Toilets

[God of War]

Toilets go by many different names. In Australia they are often called dunny, shithouse, can, loo, john, crapper.
Other names they go by are latrine, lavatory, head, netty, bog. And there are also even more.
Does your bathroom reflect your personality? Feel free to post pics if you are so inclined. hahaha.

[Tagia_Romero]

Y'know, as long as it can take a loaf and can flush, I'm not that fussy about where I do my urinating and excreting.

[Matchbox225]

I always loved the japanese toilets.

Robotic Toilets









The Squatter Toilet

[God of War]

Originally Posted by Tagia_Romero

as long as it can take a loaf

Ok. I got a very unsettling image in my mind's eye when I read that line.

...LOAF?

And, Matchbox225. I aint sitting my fat ass on no robot dunny. It may malfunction, and grab my you know whats, and rip them off.

What a nightmare.... I swear I saw something like that in a horror movie. Haha.

[SS-Block]

A pmsing, pagan worshipping toilet. Nightmarish. I wouldn't be surprised if it talked/nagged. "Oh so you just gonna leave the seat up!!!!! FINE!!!!!" *slams it herself* *opens moments later to nag some more* The real scary stuff occurs when you hear stomping down the stairs, and you're the only real person home. Holy shit!

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally Posted by God of War

Ok. I got a very unsettling image in my mind's eye when I read that line.

...LOAF?

You know, LOAF.. a big, thick, stinking poo, like if you've eaten a lot of All Bran and when you go to the loo, it comes dropping out like a brick of wholesome fibre.

[Tweek]

I call it "the place where I spend most of my time".

[God of War]

Originally Posted by Tagia_Romero

You know, LOAF.. a big, thick, stinking poo, like if you've eaten a lot of All Bran and when you go to the loo, it comes dropping out like a brick of wholesome fibre.

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no. I saw this loaf sized turd in my head. It was the JAWS of turds. It devours other turds. It has no natural enemies except for the FLUSH. It scared me alot. A poo the size of a loaf of bread is pretty scary. Especially when that would clog the s-bend. I seen that at school once. This dunny was piled high with shit to the lid. And nobody could flush it. It had to be pumped. I've never laughed so much in my life.

Like Jeff Goldblum once said; "Now, that is one BIG pile of shit."

[xseanymacx]

I like the ones at the Detroit airport, they have automatic toilet seat covers and dispensers.

[Tweek]

Originally Posted by xseanymacx

I like the ones at the Detroit airport, they have automatic toilet seat covers and dispensers.

Demonry!

[The Postmaster General]

Originally Posted by Tagia_Romero

You know, LOAF.. a big, thick, stinking poo, like if you've eaten a lot of All Bran and when you go to the loo, it comes dropping out like a brick of wholesome fibre.

To make things less complicated, I believe you are referring to what the Bristol Stool Chart refers to as a "Type 5."

http://www.urmc.rochester.edu/ctsi/r...StoolScale.jpg

Please identify and report back with your findings.

[Tagia_Romero]

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General

To make things less complicated, I believe you are referring to what the Bristol Stool Chart refers to as a "Type 5."

http://www.urmc.rochester.edu/ctsi/r...StoolScale.jpg

Please identify and report back with your findings.

Hmm, interesting, however, to compare, what I had in mind was more along the lines of a combination of 2, 3 and 4.

[Matchbox225]

Originally Posted by God of War

And, Matchbox225. I aint sitting my fat ass on no robot dunny. It may malfunction, and grab my you know whats, and rip them off.

So does this mean you prefer the squatter?



I found some pictures of what happens when you're not careful on the squatter toilet.

Go onto Google images and type in squatter toilet accident.

I warned you though.

[creekin111]

[xseanymacx]

the squatting position is the ideal way to take a dump. Scientific fact.

[Matchbox225]

Originally Posted by God of War

Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no. I saw this loaf sized turd in my head. It was the JAWS of turds. It devours other turds. It has no natural enemies except for the FLUSH. It scared me alot. A poo the size of a loaf of bread is pretty scary. Especially when that would clog the s-bend. I seen that at school once. This dunny was piled high with shit to the lid. And nobody could flush it. It had to be pumped. I've never laughed so much in my life.

Like Jeff Goldblum once said; "Now, that is one BIG pile of shit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doOwe...eature=related

[athf1980]

the mighty Ferguson

[Badbird]

My toilet:

[Bondgirl]

i remember a long time as a child when the toliet was outside the home.

Geez it was always dark outside and there was never a proper light
Also the spiders you had to be careful of

One was the little redback spider sit on one of them and it would give you a nasty bite on your arse











One thing l hate is when the toliet doesnt have a seat to sit on.

it is alright if you are a male because half of the time you only have to stand up top use it.
I know in the city in melbourne they have these toliets at Flinders street station and also in a few shops including a Mcdonlds store l went too
They are not a good one to use
i never sit on the toliets while out in public becuase you never know when they were last cleaned
Every time you go out to the countryside areas and you make a toilet stop you get thses toliets too

[God of War]

Originally Posted by Bondgirl

One thing l hate is when the toliet doesnt have a seat to sit on.

The simple solution here is to take your own seat with you. I'm serious. People do do that. Or just learn to pee standing up. I'm kidding of course. lol

[electriclite]

hahahaha "The Reading Room"

[Psychocandy]

[Tagia_Romero]

That's a silly dunny.

[athf1980]

[Definitif]

Originally Posted by God of War

Toilets go by many different names. In Australia they are often called dunny, shithouse, can, loo, john, crapper.
Other names they go by are latrine, lavatory, head, netty, bog. And there are also even more.
Does your bathroom reflect your personality? Feel free to post pics if you are so inclined. hahaha.

Is that yours or something elsewhere?
It's vicious design. I would feel cold sitting on it.

[God of War]

Originally Posted by Definitif

Is that yours or something elsewhere?

I googled it.

[Elgyn]

"Toilet" is a very nice rare indie comedy-drama about a trio of siblings forced to live together in an inherited house.
And it stars my favorite actress Tatiana Maslany!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1603933/

That's what this thread is about...right?

[Bondgirl]

Hey that is interesting.
I never knew there was a movie named after a toliet.



The only way to go if you cant find a proper toiiet near you..
Just use a nice little hole in the ground smiles

[Matchbox225]

If your toilet is a 5 gallon bucket, you might be a redneck.

[Bondgirl]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29956657@N08/5636273558/

Well l tried to get a image of this toliet or toiets as you will see.
The photo can only be see through this link

But geez there would be much privacy as you can see






Oh the church toliet is very interesting





Geez this is a mouthful if you want to use this toliet

[Matchbox225]

You really like holes don't you Bondgirl.

[Bondgirl]

Geez there are so many different toliets.

Well there was alot of holes in one toliet l found and no l would prefer a nice normal toiiet


But here is another toliet just for you

[Elgyn]

Originally Posted by Matchbox225

You really like holes don't you Bondgirl.

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