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Old 09-04-2010, 01:15 PM
Piranha 3D: The Sequel (2012)

Piranha 3D: The Sequel Mulls Celeb Deaths

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Source: NY Post September 3, 2010

Dimension looks to have found its new horror cash cow. (Michael Myers, who?)

That's right. The studio is high on Piranha 3D. A sequel, Piranha 3D: The Sequel, is in the works and the NY Post says Dimension is going to be putting up a poll for fans.

Fans had so much fun seeing a Joe Francis-like character (played by Jerry O'Connell) have his manhood chomped off and fly across the theater, they'll be asked to participate in an online contest to vote for the celebrity they'd like to see eaten, or killed by other methods, in the sequel.

Of course, we'll alert you when this poll goes live.
http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=16426
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Old 09-05-2010, 01:40 AM
There are so many to choose from, i don't know if could only pick one. I would say that pixie looking Bieber guy is at the top of the list but i don't see him signing on to a movie like this, especially if it's only to get eviscerated.

I'm definitely joining that poll, it's a great idea.

A dark horse pick would be Howard Stern, he probably thinks he's too cool though and he would want way too much money.

A fantasy pick would no doubt be Palin, imagine seeing that ?
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:53 PM
Awesome!
I agree on Howard Stern, that would be awesome.
Maybe they should throw someone in there that no one would expect, like Jim Carey or Adam Sandler. haha
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Old 09-09-2010, 10:43 PM
I would have to go with someone like Arnie, or Sean Connery
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Old 09-16-2010, 07:14 PM
Another marketing gimmick, but to keep in the mood I'm voting Paris Hilton to have her arse eaten off by a giant flesh eating fish. Maybe Timmy Cruise would be worth a vote.
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Old 09-17-2010, 06:31 PM
I say Matthew Lillaird.
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Old 10-19-2010, 10:29 PM
Wild Card to Direct Upcoming Piranha 2

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Source: Deadline October 19, 2010

Dimension Films is reuniting with the Feast team for Piranha 3 DD (get it?).

That's right, Feast trilogy director John Gulager and writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan are coming together for the sequel to Alex Aja's Piranha 3D. A follow-up was quickly announced a few days after the first film's release in August.

Aja's entry was a ribald mix of blood and boobs. In the hands of the Feast fellas...God help us all come August 2011 when the sequel hits theaters.
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http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=16930
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:29 PM
Piranha 3DD Bites Into Official Release Date

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It looks like the sequel to Piranha 3D will not be snagging a similar August release date after all.

Dimension Films announced Piranha 3DD is going to open on September 16, 2011. And, so far, it looks to be the only horror film being released that month. A few other titles populated September, but were reshuffled to earlier or later dates.

John Gulager (Feast) will direct the sequel based on a script by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton.
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http://shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=17346
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Old 12-06-2010, 11:34 PM
Better later than never.
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Old 12-22-2010, 01:19 PM
Official title: Piranha 3DD
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Old 12-24-2010, 03:51 PM
Awesome title. I hope there are even more pornstars than before in this one.
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Old 12-28-2010, 09:54 AM
^^^If so, bring in Sasha Grey
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Old 12-29-2010, 02:04 PM
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Official title: Piranha 3DD
Crappy title if you ask me. They didn't even think of anything noteworthy. The title of the original sequel Piranha II: The Spawning sounded better.
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Old 12-31-2010, 01:34 PM
I don't mind the title too much as long as they deliver on it. Lots and lots of boobs.
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Old 01-02-2011, 04:05 PM
I can not wait to get remake on dvd, i am really looking forward to this movie.
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Old 06-02-2012, 11:27 AM
This movie is finally out and it's getting ripped apart by critics and well, pretty much everyone.

It's not on the same quality level as the remake and it really doesn't take itself seriously...but what can I say, I fuckin' enjoyed it!

It delivers on the boobs/comedy but the horror definitely comes second.

It's so stupid yet so fun at the same time. Just turn off your brain for awhile, have a few drinks and watch with some friends, it won't disappoint.
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:54 PM
Saw the remake in 2010 and enjoyed it. Excellent 3D and gore. Didn't care for the nudity/sex/porn plot, but tolerated it. Got the movie on DVD and turned it off after 20 mintues. Tolerated that nonsense in theaters but not on DVD. Yeah, I really am that one guy in the crowd who doesn't watch horror movies for the sex and nudity. I guess I'm weird .

Saw the trailer for Piranha 3DD. My gosh, there is nothing suttle about that title! The water park setting is fitting. David Hasslehoff as a lifeguard, or himself, I'm not sure. That almost sells the movie itself. Alas, plenty of nudity and the whole enchalada. Don't feel compelled to see this. Unless I'm starving for movie theater popcorn by then, or there's a quiet weekend in that month and need to get out of the house.
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Old 06-03-2012, 04:49 PM
This is one of those movies I saw listed in HD Movies on my On Demand service. Released to watch On Demand same day as it hits theatres apparently. Saw the box office number it pulled and it was abysmal. I'd still like to check it out, happy I can watch it at home without messing with going to the theatre.
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Old 06-03-2012, 11:47 PM
Wow. 70 minutes. Straight-to-video effort thrown into theaters at the last moment. Extremeley low-budget effort compared to the remake. And one star from Arrow. Sounds like seeing the remake was more than enough. How is it that good movies, like the "Piranha" remake at least in the atmosphere of the theater, rake up money but don't bother to spare any of that $$$ for the budget of the sequel? Whatever the reason, it doesn't matter. Do not feel compelled to see it the new one anyway.
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Old 06-04-2012, 06:58 AM
It was pretty terrible overall. Only Hasslehoff was remotely funny with his Baywatch spoof one-liners. Like Duke said , at only 70 minutes ( +10 min of bloopers in the credits) this movie feels rushed and low bugdet.

Also , I dont get the hype around Katrina Bowden. She is cute but incredibly retarded as an actress. She was barely passable in D&TvE but she is a pain to watch here (at least she's not onscreen that much) .
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:59 AM
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This movie is finally out and it's getting ripped apart by critics and well, pretty much everyone.

It's not on the same quality level as the remake and it really doesn't take itself seriously...but what can I say, I fuckin' enjoyed it!

It delivers on the boobs/comedy but the horror definitely comes second.

It's so stupid yet so fun at the same time. Just turn off your brain for awhile, have a few drinks and watch with some friends, it won't disappoint.
Man, I was really bummed by all the comments I've read about it, including Arrow's review because I really enjoyed the original and I LOVED Feast, so mixing the two sounded like heaven in my mind.

You post gives me hope that I still might enjoy it though, MistAh BlistAh. Hell, I still managed to find fun in the two Feast sequels and no one likes those. I'll probably still check it out on BD if it's cheap enough and has some decent extras (which it probably won't since it flopped so bad). Or I'll just wait until it's on cable, but I will see it eventually.
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Old 06-24-2012, 02:09 PM
Ehhh....it's pretty lousy but if you're not expecting much you might enjoy it. It doesn't really get good until the last 20 minutes or so.
David Hasselhoff is frickin' hilarious (really, he's the best part of the movie), and David Koechner and Ving Rhames are funny in their small parts.
I knew this movie was in trouble as soon as I heard the "Feast" guy was directing. I'm sorry but those are NOT good movies.
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