What about Books 6 and 7?!

[HedwigX]

What do you think the WOST title for Books 6 and 7 would be?

Here are my ideas

BOOK 6-
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch (This rumour's been around for WAY too long!)

BOOK 7-
Harry Potter and the Final Battle (TOO CORNY!)
Harry Potter and the American Exchange Student Who He Really Likes. (Nah, just kiddin'! Imagine if book 7 actually WAS called this? *shudders* )

Post your ideas!

[DevilMonkey]

Welcome to the boards hedwig! Hope you stay along.

A crappy tittle would be:

Harry Potter and the final secret

Harry Potter and the Big Dragon

J.K. Rowling is extremly creative and she'll come up with better tittles.

Speaking of book titles did anyone else see saturday night life when they made a joke saying there will be 8.5 million OotP published, thats why the 6th book shall be called Harry Pottter and the End of Trees :-D

[HedwigX]

Speaking of book titles did anyone else see saturday night life when they made a joke saying there will be 8.5 million OotP published, thats why the 6th book shall be called Harry Pottter and the End of Trees :-D

LOL! I didn't see that, because I'm British! But at least I got to see The Philosopher's Stone again on Sky Movies last night!

I got some new ones for ya!

Harry Potter and the Long Lost Father, by Mr. D. Vader.
Harry and Ron's Excellent Adventure
Harry and Ron's Bogus Journey

EXCELLENT!

[jolanar]

It has been about 2 years since I read all four books... can any refresh my memory about how many years there are at Hogwarts?

Anyways I think the worst ideas would be...

Harry Potter and the oh my god Hermoine sure has grown up.

Or maybe

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Azkaban in which there is a Sorcerer's Goblet of Fire.

[dh1989]

AWFUL TITLES:

Harry Potter Reloaded

Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Ring

Harry Potter and his Minority Report

Harry Potter meets Mr. Deeds

Harry Potter and Ron... Too much alone time

Harry Potter: WIB Wizards In Black

Harry Potter, The Wizard Without Fear

Ron Weasley, The Wizard With Fear

Harry Potter: Chillin' With The Dawgs

Harry Potter: Ressurection

A Nightmare on Diagon Alley

[jolanar]

Harry Potter and Ron... Too much alone time

Harry are you feeling what im feeling?

Yes Ron, kiss me now~!

[xirtam]

Voldemort Goes to Hell: The Final Harry

Harry Potter and the Return of the Jedi

Harry Potter and the OTHER Chamber of Secrets That We Didn't Tell You About

Harry Potter and the Astounding Stripper (to include color photographs)

Harry Potter and the Horrible Realization That the Entire Concept of Wizardry is All Just a Glitch in the Matrix

[Traveler]

Harry Potter and that creepy thing behind the cupboard... no not that one the other one

Harry gets bored

Harry Potter and the big movie deal

Harry gets a job

Harry Potter becomes a man

Harry Potter's lost year at Hogwarts

[HedwigX]

Harry Potter and the Pre-Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Odour of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Restraining Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis (Harry's stormy puberty as he realises his manservant is shorter than Dobby!)

[JCPhoenix]

Originally posted by jolanar
It has been about 2 years since I read all four books... can any refresh my memory about how many years there are at Hogwarts?

Anyways I think the worst ideas would be...

Harry Potter and the oh my god Hermoine sure has grown up.

Or maybe

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Azkaban in which there is a Sorcerer's Goblet of Fire.

There are 7 years at Hogwarts, and a total of 7 books, one for each year. (or there will be at least)