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Old 05-18-2003, 01:12 AM
The Title of YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY...

Mine would probably be called Where Shit Resides. So what would you call yours?
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Old 05-18-2003, 01:56 AM
Ill be boring and say:

It Could Be Worse
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:39 AM
Mine would be...

Whatchya Gonna Do When Life Collapses
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Old 05-18-2003, 04:14 AM
Mine would be:

The Life And Death Of An Emotional Shyster (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Be The Bomb!) - Part One.

Or.

Excuse Me, But You Seem To Have Parked That Thing On My Face.

Or.

The Love Doctor Is In.

Or.

The Man On The Grassy Knoll (That's Right, Fuckers, It Was ME!)

Or.

How Do Ya Like Me Now?

Or. (for real)

Kyle Blue

(Kyle Blue is my pornstar name - you know that thing where you take your mothers maiden name and the name of your first pet? - Well mine is Kyle Blue and I use it a lot as a pseudonym. All the bad things I ever do in life get blamed on poor Kyle Blue, a non-existent figment of my imagination. LOL!)
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Old 05-18-2003, 06:11 AM
Toddler will be the name of mine.
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Old 05-18-2003, 06:45 AM
Falling Down
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Old 05-18-2003, 05:05 PM
Mine ill be called.
"I'm Dead So Why Don't You Read About Me?? I Think I Deserve It... Don't You??"
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Old 05-18-2003, 07:45 PM
Mine would be very self involved....



SirenSong.
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Old 05-18-2003, 08:19 PM
"Confessions of a first class nobody". I've had it in my head a long time to write an autobiography and call it that. Problem is the book would be about 4 pages thick, seeing as how I truely am a first class nobody, and nothing cool has, or ever will, happened to me.
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Old 05-18-2003, 08:42 PM
Canadian Psycho

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Old 05-18-2003, 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by jackson13
"Confessions of a first class nobody". I've had it in my head a long time to write an autobiography and call it that. Problem is the book would be about 4 pages thick, seeing as how I truely am a first class nobody, and nothing cool has, or ever will, happened to me.

Way to think positive Jackson! You're inspirational w/ all that energy.
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Old 05-18-2003, 09:46 PM
THE BOOK OF ME. (no ego at all)
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Old 05-18-2003, 11:47 PM
The Further Adventures of Movie Muffin
or how I learned to stop worrying and save the world through film
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Old 05-19-2003, 12:11 AM
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Originally posted by SIREN30
Way to think positive Jackson! You're inspirational w/ all that energy.

Im picking up your sarcasm.


(thats from Tommy Boy by the way)
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Old 05-19-2003, 01:56 AM
Crying on Sunday... Realizing It's Okay On Monday... Then Starting All Over Again.
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:53 AM
Life in General - The up's and down's of life by Luke Abbott, a story about the joys of being single and loosing it all in a state of one of the biggest twists this side of hollywood...also manic depression.
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:57 AM
He Came, He Saw, He Scratched His Arse A Bit
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Old 05-19-2003, 10:51 PM
Euphamisms and Ewoks - A Life

or


Lets Try Not To Get Too Personal Here- Dignans Story

or


A Life Of No Shame- 10 Easy Steps To Looking At Your Reflection At The End Of The Day and Not Wanting To Slit Your Wrists

or


Ow, That Really Hurts! - Bruises of the Human Peach
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Old 05-20-2003, 03:33 AM
"I am ME, You are You and They are Them"

By the time they read the title they'll be confused and curious enough to buy the book just to learn what the heck the title means
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Old 05-20-2003, 02:11 PM
"Yeah, Its that Easy."
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Old 05-20-2003, 10:27 PM
"How To Be Rich and Famous While Selling Out: The True Story of a Hollywood Lackey."

"Masturbation is A-OK! Confessions of a Life-Long Chicken Choker"

"Buy this Book Or I'll Shoot Your Dog"

"Scarface by Brian DePalma Sucks! The True Story of Scarface98.9."

"Ms. Feinberg Wished I was Her Spouse."

"I'm So Sorry. I Thought She Was of Legal Age."
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Old 05-21-2003, 08:45 AM
Mien Kampf
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:42 AM
Kilts, Haggis and Sean Connery- the life of a Scottish schmoe!
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Old 05-21-2003, 07:38 PM
Mine would be

DevilMonkey

:-D!
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:07 PM
Sarcasm, Caffeine and Imaginary Cigarettes
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:10 PM
Ups and Downs...Mostly Downs
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:16 PM
Sex, booze, masturbation, booze, and movies- The story of Logan Groves.

What are you talking about? I only looked at the chicken!

How the Academy screwed up my life- A tale of a Schmoe

Get the fuck off my lawn, dumbass!
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Old 05-22-2003, 08:21 PM
The Waste of my life
The Good, The Bad and What the Fuck?
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  #29  
Old 05-22-2003, 11:08 PM
your mom's best friend
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Old 05-24-2003, 12:29 PM
"Shaving, Sleeping, School: The Three "S"s That Destroyed a Legend"
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Old 06-01-2003, 11:40 PM
"What Was I Thinking???"

"Tortured Soul : Growing up in the 80s"
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Old 06-02-2003, 09:37 AM
i came, i saw, i came again...


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Old 06-02-2003, 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman

(- you know that thing where you take your mothers maiden name and the name of your first pet? -


Ooh...that makes me Reil Cajun. I like...




My autobiography, of course, look at my lifestyle, only one title could fit the book of my life:




Ghetto Child
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Old 06-02-2003, 10:33 AM
and on the porn star name mine would be

smokey morgan

eh, i could use that...
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Old 06-02-2003, 03:34 PM

"They Gave This Guy A Book?"
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Old 06-02-2003, 06:10 PM
"Blondes, Brunettes, and Other Hair Colors On My Blow-Up Dolls"
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Old 06-04-2003, 07:48 PM
"How to See in the Dark"
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:44 PM
"Why Is Everyone Weird EXCEPT Me?
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Old 06-05-2003, 07:54 PM
I would probably use the title of a BALLBOY song (thanx to Psychocandy for recommending this awesome band):

You Can't Spend Your Whole Life Hanging Around With Arseholes

or a CRACKER quote:

I smoke too much, I drink too much, I gamble too much... I am too much!

or:

Why My Ex-Girlfriends Hate Me - Part 1

or:

God Hates Cynics... But I Couldn't Care Less
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:16 PM
"Better Weird Than Plastic"
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