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Old 11-26-2003, 11:50 PM
Berge Garabedian

i don't know....there's something about this guy that i really don't like, but i can't put my finger on it. he just puts out a bad aura i guess. thumbs down for me... what do the rest of you think of this guy?
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:59 AM
"Berge Garabedian"? What the hell kind of screwball name is that!? He needs to get himself a cool nickname or something...like...oh, I dunno, I got nuthin'.

*the previous statement was a work of malicious parody, poorly-conceived humor, and general human idiocy...namely my own*

FACT: Joblo, you're the man.
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:05 AM
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Originally posted by Weapon X
"Berge Garabedian"? What the hell kind of screwball name is that!? He needs to get himself a cool nickname or something...like...oh, I dunno, I got nuthin'.
How about Fiddy?

RD
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:26 AM

*Ahem*

A god among men.










$500 in circulated bills. You know where to leave it...
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:30 AM
I refuse to participate in shameless pandering. Mr. Garabedian is far too clever to ever fall for anything so obvious.









Pssst... where do we sign up for the cash again?? can I get the new 20s? They're so PRETTY!
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:33 AM
[feeling pretty stupid] Who in the name of fuck is Berge Garabedian?!?!?!?!? [/feeling pretty stupid]

RD
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:52 AM
Berge is definately GOD
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by The Rain Dog
[feeling pretty stupid] Who in the name of fuck is Berge Garabedian?!?!?!?!? [/feeling pretty stupid]

RD

Berge is aka JoBlo himself.
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:53 AM

The finest of all celebrities mentioned in this celeb-o-meter.

Just...the man...the dude in the chair...and all sorts of wonderful.






Now that I said that...will you stop stealing my water?
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Old 01-20-2004, 09:55 AM

The Canadian De Niro.

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Old 01-20-2004, 02:48 PM
I refuse to play suck-up, but he's got the best internet site going today.

Keep up the excellent work!!

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Old 01-20-2004, 04:35 PM
Overrated hack. His reviews are horribly written tripe that make Leonard Maltins look like the works of Shakespeare. His acting also leaves a lot to be desired. Did anyone see his performance in Annies Anal Gang Bang 3:Canadian Style?? Ughhh horrible. I mean how hard is it to say the line "Hey baby..I've got your Canadian bacon right over here!" Mr. Garabedian made it seem like he was performing in a high school play instead of the well respected acting world of adult cinema!! a big NAY from me


j/k (obviously). Much love for JoBlo
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:32 PM
He's definitely the sexiest man alive! Watch out Brad Pitt...!

(I love you Jo)
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Old 01-20-2004, 11:07 PM
I heard this "Berg" guy was once a backup dancer for Prince.

Nay, I say.

P.S. - The "soap"(scroll up jerky) they say is made of a raspberry beret. Y'know, the kind you find in a second hand store?
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:01 AM
YAY. Any cooler he'd be Greenland.
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Old 01-21-2004, 01:15 PM
Funny you can all enunciate so well...

...with your tongues stuck to Jo's ass.

The man created the best movie website I've ever been on. The man runs the greatest Internet forums I've ever been a part of. The man wrote the slickest, most fun to read review book I've ever read. The man masturbates a lot. The man makes boob jokes. The man gets drunk.

Ain't no God, but he's as fun and hard-workin' a dude you'll ever meet, that's what I've got to say.

*unsticks his tongue from Jo's ass, copps a feel at Lindsey and goes out for a beer*
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Old 01-22-2004, 12:39 AM
what logan said.

except i'm not kissing butt, i'm verbally fellating him

WWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 01-22-2004, 06:29 PM
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Originally posted by Tagia_Romero
YAY. Any cooler he'd be Greenland.


Touche'. Any hotter he'd be Siberia...



I jest.



Any hotter and he'd be Death Valley.






Funny, I'm still here, but my lips just left on Jo's ass...
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Old 01-22-2004, 07:48 PM
Nay.

Terrible actor.

Like you couldn't tell I am kidding.
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:37 PM
I'd hit it...
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