Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

[Cunning Visions]

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.
At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/...ge-5/#comments

"The decision came too late"....indeed it did.

He died doing what he loved. It could have been any one of us. Let us never forget that one died so that the rest of us could learn, and live.

"41 and done. 42 you're through."


NEVER FORGET

[outsyder]

Sounds like a challenge.

[Matchbox225]

He had such potential. He could have grown up to become this man.

Spoiler:

[The Postmaster General]

Aside from the number of typos in the article, lack of a source or author, I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.

If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

[KcMsterpce]

Yeah what the fuck kind of article is this?

42? Someone a fan of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?

I don't believe this shit for a second.

[SS-Block]

He had it cumming.

[vesaker]

42 times? Was his penis a solid diamond by then end from all the constant preassure?

If this were true i'd have to give a little golf clap though.

[Smiert Spionam]

*scoffs* I jerked it 42 times just this morning...

[vesaker]

Originally Posted by Smiert Spionam

*scoffs* I jerked it 42 times just this morning...

you must feel like you've lost a kindred spirit today then

[creekin111]

I would have posted this but so far there's only one source for this story. I call bullshit.

[RustyRazor]

He must've had hands like an f-ing Wookie by the time they found him then...

[vesaker]

Originally Posted by RustyRazor

He must've had hands like an f-ing Wookie by the time they found him then...

[Cunning Visions]

Originally Posted by creekin111

I would have posted this but so far there's only one source for this story. I call bullshit.

I agree, I'm skeptical about this as well....but I still had to post it. The title alone is worth it

[zombievictim]

Oh thread, how much you make me giggle.

[Tweek]

Originally Posted by SS-Block

He had it cumming.

When it came to masturbation, he didn't go soft.

[Tagia_Romero]

Wanker.

[God of War]

He pulled himself to pieces. May he rest in PIECES

[Tweek]

Originally Posted by God of War

He pulled himself to pieces. May he rest in PIECES

Death was the one thing he couldn't beat.

[vesaker]

Originally Posted by Tweek

Death was the one thing he couldn't beat.

he did always say he wanted to meat his maker.

[Erroneous]

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General

Aside from the number of typos in the article, lack of a source or author, I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.

If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

I am with you on this one. Sounds like urban legend. I believe your dick would be bleeding and fall off if you jerked off that many times. His balls might fall off, but die? I think not. I don't even think I can do that in a 24 hr period of time. That's like one every 30 mins. I have never done viagra, but maybe if I ODed on that and had a whole bunch of woman in front of me, maybe. But I doubt I could. If it is true, I give him props for getting hard that much and often. His weiner must be like leather.

[oh-dae-su]

He jerked off more than I do in 2 months.

[Bondgirl]

Geez that is quite a few times to releive yourself

I wonder what made him do this so many times

You would think after the forth time you would get sick of it

Plus you wouldnt think he would have any skin left on his penise after all the contant rubbing or it would have been red as a tack

[Matchbox225]

A picture of the boy's penis has been released.

[Bondgirl]

Ah that is bloody huge but it looks old looking and rough

[Matchbox225]

Originally Posted by Bondgirl

Ah that is bloody huge but it looks old looking and rough

That's what the last hooker I was with told me.

[Elgyn]

Wait, how am I still alive?

[SL Dubbs]

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General

I'm still stuck at wondering how he died and how they knew he masturbated 42 times.

Maybe the forensic team drew in the conclusion from rings around his dick. Like how they tell how old a tree has aged by rings.

It reminds me actually of this Optima battery ad I saw in a Hot Rod magazine stating that the battaery was good for 9,000 starts. Optima has someone cranking over a battery 9,000 times and pays someone to do this. Of course you know there is also that dumb shit who buys one just to see if this is true.

[adamjohnson]

[Dirtyfrog]

Originally Posted by adamjohnson

indeed

[Cunning Visions]

Have you ever clicked on a thread, forgetting that YOU'RE the one who started it?

[Mr.HyDe807]

C'mon guys, quit jerking around!

[Exophrine]

That boy came and went at the same time. *snicker*

[The Postmaster General]

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General

If it is true, and that's a big if for me -- if it is true, we truly may have the ultimate question to the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

Originally Posted by KcMsterpce

42? Someone a fan of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY?

The guy would still be alive if he'd kept a towel handy.

Originally Posted by SL Dubbs

Maybe the forensic team drew in the conclusion from rings around his dick. Like how they tell how old a tree has aged by rings.

You actually could be onto something. I can imagine a forensics team standing in his room, place cards scattered around the floor, labeled 1 - 42.

Then someone says, "42 times, that's how many time he masturbated."

Finally, David Caruso says, as he pulls out his sunglasses, "It sounds like a case of suicide." He pauses while putting on the sunglasses then concludes, "He died by his own hand."

(sorry, all the good one liners were already used up in the thread...)

[Exophrine]

Originally Posted by Exophrine

That boy came and went at the same time. *snicker*

Masturbation joke #2: God decided to rub one out.

...and to add to the HG2G reference: we finally know the Ultimate Question.

[ilovemovies]

Originally Posted by The Postmaster General

The guy would still be alive if he'd kept a towel handy.




You actually could be onto something. I can imagine a forensics team standing in his room, place cards scattered around the floor, labeled 1 - 42.

Then someone says, "42 times, that's how many time he masturbated."

Finally, David Caruso says, as he pulls out his sunglasses, "It sounds like a case of suicide." He pauses while putting on the sunglasses then concludes, "He died by his own hand."

(sorry, all the good one liners were already used up in the thread...)

And yet your post right now is the one that made me laugh the HARDEST

Sorry. That's the best I could do. I'm not funny like you guys!

[outsyder]

This is offensive. Somebody died, ok? Way too premature for this kind of thing.

[magjournal]

[insert dick joke here]

[MisoGenie]

Come on, guys!! This is serious!

[xseanymacx]

This really is the greatest thread ever.

[Gordon]

Thank God I only masturbated 41 times today.