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piroque · #1 04-04-2001, 09:53 PM

Have you ever thought about compiling a book of the schmoes best quotes? It would probably sell good.

Brock's condensed version of the big-bang theory from the GOD thread would fill one good page in the book.

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screamer581 · #2 04-08-2001, 02:14 PM

Man I was just read all those posts, and man it got pretty damn intense! I don't know how I missed it.....

mafia · #3 04-15-2001, 08:23 AM

This IS a good idea piroque..

piroque · #4 04-18-2001, 12:25 AM

Irene Manor's reason for the name from the topic "How and why did you chose your username"

It may not be a quote but check it out!

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piroque · #5 05-03-2001, 10:23 PM

Well, this is probably not a quote either.
It is the best one-liners I've seen in a while.

Terminators explination of the age of consent in Canada from the "Carry on Badgering" thread.

/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000127-14.html

Other suggestions would be cool.

ak · #6 05-06-2001, 01:57 PM

the night watchman · #7 05-07-2001, 02:30 PM

I think this is a pretty good idea, actually - though not as a book; as another part of the Emporium.

Tuukka · #8 05-08-2001, 03:33 AM

Irene's post was hilarious.

TobyDammit · #9 05-10-2001, 06:00 AM

Irene's post was coooooool man.

This is a good idea, but as Nightdude said it
should be another part of the Emporium, it just makes sense dude.

Lindsey · #10 05-11-2001, 06:59 PM

Yeah,that was pretty good! [img]/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

Lindsey · #11 05-12-2001, 02:40 AM

Brock's was also funny! [img]/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Cyclonus · #12 05-12-2001, 03:44 PM

Click here to see one of mine...

www.joblo.com/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000397.html

QUENTIN · #13 06-13-2001, 02:28 PM

Brock's explanation to Cy(Transformers)Clonus on what the 69 sexual position is...

/ubb/Forum11/HTML/000539.html (Bottom of page)

Cyclonus · #14 06-14-2001, 02:36 PM

My statement on the virtues of Playboy...

(somewhere in the middle)

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Irene Manor · #15 06-21-2001, 09:26 PM

This would be a really good idea. I like the idea of condensing the "Best of". It would be a cool addition to the site.

The rant about Moulan Rouge (or however it's spelled) was pretty great.

inglourious basterd · #16 06-28-2001, 11:47 AM

the person that volunteers time for the effort would have a lot of mindless searching to do...seems a little difficult, but would be fun to read =)

inglourious basterd · #17 06-28-2001, 11:49 AM

By the way...who would actually buy this again? Not that im trying to be negative, but I dont really see the possibility of this becoming a bestseller. I think that it would make a little too much work...

piroque · #18 06-28-2001, 02:45 PM

Psudo
If you would put down a link to a quote in one of these topics, you would have saved someone a little of their mind.

Ebert · #19 07-07-2001, 02:28 AM

Here's one of my famous Rants about fucking movies:

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It's second from the bottom

Ebert · #20 07-07-2001, 02:34 AM

Here's my little run in in THE WAR ROOM with Nemesis:

*stops laughing*
EBERT:Why the fuck are you laughing?!

*turns to Nemesis*

EBERT: Did I say you could fucking laugh?!NO I DID-FUCKING-NOT! Am I clown to you?!

*I pull out a GRENADE LAUNCHER and I FIRE,blowing Nemesis to to pieces*

nemesis · #21 07-07-2001, 02:45 AM

Wow,a best of would be really great

that ain´t funny ebert,hurts my feelings

Ebert · #22 07-09-2001, 04:10 PM

sorry,I'm too violent sometimes.

HEY...WHEN THE FUCK DID I START TO ACT LIKE I WAS IN FULL HOUSE?!

Cyclonus · #23 08-07-2001, 10:40 AM

My perverted poem and Angel's response.

[Cyclonus]

An ode to Pie [img]/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
--------------
Sweet, sweet pie
Sweet, tasty pie
Sweet, crisp pie

Can't get enough of it
I'm always eating it by the truckloads
I just lap away at 'em like there's no tomorrow

I just want some
I want some now
Now now now!

---------------------------------------------

That was my tribute to good old fashioned American pie! Get 'em while they're nice and hot! [img]/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

[Angel]

Ahh, there's nothing like a warm crisp American pie that just make's you wanna very slowly pull down your zipper and fuc..... I mean eat, eat it all up.

*nervously wipes forehead*

!! man I almost got caught there !!

Toby · #24 08-07-2001, 06:14 PM

Hey Eb and Cy, why not let OTHERS decide if that are the most quotable quotes...
You might give people the idea that you are both quite full of yourself, which ,off course,you are not*cough* ...

goddess_isis · #25 08-08-2001, 02:14 AM

Hey check out Toby's quotable quote, right above this post [img]/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

someguy · #26 08-19-2001, 07:04 PM

I wonder if I ever had a quotable quote????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????

Oh well. BTW,were you talking about me ak?

ak · #27 08-19-2001, 07:46 PM

No, it's ok, i was just talking about a guy, some guy, not you.

someguy · #28 08-19-2001, 11:39 PM

It's ok. *hugs computer*

James Logan · #29 10-04-2003, 10:53 AM

BUMP

I just found this old topic and thought it'd be funny to read some of the Schmoes's new suggestions. Fire away.

RicochetShaw · #30 10-04-2003, 11:16 AM

That's some nice bumpin' James, I actually remember this topic from way back when...ah, I'm getting that nostalgic feeling.

Anyways, this is one of my favorite quotes I've ever read here. You'd have to know the circumstances to fully appreciate the hilarity of the post, but here's the link...

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthre...gh#post1090160

The link should take you directly to his post, but if it doesn't, but if it doesn't, it's by Mick (about halfway down on the page).

A.J. Hakari · #31 10-04-2003, 11:58 AM

If a book of schmoe quotes does ever materialize, I vote to include Lynn's many C-Walk/pie/GIGLI rants.

Jon Lyrik · #32 10-04-2003, 12:17 PM

I've got a few quotes, if anyone wants to bother sifting through my huge posting history.

I'd have to say RenHoek has the best schmoe quote EVER:

"Fuck you, Warner!"

Sugar Magnolia · #33 10-04-2003, 12:26 PM

I hope I have some quotable quotes. If not, I need to get more creative, or kill some hobos, or eat some cheese, or some pie...

Romero&Juliet · #34 10-04-2003, 04:23 PM

Best schmoe Quotes?

"I'm Feel violated"

~Bad Cover Version..

"I'm Still the Town Slut!!

*Sluts It Up*"

~Stevereno. That was in the SCHMOEVILLE topic.

from a recent best/worst topic:

"No, the cun crown's all yours, love."

~Grebdron. That one made me fucking piss myself.

Romero&Juliet · #35 10-04-2003, 04:27 PM

Oh, another...

BadCover's CINEMA PEST? rant...

wicked.

bob · #36 10-04-2003, 06:38 PM

ckylandspeed on which is better, Wonder Years or Boy Meets World:

"Wonder Years to the SEX-treme!!!!"

stevereno · #37 10-04-2003, 11:53 PM

Ominous_oat

"I saw Rosie O'Donnell and a huge foreskin blob in my room once! I swear I did..."

Can you say random?

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

Romero&Juliet · #38 10-05-2003, 06:44 AM

Man, I miss Ominous_Oat SOOOOOO much!

Lindsey · #39 10-05-2003, 02:58 PM

Wow this is an old thread, I remember it pretty well actually. I'll still stand on what I said...Brock Landers will always have the best quotes. Always.