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Old 02-07-2010, 12:30 PM
McDonald's McSkillet: GONE. Replaced with horseshit.



WHAT THE FUCK. The only reason for me to EVER go to McDonald's before 10:30 in the morning is now GONE.

This morning I went to McDonald's to get the family some breakfast only to find that the McSkillet burrito has been removed from their menu. Adding insult to injury, they have replaced this item with some horseshit called "The Mini McSkillet".

This Mini McSkillet is a complete crock up the ass. It's nothing more than a disgusting Kraft single cheese roll-up with sauce. Inside the burrito you will find barely a few pieces of someone else's regurgitated breakfast spewed back into a tortilla.

If I had 10 reasons to live this morning, I'm now down to 9. You know, it's one thing to take one of my favorite things in the world away from me. It really is. It's another thing to take one of my favorite things in this world away from me and try to replace it with a fucking dildo of shit. And that's exactly what this new mini McSkillet is: a long shit turd that's been frozen long enough to be fucked in the ass with.

This is like going to your hidden porn stash (teens and married men can relate) only to find a note from some fuck digger that says, "WERE SORRY. ALL OF PORNO HAS BEEN DISCONUNTINED. PLEASE TRY OUR SHE-MALE COLLECTION. HAVE NICE DAY."

Fuck McDonald's. Fuck everything they have. I'm done fucking with their Angus Burgers, too. Why bother? As soon as I'm hooked, they're going to be replaced with something ridiculous like a chicken nugget snack wrap so that their menu can be improved in a more cost-effective manner.

If anyone out there still has the McSkillet burrito at their local McDonald's, buy one now. Please. Get one and hold it while you still can. Cherish it. Relish it. Love it like it's going to be your last because it probably and most certainly is.

Last edited by TheDeadWalk; 02-07-2010 at 12:32 PM..
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:43 PM
Looks pretty gross.
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Old 02-07-2010, 12:55 PM

Awesomely hillarious thread. A-fucking-men brother. I can't stand it when restaurants take what is obviously a goldmine and either discontinue it or like you said, replace it with shit.

I nearly flipped the fuck out and brought an AK into a Wendy's for discontinuing their Buffaloe/BBQ sauce coated chicken sandwiches. Those things were fucking BANGING, I cannot fucking comprehend why they discontinued that shit.

Fuck you capitalism.
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Old 02-07-2010, 01:29 PM
It's like when Cadbury's discontinued the Wispa. It's back now, but during those 5 years I was suicidal.
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Old 02-07-2010, 01:29 PM
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WHAT THE FUCK. The only reason for me to EVER go to McDonald's before 10:30 in the morning is now GONE.

This morning I went to McDonald's to get the family some breakfast only to find that the McSkillet burrito has been removed from their menu. Adding insult to injury, they have replaced this item with some horseshit called "The Mini McSkillet".

This Mini McSkillet is a complete crock up the ass. It's nothing more than a disgusting Kraft single cheese roll-up with sauce. Inside the burrito you will find barely a few pieces of someone else's regurgitated breakfast spewed back into a tortilla.

If I had 10 reasons to live this morning, I'm now down to 9. You know, it's one thing to take one of my favorite things in the world away from me. It really is. It's another thing to take one of my favorite things in this world away from me and try to replace it with a fucking dildo of shit. And that's exactly what this new mini McSkillet is: a long shit turd that's been frozen long enough to be fucked in the ass with.

This is like going to your hidden porn stash (teens and married men can relate) only to find a note from some fuck digger that says, "WERE SORRY. ALL OF PORNO HAS BEEN DISCONUNTINED. PLEASE TRY OUR SHE-MALE COLLECTION. HAVE NICE DAY."

Fuck McDonald's. Fuck everything they have. I'm done fucking with their Angus Burgers, too. Why bother? As soon as I'm hooked, they're going to be replaced with something ridiculous like a chicken nugget snack wrap so that their menu can be improved in a more cost-effective manner.

If anyone out there still has the McSkillet burrito at their local McDonald's, buy one now. Please. Get one and hold it while you still can. Cherish it. Relish it. Love it like it's going to be your last because it probably and most certainly is.
This is why I go to ol' reliable Chick-Fil-A for breakfast. Chicken biscuit and chicken mini's hollaaaa.
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Old 02-07-2010, 02:26 PM
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Looks pretty gross.
Most things at McDonalds do...
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Old 02-07-2010, 04:07 PM

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WHAT THE FUCK. The only reason for me to EVER go to McDonald's before 10:30 in the morning is now GONE.


If I had 10 reasons to live this morning, I'm now down to 9. You know, it's one thing to take one of my favorite things in the world away from me. It really is. It's another thing to take one of my favorite things in this world away from me and try to replace it with a fucking dildo of shit. And that's exactly what this new mini McSkillet is: a long shit turd that's been frozen long enough to be fucked in the ass with.

This is like going to your hidden porn stash (teens and married men can relate) only to find a note from some fuck digger that says, "WERE SORRY. ALL OF PORNO HAS BEEN DISCONUNTINED. PLEASE TRY OUR SHE-MALE COLLECTION. HAVE NICE DAY."

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haha great stuff. This shit made me laugh.
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Old 02-07-2010, 06:40 PM
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Everything at every fast food restaurant does...
Fixed.

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Old 02-07-2010, 08:42 PM
Yeah, stoners are getting robbed of their precious maystays in Mikey D's



:P
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Old 02-07-2010, 09:49 PM
I work at Mcdonalds in Huron,SD. We still sell them. Angus burgers are good
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Old 02-08-2010, 10:52 AM
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I work at Mcdonalds in Huron,SD. We still sell them. Angus burgers are good
I am packing my shit right now.
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Old 02-08-2010, 11:47 AM
Hell, I'm ready to propose marriage to Ray Kroc's corpse for the introduction of the dollar breakfast menu.

Pretty much the only breakfast food I like of theirs is the sausage, so to be able to grab a sausage biscuit or McMuffin on the way to work is an ingenious means of making my ass fatter than it already is.
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Old 02-08-2010, 01:15 PM
i wonder why they replaced a full sized one with a mini one?
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:02 PM
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i wonder why they replaced a full sized one with a mini one?
Look at it. That's not food - that's a case for Erin Brockovich.
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:33 PM
Try a Mcgriddle they are Fantastic! Don't get it with cheese or anything just sausage.
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:46 PM
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Hell, I'm ready to propose marriage to Ray Kroc's corpse for the introduction of the dollar breakfast menu.

Pretty much the only breakfast food I like of theirs is the sausage, so to be able to grab a sausage biscuit or McMuffin on the way to work is an ingenious means of making my ass fatter than it already is.

This.

And now that large coffee's are also a $1, I can get a complete meal (2 sausage biscuits and a large coffee) for $3 and change.

It's amazing!
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Old 02-10-2010, 04:17 PM
I still haven't forgiven McDonald's for getting rid of their McRib the bastards.
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:59 PM
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I still haven't forgiven McDonald's for getting rid of their McRib the bastards.
I thought they turned that into a seasonal item? If so, you at least have something to look forward to.
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:31 AM
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I thought they turned that into a seasonal item? If so, you at least have something to look forward to.
I dunno. The McDonald's in my area hasn't had it in years.
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Old 02-13-2010, 05:17 PM
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Try a Mcgriddle they are Fantastic! Don't get it with cheese or anything just sausage.
Love me some McGriddles.

Though I prefer the sausage, egg & cheese.
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Old 02-13-2010, 07:30 PM
Mcgriddles smell awesome right out of the oven & along w/ fresh cooked bacon & cookies
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