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Old 01-24-2013, 10:27 AM
Lessons learned from movies

The Alamo has no basement.- Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Go.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:21 PM
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second - Young Einstein
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Old 01-24-2013, 06:02 PM
when a t-rex is there stand still and don't run-jurassic park
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:56 PM
Womp rats are not much bigger than two meters. -- Star Wars
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:03 PM
If you beat a woman with a bag of oranges, she won't bruise. - The Grifters
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:41 PM
When sleeping out in the wilderness lay rope around your sleeping area to keep snakes from biting you. - True Grit
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:57 PM
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:05 PM

"...And just add a lil' bit of sugar. that's my trick." - Clemenza on spaghetti sauce The Godfather
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:15 PM
"The crown of the clitoris contains 8,000 nerve fibers." - Roger Dodger

Very important.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:21 PM
That Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.

also...

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

and

That few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it.

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:35 PM
Oranges are bad luck for the mafia. - The Godfather movies
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:54 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

ALSO, slightly less well-known...

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:29 PM

Drugs are sometimes packed in coffee grounds. The scent throws off the dogs. - Beverly Hills Cop
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:31 PM

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!!!
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:58 AM
When a DeLorean hits 88 mph you'll see some serious shit!

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