JoBlo

Damone · #**6041** 12-11-2008, 08:41 AM

You know it's all good TA.

Bear

Terror Australis · #**6042** 12-12-2008, 12:22 AM

THE WINNER & ONE OF THE SCHMOE VOTE WINNERS
...with two votes is...

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluejeans976

God I hate these child-proof containers

LMFAO! Holy shit, out of all the ones in this round, this caption cracked me up the most and I think that your fellow schmoes would agree with me there, bluejeans. Excellent work!

THE OTHER SCHMOE VOTE WINNER
...also with two votes are...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bear

It was a sad day for jerky fans everywhere when a "Messin' with Sasquatch" shoot went horribly, horribly wrong.

A really funny caption, Bear. Myself and the schmoes had good laugh with this one. Great work!

Terror Australis · #**6043** 12-12-2008, 12:34 AM

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

Cronos · #**6044** 12-12-2008, 03:59 AM

Woman: not in my pooper
Guy: Oh.... I'd never do that...

Terror Australis · #**6045** 12-14-2008, 09:03 PM

Only one? I'll come back later.

Sonny Corleone · #**6046** 12-14-2008, 10:01 PM

1 hour earlier:

Guy: Yeah, Hi. What do you guys have in 1950s hollywood stars?
Escort Service: We got Jack Lemmon, Dean Martin and Marilyn Monroe
Guy: I'll take the last one.

Terror Australis · #**6047** 12-15-2008, 02:17 AM

SCHMOE VOTE!

I'll be back sometime tomorrow to announce my pick and the schmoe pick, and I'll start the next round tomorrow. Cast your votes!

Cronos · #**6048** 12-15-2008, 06:36 AM

Sonny

PMcG No.6 · #**6049** 12-15-2008, 08:18 AM

Sonny

bluejeans976 · #**6050** 12-15-2008, 11:56 AM

Cronos

KillerKlown · #**6051** 12-15-2008, 03:41 PM

Cronos

Terror Australis · #**6052** 12-15-2008, 07:59 PM

THE WINNER & ONE OF THE SCHMOE VOTE WINNERS
....with two votes is....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cronos

Woman: not in my pooper
Guy: Oh.... I'd never do that...

LOL! I was pissing myself laughing when I read this caption, Cronos. You never fail to amuse me and your fellow schmoes. Well done!

THE OTHER SCHMOE VOTE WINNER
....also with two votes is....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonny Corleone

1 hour earlier:

Guy: Yeah, Hi. What do you guys have in 1950s hollywood stars?
Escort Service: We got Jack Lemmon, Dean Martin and Marilyn Monroe
Guy: I'll take the last one.

This is a very funny caption, Sonny. It definitily gave myself and your fellow schmoes some giggles. Great job!

Terror Australis · #**6053** 12-16-2008, 01:12 AM

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

porkchopexpress · #**6054** 12-16-2008, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terror Australis

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

Bruce - Ahhh, baby? Don't look to your left but I think the guy over there is either taking his baguette home, or he can see your cleavage reflected off my chin

Cronos · #**6055** 12-16-2008, 10:21 AM

Woman: Come on, stay a bit longer...
Bruce: You know why I can't, I told you I'm scared of red and white chequered table clothes.

bluejeans976 · #**6056** 12-17-2008, 12:33 PM

Girl: Is that a deadite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Bruce: Hail to the King baby

Needaname · #**6057** 12-17-2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terror Australis

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

Girl: "It's gonna cost you extra to use the chin."

Bruce: "Once you get a taste of The Chin, you'll be paying me."

Terror Australis · #**6058** 12-17-2008, 07:14 PM

SCHMOE VOTE!

I'll be back sometime tomorrow to announce my pick and the schmoe pick, and I'll start the next round tomorrow. Cast your votes!

Cronos · #**6059** 12-17-2008, 07:17 PM

Needaname

PMcG No.6 · #**6060** 12-18-2008, 08:10 AM

Needaname

bluejeans976 · #**6061** 12-18-2008, 10:26 AM

Needaname

Needaname · #**6062** 12-18-2008, 03:12 PM

Porkchop

Terror Australis · #**6063** 12-18-2008, 08:20 PM

THE WINNER & THE SCHMOE VOTE WINNER
....with three votes is....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needaname

Girl: "It's gonna cost you extra to use the chin."

Bruce: "Once you get a taste of The Chin, you'll be paying me."

Absolutely fucking hilarious, Needaname! I can definitely see "The Chin" saying like that to a woman. You have really impressed me and your fellow schmoes. Excellent work!

Terror Australis · #**6064** 12-18-2008, 08:27 PM

NOTE TO SCHMOES:

I'm just letting you guys know that I'm going to take a break from my caption game for about two weeks 'cause I'll be pretty busy over Christmas and New Year's. Don't worry I'll be starting the thread up again on January 6th (the 5th in the U.S.). I hope that all of you have a safe and wonderful Christmas, Hanukkah or Kwanzaa and as well a awesome New Year! See you all soon!

porkchopexpress · #**6065** 12-19-2008, 02:50 AM

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too, mate. And to everyone else, get drunka ya fucks!!! See you all in the new year!!

Porkster

Damone · #**6066** 12-19-2008, 07:36 AM

See ya next year Terror!

snoopmish · #**6067** 12-19-2008, 08:43 AM

Same to you! And to everyone else!!!!

Phenyx2 · #**6068** 12-19-2008, 09:38 PM

Merry Christmas all

Needaname · #**6069** 12-20-2008, 08:21 PM

Thanks for the vote guys! And a safe, blessed, wonderful holiday to you all.

Sonny Corleone · #**6070** 12-22-2008, 05:47 PM

Merry Christmas schmofos.

If you guys need a caption game to keep you going until Terror gets back I have one in the regular guessing game forums.

Terror Australis · #**6071** 01-05-2009, 07:37 PM

Well everyone I'm back so let's get this show on the road!

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

Damone · #**6072** 01-06-2009, 07:55 AM

When Satan began laying off some of his work force, even former minions of the dark lord were looking for a government bailout.

muttly69 · #**6073** 01-06-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terror Australis

Well everyone I'm back so let's get this show on the road!

HERE'S TODAYS PIC

I promise never to throw a shoe at Bush again. Please stop!

bluejeans976 · #**6074** 01-06-2009, 04:59 PM

This is what happens to clowns when they die

porkchopexpress · #**6075** 01-07-2009, 07:49 AM

" Hey, quit slackin on the job!!. Now get back upstairs and make me sandwich, bitch!! Honestly....that's the last time I hire any tortured souls as a butler. If it's not this shit it's crying in the cellar and bleeding on my good rug. You're lucky it's the credit crunch and you're cheap otherwise you'd be back in the abandoned shoe factory where I found you.... "