#1  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:07 PM
Damn! Angelina Jolie Gets Frisky with a Horse









Hot or not? She has a stunning body for sure, but I'm not sure about the horse. Billy Bob also has this to say:

(From Bastardly)
Quote:
Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating Brad Pitt, her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton has claimed. The actor-and-singer has mocked Angelina's relationship with Brad, insisting his ex-wife will soon "wake up" and leave him.

Billy Bob said: "She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time." He added at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters: "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though." Billy Bob married Angelina in 2000 after they met on the movie set for 'Pushing Tin'.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:14 PM
That's just weird. lol
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Wow - Angelina's insanity knows no bounds - though I suppose at least the didn't have the horse's cock down her throat or something like that.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:18 PM
Does this mean that, perhaps, Angelina may be a... Lesbian?





Hmm...
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by bourahioro View Post
I suppose at least the didn't have the horse's cock down her throat or something like that.
Those are actually the missing photos we never got to see... They're probably hanging on her bedroom wall.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:32 PM
Lucky Horse. Hee-Haa
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:32 PM
Oh damn, I didn't even notice the horse...lucky damn horse.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:46 PM
Dammit, had to go ruin a perfectly fine thread with fucking horse face!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zombievictim View Post
Dammit, had to go ruin a perfectly fine thread with fucking horse face!
Sarah Jessica is probably the only horse i would get up on though. Giddy up.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-19-2008, 01:58 PM
HORSE! WATCH OUT! SHE HAS A HISTORY OF ANIMAL ABUSE! RUN, HORSE!!!

*ahem* um.....lucky horse?
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 06-19-2008, 03:59 PM
I forgot how big her tits are.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 06-19-2008, 04:11 PM
Oh my God. I don't think it's possible for anyone to be any hotter than Angelina Jolie.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 06-19-2008, 04:19 PM
A photo shoot like this seems more fit for Viggo Mortenson.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 06-19-2008, 04:32 PM
And the horse was never the same...
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 06-19-2008, 04:51 PM
I think I remember this shoot. it was for Rolling Stone magazine a while back. When she was still married to Billy Bob, as the tattoo on her arm clearly shows.



Anyone else notice, her arms looked less emaciated back then?

Last edited by electriclite; 06-19-2008 at 04:57 PM..
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 06-19-2008, 05:04 PM
I guess BBT would know something about waking up and leaving one's spouse. Dude's been married like five times. Right?
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 06-19-2008, 05:06 PM
It doesn't look like she's one that promotes cruelty to animals to me.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 06-19-2008, 05:21 PM
Lets hope she didnt kill that horse like her poor dog.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 06-19-2008, 10:03 PM
I think the photos are hot. Sexy>bestial.
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 06-21-2008, 09:58 AM
Nothing says skank more than a woman with a cross tattooed on her body acting like a um...oh yeah..skank
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 06-21-2008, 10:17 AM
Beastiality is one of the hottest things ever and you all know it.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Old 06-21-2008, 04:15 PM
One's a horse, the other's a jackass. Nothing to see here.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Old 06-24-2008, 08:11 AM
What a stupid attention-seeking whore. Angelina Beastiality Jolie. Although it comes as no surprise. What's next, Animal porn? Maybe she should have sex with a pack of dogs, because she is one. As for the horse, I bet she's taken the full length in her ugly gob. Hence her bigass ugly lips being put to good use. I think that far too many people are blinded by this woman's appearance. She... is... a... FUCKHEAD.
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Old 06-24-2008, 08:45 AM
The irony of the Billy Bob Thornton quote and the tat on her left arm is rather entertaining.

Wouldn't mind being on the set though...
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Old 07-29-2008, 11:47 AM
Problem? No way. She can get frisky with the horse all day and I'll watch. As long as it's not any woman I date or anybody I know. But I'll watch her degrade herself if that is what she chooses to do. If I caught my wife or GF giving the animal love, I'd be pissed since I actually have to sleep with the woman. But I have Randals (the dude from Clerks II) view of this. So I give a two thumbs up.

Big ass ugly lips? In no way are her lips ugly, and the naysayers would likely say the same thing if her lips were wrapped around your cock. When I hear about dudes dissing nice round butts and thicker lips it makes me wonder if their not really gay. Not saying there is anything wrong with that. But why wouldn't you want a hot woman that also has full lips? Makes no sense to me.

Last edited by rocknblues81; 07-29-2008 at 11:50 AM..
Reply With Quote
  #26  
Old 07-29-2008, 11:54 AM
What the fuck is with the Sara Jessica Parker pic? Damn thing looks like a stomped out cigarette butt.
Reply With Quote
  #27  
Old 07-29-2008, 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Preston_79 View Post
What the fuck is with the Sara Jessica Parker pic? Damn thing looks like a stomped out cigarette butt.


Reply With Quote
  #28  
Old 07-29-2008, 05:05 PM
Brad Pitt is the luckiest motherfucker on the planet!

cock
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Old 07-29-2008, 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by God of War View Post
What a stupid attention-seeking whore. Angelina Beastiality Jolie. Although it comes as no surprise. What's next, Animal porn? Maybe she should have sex with a pack of dogs, because she is one. As for the horse, I bet she's taken the full length in her ugly gob. Hence her bigass ugly lips being put to good use. I think that far too many people are blinded by this woman's appearance. She... is... a... FUCKHEAD.
Wooaaah there Wilber. Calm down, breathe....

ok now repeat after me:

"It's just a few pictures..."

"I don't even know this woman..."

"A horse is a horse..."

"Of course, Of Course..."

"I have my own life or should get one..."

"Celebrities are just people..."

"Just People..."


Very Good!!!

Last edited by Lawgick; 07-29-2008 at 07:11 PM..
Reply With Quote
  #30  
Old 07-29-2008, 08:20 PM
Hot!!!!!!!!!!11 Weird, but hot. She loves to shock.
Reply With Quote
  #31  
Old 07-17-2012, 09:05 AM
W.T.F..?!?
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 07-17-2012, 10:24 AM
EPIC BUMP! It's funny looking back now that Billy Bob was her high school phase.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 07-17-2012, 11:04 AM
Holy thread resurrection Batman !!
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 07-17-2012, 04:37 PM
Night of the Living Thread right here.

She definitely looked a lot hotter back in the day. Nowadays her face looks stiff and cold. I'd still bang her though, I'm just sayin', she seemed a lot livelier years ago. Never have I wanted to be a horse so much.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 07-17-2012, 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LordSimen View Post
Does this mean that, perhaps, Angelina may be a... Lesbian?





Hmm...
I relmeber hearing some time ago that she has had sex with a woman

The pictures of Angelina here is sad that she has to go to this lenth to get noticed

Her acting career is quite non exsistent these days and she could do better things than this

Not a very smart woman in my eyes
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 07-18-2012, 02:41 PM
I miss Lindsey
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 07-18-2012, 04:21 PM
Where'd she go after nearly 9,000 posts?
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 07-18-2012, 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AspectRatio1986 View Post
Where'd she go after nearly 9,000 posts?
Probably hanging out with The Heart Collector and Madsen
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 07-19-2012, 10:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by D.B. Cooper View Post
Sarah Jessica is probably the only horse i would get up on though. Giddy up.
Funny





I think Jolie liked to do this to try and shock people. That or she is just a nut bag. I am betting on the shock and awe.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 07-22-2012, 06:53 PM
I can't stand this lunatic cunt. Fuck her! Stupid bitch.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump