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Old 03-03-2011, 06:31 PM
Pubic Hair

I'm afraid to shave my balls because I don't want them to itch like a motherfucker. What about you? I'm hoping that female schmoes will reply to this thread.
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:42 PM
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I'm afraid to shave my balls because I don't want them to itch like a motherfucker. What about you? I'm hoping that female schmoes will reply to this thread.
Be afraid. They WILL itch like a motherfucker. Hairless nether regions are like, sooooooo overrated chuck.

I wear my hair, I wear it out and trimmed and shaped (time permitting) and proud, I said I do I do I do like orange soda.

I now depart from this thread, paving the way for all the bald-ass femalez to light your joss stick...
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Old 03-03-2011, 07:03 PM
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Be afraid. They WILL itch like a motherfucker. Hairless nether regions are like, sooooooo overrated chuck.

I wear my hair, I wear it out and trimmed and shaped (time permitting) and proud, I said I do I do I do like orange soda.

I now depart from this thread, paving the way for all the bald-ass femalez to light your joss stick...
Post of the week?
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Old 03-03-2011, 07:44 PM
If it's above the waist, cut it with haste.
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Old 03-03-2011, 10:22 PM
Trim. Do not shave.


That is all.

/straight male/
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:16 AM
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I'm afraid to shave my balls because I don't want them to itch like a motherfucker. What about you?

It's not that I'm afraid to shave your balls, just that I don't know what difference it would make. They will still itch.
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Old 03-04-2011, 04:49 AM
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I'm afraid to shave my balls because I don't want them to itch like a motherfucker. What about you? I'm hoping that female schmoes will reply to this thread.

What ever you choose to do, make sure you DO NOT use regular Immac/Veet. I had an alergic reaction to the stuff and my ballbag looked like a cricket ball. I'd show you pics but that would possibly be super gay so I'll refrain.

smooth finish though
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Old 03-04-2011, 09:31 AM
I just trim all the way down but don't shave clean. I won't put any kind of blade that close to my balls.

While they will itch it usually is only a brutal itch for the first day or two after shaving in my experiences. An electric trimmer works wonders and you gotta be pretty sloppy to actually cut yourself with them.
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Old 03-04-2011, 12:12 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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Old 03-04-2011, 02:32 PM
Once upon a time I completely shaved my nether regions (and I do mean completely). Because I was an idiot.
Everything got itchy and irratated and when the hair started to grow back it was stubbly and weird.

Today, because I have absolutely no sex life, I don't bother with trimming or 'manscaping' or anything.
I believe it was NWA who said, "Fuck what a bitch thinks".
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Old 03-04-2011, 03:22 PM
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Once upon a time I completely shaved my nether regions (and I do mean completely). Because I was an idiot.
Everything got itchy and irratated and when the hair started to grow back it was stubbly and weird.

Today, because I have absolutely no sex life, I don't bother with trimming or 'manscaping' or anything.
I believe it was NWA who said, "Fuck what a bitch thinks".
Right until she see's your 70's frow bush then gags and walks out of the room looking for a trim fella
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Old 03-04-2011, 04:51 PM
I shave everything. Balls, dick, outer region..you name it I shave it. Girls really dig it. Trust me. They don't want to fuck a guy whos hairy as shit. All the girls I've fucked say they love that I shave my pubic hair.
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:11 PM
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I shave everything. Balls, dick, outer region..you name it I shave it. Girls really dig it. Trust me. They don't want to fuck a guy whos hairy as shit. All the girls I've fucked say they love that I shave my pubic hair.
but not all girls like bald guys. some like the hairy ones.
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:12 PM
I shave everything as well. Completely bald. I never experienced any severe itching what so ever. Every once in a while an irritating itch will pop up, but its nothing unbearable and easily remedied with a good, hearty nutscratch.
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Old 03-04-2011, 05:24 PM
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
... not if OP is ugly. he may be doing us a favour.
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:39 AM
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I shave everything. Balls, dick, outer region..you name it I shave it. Girls really dig it. Trust me. They don't want to fuck a guy whos hairy as shit. All the girls I've fucked say they love that I shave my pubic hair.
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I shave everything as well. Completely bald. I never experienced any severe itching what so ever. Every once in a while an irritating itch will pop up, but its nothing unbearable and easily remedied with a good, hearty nutscratch.
Wow, I didn't realise guys shaving was a common thing. I would personally find it a massive turn off but whatever floats your boat.
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:51 AM
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It's not that I'm afraid to shave your balls, just that I don't know what difference it would make. They will still itch.
I'm snorting.
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:53 AM
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
Remember how in the other hair thread I was all "Pictures!!"?

