2009, 05:47 PM
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We should just merge this thread with the porn thread.
Technically, I think the most appropriate thing would be to merge the porn thread with the gadget thread, then merge with this thread. Maybe throw in the car thread.
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  #82  
Old 12-28-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by echo_bravo View Post
Men have to be smart, successful (coughWEALTHYcough), funny, be a provider, have a nice body/face, relatively tall, be a God in bed etc etc. Maybe its just an American thing, but this is just what I have noticed. Even some of my female friends tell me this.
Nah I'm gonna side with women having it tougher. I think the whole focus on girls being skinny is because due to the development of the porn industry, Playboy and other such things women get the impression that they have to have that specific hourglass figure to look good--hence the fact that they diet and get surgery a lot more than we do.

What you said about the demands on men is a little true. Whenever I listen to a girl list what she wants in a man I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or just jump off a cliff. However, when it actually comes down to it the man she settles with ticks two of those boxes at the most. Wealth and power will always "win a girl's heart" faster than anything else, but I'd say that's the only thing we really have to strive for, there are loads of ugly, unfunny, unintelligent, 'unproviding', short (can't speak for the bedroom thing) men out there with great girlfriends/wives; women definitely have it worse.

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And then a guilty pleasure

Absolutely.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:53 PM
lol

I like that we can talk about a pressuring and insulting gender culture in the same breath we call some woman our guilty pleasure because she's bigger than the rest.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:07 PM
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I like that we can talk about a pressuring and insulting gender culture in the same breath we call some woman our guilty pleasure because she's bigger than the rest.
Heh, no. You have it all wrong matey.

I only put 'guilty pleasure' because she isn't the most attractive woman, It's her humour that I find the most attractive thing about her..

I actually prefer the hourglass figure on women. I hate the skinny look and like my women to be actual women with curves.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:21 PM
^Be honest, how much of it is because she voices Lois?

But I'm no high horse lord of manners. I can talk on and on about my disgust for the pressures weighing down women to lose weight- I'd still choose a healthy woman over an unhealthy woman, so whether I like myself for it or not I'm part of the problem.
Although I'm laying the guilt on a little too thick. It's good to be attracted to health because that attraction will promote health.

Bottom line: three cheers for guys whose dicks are smart enough to rise to the occasion of curves instead of poky ribcages. Yeah?
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Shinigami, excellent points dude.
I gotta ask how old you are? You mentioned that you are relatively young and you've never been in a serious relationship. You sound like a younger version of myself

If you are indeed in college then its waaaay different. No chick gives a crap about how much you make a year, chicks in college are all about hooking up. Like Easy E once said "college girls are easy"
I am 26 (soon to be 27) and believe me, woman over the age of 25 get way more selective and picky. Now I have no problem with refusing to simply settle but holy shit some of these chicks are D E L U S I O N A L! Many of them are holding out for some young George Clooney ER doctor to come along and sweep them off their feet and have him take of all their needs (aka being provided for and being able to spend tons of his money and not have to work)
I sometimes have to bite my tongue when I hear these delusional chicks blabber on about what they demand in a partner/future husband. I mean, sure some of them are quite pretty but jeez you arent J-LO sweetie!

I do think the fashion industry is deplorable esp with their idea of beauty. Whenever I hear a chick say she wishes she looked like Kate Moss or someother ridiculously skinny model, I always try to reassure them that the fashion world is ran by gay guys and old hags. Straight dudes like curves (Beyounce, J-Lo, Salma Hayek etc etc)
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:15 PM
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I like that we can talk about a pressuring and insulting gender culture in the same breath we call some woman our guilty pleasure because she's bigger than the rest.
Damn you.

I actually hate the phrase guilty pleasure, I was just agreeing that Alex Borstein is attractive.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:19 PM
Peeing standing up rules!


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  #89  
Old 12-28-2009, 10:21 PM
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^
So we have homer and seth rogen and adam sandler. They have marge and katherine heigl and that hot chick from Zohan.
It's not fair. Even the "ideal" men in romantic comedies are pretty low standards to hit.
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They also have Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda to look up to. Dont ask me how I know those names.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:42 PM
I would fuck Alex Borstein into a coma, and then I'd fuck her out of it.
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:05 AM
Love it when one hot woman feels up another hot woman. In case you're wondering. This scene is from the movie Taxi


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Old 12-29-2009, 01:14 AM
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I would fuck Alex Borstein into a coma, and then I'd fuck her out of it.
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  #93  
Old 12-29-2009, 04:42 AM
I kinda got in trouble for going over to The Woman Thread and posting the statement "I luvs me da womens. Especially when they's naked".
And for some reason, getting in trouble like that made me feel "extra-manly".
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:49 AM
Although I said that she isn't the most attractive woman i've seen, I still find Borstein one hot piece of A.

I second what Smiert said. I would do great things to her, Terrible...but great.
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