Lessons learned from movies

[blknge89]

The Alamo has no basement.- Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Go.

[Badbird]

The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second - Young Einstein

[athf1980]

when a t-rex is there stand still and don't run-jurassic park

[edonline]

Womp rats are not much bigger than two meters. -- Star Wars

[Mr. Guiltless]

If you beat a woman with a bag of oranges, she won't bruise. - The Grifters

[creekin111]

When sleeping out in the wilderness lay rope around your sleeping area to keep snakes from biting you. - True Grit

[SS-Block]

Raquel Welch conceals a gaping hole leading to a river of shit smelling foulness - The Shawshank Redemption

[Mr. Guiltless]

"...And just add a lil' bit of sugar. that's my trick." - Clemenza on spaghetti sauce The Godfather

[Mr. Guiltless]

"The crown of the clitoris contains 8,000 nerve fibers." - Roger Dodger

Very important.

[creekin111]

That Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.

also...

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

and

That few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it.

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[bigred760]

Oranges are bad luck for the mafia. - The Godfather movies

[Bonham]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

ALSO, slightly less well-known...

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[Mr. Guiltless]

Drugs are sometimes packed in coffee grounds. The scent throws off the dogs. - Beverly Hills Cop

[Mr. Guiltless]

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!

[Repo Man]

When a DeLorean hits 88 mph you'll see some serious shit!