I'm gonna have to go with "That's okay, thanks..." on this one.
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Old 03-05-2011, 07:56 AM
I can't even believe I'm responding to this thread. Like literally, right now I feel like I'm high or something. (I'm not.)

Men who don't at least trim? Yuck. I gotta tell you, nothing makes me lose interest in dropping faster than hairy junk. Le yuck.

Having said that, I'm not sure I'd like COMPLETELY bald on a man. Then again, maybe I would - not ruling anything out.

Personally, I hate pubic hair. It's gone, baby, gone.
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Old 03-05-2011, 08:53 AM
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Remember how in the other hair thread I was all "Pictures!!"?

I'm gonna have to go with "That's okay, thanks..." on this one.
The difference between us both is that I'm a dirty freak.

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Old 03-05-2011, 04:25 PM
Yeah I trim as close as possible. Don't trust myself with a razor blade that close to my sack though.

I do it out of necessity. If I don't trim, my crotch starts to look like Robin Williams' knuckle.
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:44 PM
I trim but don't shave. I feel like it's the considerate thing to do for the ladies. Nobody likes pubic hair in their mouth. Seriously though, don't rush, do it very carefully. One time I pinched my scrotum with the scissors and ... I shudder just thinking about it. I'll never forget that feeling.
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:57 PM
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The difference between us both is that I'm a dirty freak.

I assure you, there's no difference.
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Old 03-05-2011, 04:58 PM
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Yeah I trim as close as possible. Don't trust myself with a razor blade that close to my sack though.

I do it out of necessity. If I don't trim, my crotch starts to look like Robin Williams' knuckle.
OH MY GOD!! I'm honestly never laughed like this at a post before. HAHAHAHAHA!!

ROBIN WILLIAMS' KNUCKLE!!!

*dies laughing*
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Old 03-05-2011, 08:42 PM
I honestly don't get the noughties porn star aesthetic...it seems so contrived and clinical to me. I look at the likes of the Chloe Sevigny nudes with the presence of modest bush and I find it far more appealing than the modern plucked turkey style vulva.

Call me feminist and old fashioned...

That Disney gal is rocking her pubes too...she's almost a modern-day pioneer.
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Old 03-05-2011, 10:01 PM
i prefer women who aren't completely shaven as well.

the only time i ever tried even the most limited amount of trimming my girlfriend at the time rolled her eyes and told me never to do it again.

my man-garden isn't exactly flourishing i guess... am i really sharing this online?
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Old 03-05-2011, 10:39 PM
I find the feminine form aesthetically pleasing (most of the time) and bush hides that to some extent, so I prefer being able to see what I'm looking at with a fully shaved hoo-ha. I don't think my preference has anything to do with sexism or anti-feminism and my stance isn't lose it or move it.

I shave my literal junk, sack and shaft, but leave a trimmed patch above.

Call it a double standard as it is, I think I (men) look funny fully bald. I've noticed no difference in degree of itching whether I shave or not, they itch regardless, it's what they do.

This thread is nothing but TMI.

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Old 03-05-2011, 10:49 PM
I'm hairy. Like BCV suggested the whole concept of shaving is just influenced by all the porno we are watching at this particular moment in history, there's no need to do it really.
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:13 PM
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This thread is nothing but TMI.
Yup.

