Head Cheerleader, Dead Cheerleader

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Plot 2/10: Some unknown person is killing off a local high school's cheerleading squad. It could be literally anybody.

Gore 3/10: Cutt off head, 2 tits, foot, shootings, axe to a back, and a hammer to the head. Sounds like there's a lot of gore, but it's some of the worst looking stuff i've ever seen. There's better ways to pull this stuff off even with no budget. The only reason it pulls a 3 is because the first time a boob was cut off it was pretty funny.

Nudity 7/10: We get two girls who go topless in this one. I'm glad to say they were both really hot too. The first was Bobby Cerutti who played the coach. I must say Noelle Manuel is EXTREMELY hot; she plays Molly.

Technical 2/10: Ugh. I don't even know where to start....First off, I don't believe any lighting devices were used at all. So the lighting inside the house sucked most of the time. Secondly, the "set" was completely boring. It would have been ok if AN HOUR OF THE FILM WAS NOT SHOT INSIDE OF THE HOUSE. Yes, the movie had the same set nearly the entire time. The camera work was at least ok. There were definately some bad angles here and there, but nothing TOO bad. The sound was ok too, but the phone call scenes were ridiculously stupid.

Acting 2/10: Every actor/actress in this movie was completely awful. The girls who showed their boobs proved to be more talented than the rest of the cast because they were smart enough to divert my attention away from their acting. I know there was probably no casting involved, but the script was complete shit, and if it were good I still doubt the cast could have pulled anything half way decent off.

Final Thought: Bad bad bad....the two boob shots were the high points of this movie...along with a boob being cut off. It was filled with attempted jumpy scenes which failed every time. It ripped off Scream with the setting and phone calls. It ripped off ANOES with slow motion jump-roping girls singing a song about death. It also happened to be on Halloween night. Pretty original stuff huh? About 45 mins of this movie went along the lines of some random suspect ringing a doorbell and acting creepy, and then the killer calling as soon as the creepy person leaves eliminating them from the mystery. This seriously happened
5 times in a row. Even with a huge budget this movie would have been complete crap. The only redeeming value was the boob scenes. The first 15 second made it sound cool because the movie opens out with a phone call from someone who was offended by the film..

Final Score: 1.5/10

"a little gratuitous violence never killed anyone"