I have no problem with hair on the other sex. As long as it isn't sprawling like a kudzu forest, I don't care one way or another.

I'm finding it very odd that the baldy look is becoming so popular for guys, though. Seriously? I can understand maybe if you're an Olympic swimmer or a porn star, but otherwise I just don't get it.
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:37 PM
I love this thread.
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Old 03-05-2011, 11:49 PM
For ladies: I am not fond of those dense thickets of pubic hair. The kind of bush that you want to set fire to only so you can break on through to the other side.

Trim and neat is fine. Shaved isn't terribly appealing, nor is it distracting as long as it is clean and not bumpy/rashed out.

For guys, it's also not nice to have yourself a bona-fide SureWood Forest down there.
I believe being trim is alright as well. But shaved... it does look funny.

I make my crotch a closely-patched hedge, shaped like a Valentine heart.

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Old 03-06-2011, 01:29 AM
From personal experience if you have to shave your junk and you want to avoid red bumps the best advice is to do to our crotch what you do to clean your face: Give it a 3-step facial.

Use a cleanser on the area first, then after you've finished shaving apply a toner on the newly shaved areas, after that apply a lotion with salicylic acid to that same area. If all goes well you will have no irritation and red bumps.

Mozeltof!
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Old 03-06-2011, 05:12 AM
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From personal experience if you have to shave your junk and you want to avoid red bumps the best advice is to do to our crotch what you do to clean your face: Give it a 3-step facial.

Use a cleanser on the area first, then after you've finished shaving apply a toner on the newly shaved areas, after that apply a lotion with salicylic acid to that same area. If all goes well you will have no irritation and red bumps.

Mozeltof!

After that, you should use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the genitals an exfoliating gel scrub. Then, you should apply an herb-mint genitall mask which should be left on for 10 minutes while
I like to use a lotion with little, or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your skin out, and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

In the mornings, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can now do a thousand.
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Old 03-06-2011, 08:29 AM
Bateman had to have some crazy trimming methods
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Old 03-06-2011, 01:14 PM
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After that, you should use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the genitals an exfoliating gel scrub. Then, you should apply an herb-mint genitall mask which should be left on for 10 minutes while
I like to use a lotion with little, or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your skin out, and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

In the mornings, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can now do a thousand.
Well-played.
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Old 03-06-2011, 04:37 PM
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After that, you should use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the genitals an exfoliating gel scrub. Then, you should apply an herb-mint genitall mask which should be left on for 10 minutes while
I like to use a lotion with little, or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your skin out, and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

In the mornings, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches. I can now do a thousand.
Fuckin' brilliance.
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Old 03-06-2011, 04:47 PM
I don't shave, just trim since I'm not that hairy in general. I can't even fathom taking a razor to my junk. Fuck that noise....

Y'know, the only girls I've been with have been shaved, so that's become a preference for me. If I hooked up with a chick that even had a modest amount of hair down there, I'm willing to bet I wouldn't be providing any foreplay. Yeah, its shallow and a double standard, but such are the times we live in....
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Old 03-06-2011, 06:32 PM
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I'm afraid to shave my balls because I don't want them to itch like a motherfucker. What about you? I'm hoping that female schmoes will reply to this thread.

Geez the old ball shaving sitation

Oh l have a story for you

A ex of mine a few years back wanted to know what it felt to have shaved balls so l made a bet with him that he wouldnt do the deed

So of cause he got a razer and shaved it all off
He regretted it since a few hrs later he had to go to work

he said it was terrible and all he wanted to do was scratch and he said they were red raw.

he had people around him so he couldnt scrach that area if he did they would have wondered waht was wrong with him

I did say to him to use soap or powder but he didnt

He showed me that night and OMG it looked so sore

So please Count leave your balls alone or you will regret it
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Old 03-06-2011, 06:34 PM
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This thread is worthless without pictures.
Oh l have seen shaved balls and l can tell you they are not a sight to see in there hairless state
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Old 03-06-2011, 07:13 PM
Bondgirl, do you shave your pussy?
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